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Piranha 3DD (2012)
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Summary: After the events at Lake Victoria, the pre-historic school of blood-thirsty piranhas make their way into a newly opened waterpark. (imdb)
Country: USA
Directed By: John Gulager
More information at the Internet Movie Database
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na Architeutis
60
T2
na Port_Ellen
50
T1
na zachheltzel
30
T2
na Wezzo
50
T1
Like breasts? Like blood? Like this.
na bookhouseboy
5
T1
It's so bad it's way below "so-bad-it's-good"; the only positive aspect is KatrinaB, but this one is beyond salvageable. *Preview*: #12#, popcorn, 'pt1', (Katrina B/6-3).
na Scarface
20
T1
na Choni
55
T1
na zxcv98
66
T5
na lodikrad
1
T1
na DancingP
38
T1
na KMcNeil
0
T1
na Siltem
28
T1
na nofear
69
T3
After unexpectedly enjoying the totally ridiculousness of the first movie I was looking forward to this one. No where near as good. A few one liners that had me laughing but you could have seen them in the trailer. In fact just watch the trailer and forget the film its probably better. The Hoff was the star and good on him for taking the mick out of himself.
na vwgregov
35
T1
na afguy205
25
T1
na Difontaine
10
T1
Even if you are a cheap cash in, you are allowed to make some effort. This film makes Piranha 3D look subtle, tasteful, possessing a plot and at least some acting talent too. Poor Christopher Lloyd. Also, padding the run time with out-takes and behind the scenes titting (no pun intended) about? Lame. Just don't bother with this.
na jthusky
8
T1
na AICHE
5
T1
na mattnawrocki
30
T1
na Johnny6Gun
10
T1
na synweap
15
T1
na pedrorp
30
T1
na calinki
30
T1
na yawkcorb
80
T4
Cameos, gratuitous boobs, and gore aplenty; this movie is nothing but schlock, and it knows it. As it happens, I am generally entertained by such campiness, so I had fun with this one.
na jjrocketman
12
T1
na donofthedead
37
T2
na CrazyJim9380
56
T1
na mightysparks
35
T2
na ytmn
40
T1
Sometimes funny but always trashy and very very sloppy. This is beyond B-movie territory - this is C-movie!
na mistersplice
20
T1
2- avoid at all costs, bad
na mark83
0
T1
Where the original was a hilarious sendup to grindhouse-style b-movie gore, this sequel is an unfunny, vulgar, stupid, uninspired piece of worthless shit that should have gone directly to dvd, if that.
na Jorg
1
T1
na JohnSandwich
35
T2
Not wholly unenjoyable and also has Katrina Bowden.
na PeterdeJ
50
T1
na shout833
69
T1
na nuotio
35
T1
na elladan
86
T3
na filmcricket
16
T1
na tharizdun
16
T1
This film was so boobtacular I was unsure whether I had acquired it from Redbox or Redtube. Just as mean-spirited as the first, but with much less good humor or charm.
na Wiche
30
T1
na CMQuinn
8
T8
na evaton
52
T2
na korbenPL
20
T1
na RapeyVessey
66
T6
'He chopped off his dick because something came out of my vagina!' Has some hilarious moments and Christopher Lloyd is always great fun to watch but The Hoff is easily the best thing about it. Apart from that, everything else is recycled and inferior to the 2010 film. Watch that. Ending and post-credits were hilarious.
na jakncoke
50
T1
na Meta Critic
24
T1
na SirStuckey
25
T1
Ving Rhames and Paul Scheer were about the only two likable things about this movie and they got about 15 total minutes of screen time.
na alkan altas
21
T1
na volkamin
70
T7
na abesempire
75
T1
na Valner
0
T1
na Cronos
30
T2
na Zeron1x
45
T1
na Rust_Russell
50
T1
na lqchant
1
T1
na captainjazz
20
T1
na aaronwhat
20
T1
na ECSR
5
T3
na Draig
40
T1
na edkrak
75
T8
Watch it in 2D if you have a chance, 3D is really annoying in this one and it's hard to focus on action. But apart from that - boobs, blood and tasteless jokes - what's not to love. Can't wait to watch it properly on DVD without the fucking glasses.
na tatasonne
30
T1
na Unsaintly
12
T1
na Gideon
1
T3
na dddila
20
T1
na gadenhertog
30
T1
na klanc11
81
T8
na Flanders
15
T1
Hehe, bare tull
na Bokella
12
T1
na TheDiceman
5
T1
Shamefully bad.
