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Piranha (1978)

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Summary: When flesh-eating piranhas are accidently released into a summer resort's rivers, the guests become their next meal.
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Genres: Comedy, Horror
Country: USA
Directed By: Joe Dante
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na travelin_man
68
T3
na x-human
76
T5
Lively action with no time wasted. A fun romp that could have been cheekier, in more ways to one, but overall gives the audience what it wants. Precious little screen time is given to the real talents of Barbara Steele and Kevin McCarthy unfortunately.
na djinn
2
T4
na bad_juice
40
T6
na mavrodief
35
T1
na yawkcorb
87
T7
na Malcym
40
T2
na wavymouth
81
T3
na badraggled
30
T7
na Groggykash
65
T3
na Prismatic
76
T5
na korbenPL
34
T3
na tomelce
3
T6
Goes beyond the level of fun B-movie junk food - which it ostensibly is, all the naked boobs (and boob-biting) one could expect littered throughout the man-eating fish mayhem. It does so in having Spielbergian elements above the level of a simple Jaws riff.
na oxbaker
60
T4
na closerjul
42
T2
na ToeAndno
55
T2
na braxtonolywa
48
T2
na sirphibes
78
T8
na BloodandBeer
80
T7
na HarleyG
75
T5
na M_A
23
T3
na lostinlodos
79
T7
na chester1958
65
T4
na fink
40
T1
na IMDb-byvotes
57
T2
na ellf
75
T5
na cruelclown
50
T3
na gaddark
68
T4
na aaaaaaarrggg
71
T7
Steven Spielberg's favorite _Jaws_ rip-off. Although bloody and scary in parts, this plays better as a spoof, with a superior B cast abetted by a funny Sayles script and all the usual Dante winks. Who could ask for anything more? How about Steele as a svelte lady scientist with great cheekbones and an arched eyebrow? Miller as a Texas con man with a Brooklyn accent? Bartel as a bitchy head camp counselor? A beach bunny reading _Moby Dick_? It just never stops.
na Janne
70
T7
na dmk
69
T6
na borderline
45
T2
na Leo Mandela
48
T1
na jacobb1313
47
T3
A bad knock-off that knows it's a bad knock off, and its self-awareness makes it fun - its campy goodheartedness makes up for its more nonexistent elements, like 'plot' and 'logic'. Surprisingly, there's a great deal of character, like the Camp Counselor. "GUTS!"
na rottentomat
67
T6
na begoniabol
34
T4
Really funny and bad movie. I love the sound the piranha make, it's hilarious. Also, fastforwarding the car was pretty funny too. So cheesy
na GencBilge
40
T2
na dirtyfilthy
30
T1
na pilotpirx
40
T1
na sindustrial
1
T1
na adidawha
77
T6
na ravenskya
50
T2
na Void
1
T2
na Franeh13
92
T5
na hotdogfarmer
50
T2
na ROCKETMAN
33
T2
na cosmovitelli
55
T4
na Cloudynow
40
T1
na memoryhouse
60
T6
na Gladstone
6
T8
na imdb
57
T3
na Gregzilla
40
T2
na Seryxa
25
T5
Slightly spoofy thriller with a high death rate and a better than usual script. On the whole, an improvement on _Jaws_.
na alzuke
51
T1
na swat
55
T4
na SoylentGreen
3
T6
na chOSen
25
T3
na Evan Waters
87
T5
na nmallin
80
T5
na annie
25
T2
na spikestone
20
T1
na niksan
10
T2
na Ray Bergen
66
T1
na mlpgaffney
10
T1
You know, the story of piranhas being so ravenous as to strip a cow to the bone is kind of an exaggeration. When Teddy Rooseveldt visited South America, they wanted to impress him so much that they isolated a school of pirahna and starved them for weeks so that by the time they lowered the cow into the water for teddy, they riped the cow to shreds. In truth, they are pretty docile. It's true, look it up.
na winds
5
T6
na Crazy Jack
70
T6
na Frosty
40
T2
na deadbill
80
T3
na negative
2
T6
na DougReese
35
T2
na ghostwulf
69
T4
na romanortega
60
T6
na jmsenise
80
T7
na mayabelle
0
T6
na Cinemaniac
45
T1
na alanstrang
13
T2
na beecharmer
65
T5
na joseywales
58
T3
na Mubear
72
T3
na dzejson
54
T3
na ledcollector
67
T6
na The Goat
32
T2
na mark83
6
T6
na brianrobot
4
T7
na ricozy
25
T1
na lebeste
30
T3
na Estutmirleid
55
T2
na yoras63
65
T7
na hlb4tx
85
T6
na Dourado1412
75
T7
na mtopine
70
T5
na Leland
60
T3
na frt87
2
T1
na DougCollins
80
T5
na Treeship
61
T4
na emrah
10
T3
na anime salve
22
T1
na lineuphere
46
T2
na lightningBug
90
T8
na retsxlif
39
T2
na irend812
70
T5
na Gvauz
6
T4
na GodlessNoble
60
T4
na JohnnyHarker
6
T6
na jkwall
5
T3
na oguzhaners
50
T2
na themadelf66
45
T1
na bof
44
T3
Dante plays up the comedy a lot more than Cameron does (or ever has), turning his into both a working monster movie and a pretty funny send-up of one. Not very good, but decent.