na LethianDream
20
T1
na partible
24
T1
na eksero
30
T1
na Marcos92
75
T3
na imdb
40
T1
na murek
100
T8
na Koalafish
55
T2
na bof
9
T1
na rickyafraid
36
T1
na ugur madik
76
T3
na seventhart
10
T1
na struizzle
50
T2
na AVclub
1
T1
na the0bauman
50
T1
na RichardvDam
70
T3
na BillyShears
15
T1
Piranha 3DD has more boobs than piranha attacks. ... .... ...I just got the title.
na cory.nowacky
47
T1
na kino.dk
18
T1
na kerolayn
35
T1
na jspidah
19
T1
na hotdishtv
71
T1
na JackDurden
2
T1
na Jeffersons
45
T2
na iMarchine
45
T2
na penguinfreud
0
T1
na MrWaagh
65
T3
na childofbodom
65
T6
na Ram0n
50
T1
na MovieCrazy21
73
T9
na cengaveri
2
T1
na hairchow
10
T1
na ZombieBuffet
35
T1
na robbie3012
35
T2
na leodran
20
T1
na Cantstopdrew
15
T1
na ROSBB
1
T1
na becca_face
65
T5
na bluesman
10
T1
na Jerky
10
T1
na spinapubica
25
T1
na IMDb-byvotes
42
T1
na gelfling
80
T2
na ewp1994
20
T1
na Stroad
50
T2
na Dewmeister
55
T3
na TheDude1973
50
T2
na pillowpants
40
T1
na guy piranha
55
T3
na haru09
50
T1
na Grodz
5
T1
na Coheed
65
T5
na Mattsdmf
20
T1
na guppy
10
T1
na sheeper
10
T1
na Snazz
20
T1
na wig
0
T1
The Darling Companion for gynophobic 12-year-olds
na woofat
26
T1
na stubbs7
55
T1
na wonbin
21
T2
na kafaduba
15
T3
na kadircetin
0
T1
na Batmite
50
T2
na twincinema
0
T1
na sucseven
70
T8
na Marter
40
T3
Piranha 3DD is a mediocre movie. It's not good enough to be enjoyed, and it's not bad enough to have a good time laughing at its efforts. It's just there, eating away money and your time. Just go watch the red-band trailer, as it gives away pretty much the entire movie anyway -- and only keeps the "good" parts, as trailers are inclined to do -- and save yourself the money. There's nothing here that warrants a watch.
na NhanLa
0
T1
na roonay3k
15
T1
I actually tought the first one was quite decent even tough it was ridiculous! But i was entertained. This one is a whole new level of retarded. I think the quote" Josh cut off his penis because something came out of my vagina" sums upp the whole movie! I give it 15 simply because of the nice women and to see David Hasselhoff once again sink to the bottom of his career!
na impaxion
30
T1
na kangadoodoo
15
T1
na Barthalen
19
T2
They ripped off a scene from Mega Piranha. I need some time to let that sink in properly...
na NRM01
34
T1
na filmaffinity
35
T1
na jmsenise
40
T1
na zapotka
30
T1
na Mohko
15
T2
na purgatos
20
T1
I liked the original Piranha 3D in that cheesy dumb horror movie kind of way. This movie is um... well it's bad, even in a cheesy dumb way.
na catfacer
0
T1
na chmul_cr0n
44
T2
Has some funny moments (with Hasselhoff, Rhames, Koechner...), more crappy ones, though. Has some cool performances (Panabaker, Lloyd, Koechner, who - esp. the latter -made you forget how shitty das dialoque is for a second), more crappy ones, though. And it's pretty cheap overall. Which isn't necessarily a bad thing when it comes to comedy. But the serious parts were just shitty.
na Superargo
57
T4
Danielle Panabaker's built like a superheroine, but the movie's built like one of those videos you watch late at night on YouTube when everybody else is in bed. The first one was great, gory fun, and was naughty in a cheesy B-movie way; this one dials back the gore and the fun, and is naughty in a pervy, skeevy old man way. It also has more beaver on display than OPEN SEASON. I kept my head down as I left the theater.
na Milfadoodle
50
T8
na madmex
5
T1
na goranmacan
2
T1
na Kavu
30
T2
There are few moments of brilliance, but mostly it's just a weak shadow of its predecessor.
na geegasm
7
T2
na avgcrtckr
18
T1
na garfield989
64
T2
Not as good as the first, despite being pretty much the same film in a different location, not to mention having a really bad ending.
na KjetilA
3
T2
na Kobi2
10
T1
na lojze
2
T1
na Ofterdingen
4
T1
Too crappy to even discuss.
na LordSpike
20
T1
na Cusk
17
T1
na sid
0
T1
na bentien
8
T1
Unbelievably unambitious.
na skotti85
24
T1
na guzintekes
0
T1
Average Tier 1.8 from 165 Rankings rss