na bizarre_eye
71
T6
na Zeno
72
T3
na lvakeva
80
T3
na BillyShears
65
T5
Guy with socks and sandals fires a revolver next to a kid's head to kickoff a tube race in a gross lake.
na ratedargh
60
T4
na Bacchanalian
65
T5
na rollsroyce
82
T9
na avgcrtckr
37
T2
na Talvitie
66
T5
na doexis
64
T2
na Siltem
45
T3
na cronick
41
T1
na anthipatic
70
T4
na sidefix
43
T2
na unusuall
62
T4
na LordofDance
55
T8
na Samuka
40
T2
na hellboy76
63
T4
Funny B movie. Obviously it has a sense of humor and doesn't take itself so seriously so that helps with the enjoyment factor.
na CMQuinn
80
T8
na Nygaard
35
T2
na Corganist
77
T6
na numan
68
T3
na bueller
58
T3
na green man
5
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na Joan Of Arc
80
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na comanchex
59
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na tolga.iregor
7
T6
na Roberta
65
T2
na mertagabey
89
T10
na Vertiggo
35
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na MrE2Me
70
T4
na Hadleyreis
83
T8
na botelhudo
50
T1
na chown
0
T2
na SonofaGunn1
0
T1
na garbo
70
T6
na chemical404
37
T2
A classic jaws rip-off done by legendary camp producer Roger Corman and Joe Dante who later had some mainstream success with his fun genre flicks. The characters are considerably well written and there are lots of funny one-liners thanks to writer John Sayles. Towards the end the film starts to show its weaknesses when instead of suspense filmmakers opted out for carnage - we get to see long and boring scenes of extras in unflattering swimsuits screaming and splashing the water.
na dominoparker
65
T6
na anhonestmess
45
T5
na Bavafreak
90
T9
A smart, stylish and legitimately witty rip off of Jaws. One of Dante's best films, with a great cast.
na electriccafe
85
T9
na catfacer
73
T6
na sweevo
95
T10
na lobo
30
T1
na DTI
55
T1
na mightysparks
40
T2
na noiz
31
T2
na bernardobrum
73
T3
na chiphall72
48
T2
na RCMERCHANT
90
T9
na jcdracula
1
T5
You can tell it's by Dante, and there are some fun things in it, but this is a generic and mostly boring monster movie.
na moeta2
79
T3
na olo
50
T5
na timberwolf67
90
T8
na Pingy
87
T5
na Qwipster.net
50
T4
na tendrilsfr20
34
T3
na waitsup
50
T2
na dgannz
55
T1
na Jeffovon
58
T2
na rudeboy
42
T2
na Sycophantman
22
T2
na starbuck2
70
T5
na djross
30
T2
na kaeptnkorn
11
T1
na LeonX
70
T6
na EmptySet
11
T2
na sadrobot
30
T2
na calogen
80
T5
na zeus1979
70
T4
na emeralddepth
70
T4
na frank79a
65
T4
na ?ar
12
T1
na Goratory
20
T1
na consciencia
25
T1
na Beageal
77
T6
na Tobia
20
T2
na Uncleblob666
30
T1
na nandorizzi
0
T1
Piranhas that jump in people is so bad that it is almost funny, but it is not.
na MadMan
75
T4
na mcf1989
60
T4
na fezenstein
65
T7
na sweetsin0r
50
T1
na ivyy
45
T3
na psiXaos
35
T1
na Dustyd
55
T4
cheesy but worth a look
na BGJ
35
T4
na arsonist
60
T3
na Ironf
65
T3
na TheMike
80
T5
na Stain
40
T3
Less fun than you think
na Ercan
1
T1
na Bruce
55
T5
na Tuxedo
60
T3
na Scarface
70
T6
na bob
26
T2
na CrazyJim9380
97
T10
na madiso
50
T4
na TheDiceman
30
T1
Silly.
na Lovecraft
37
T2
na Lskywalker
29
T1
na MaxQ
60
T2
na MaXCoDeR
40
T3
na gokhanince
60
T4
na dharmabum
37
T3
na peepee
60
T4
na defrule
63
T4
na coffee
0
T1
na Spunkie
25
T2
na sheeper
20
T1
na jdb361
50
T3
na fletch
75
T7
na SirVasil
40
T3
na peekay505
58
T5
na cambelboy
22
T1
na Thejaff
65
T4
na pandyman
58
T4
na macko1
30
T1
na FitFortDanga
46
T1
na TroyAnderson
60
T5
na saucyjack
44
T3
Unabashed Jaws ripoff with Roger Corman protege Dante at the helm. Pretty good cheesy gore and good for laughs, but not a good film per se. Dante worked with Sayles again on The Howling, a much better horror film with a similar tongue-in-cheek formula.
na Kain424
75
T5
na Eagle-X
30
T1
na Bemis
70
T4
na Persona
20
T1
na coot
54
T4
na Difontaine
19
T1
na wcsae
38
T3
na welike
20
T5
na luc
65
T4
na thefog1331
87
T7
na servetsuvari
55
T3
na wavex
71
T5
na HobbsEnd
75
T9
na HKi
74
T7
na oalerabelo
20
T1
na BlueHeat
70
T6
na oddity
43
T1
na sharpenter
30
T1
na bleary
12
T1
na Deniz
44
T2
na Jeb
45
T3
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