Hey man it's Coolio! He shines in every scene. He's got some amazing quotes too, I think I'm in love!

Some actual gore, hilarious subpar acting (oh hai Coolio!) and an actual line or two that made me chuckle. For a movie named after a flying dinosaur, that's high praise. I did get angry at the wink wink nudge character surnames. People named Lovecraft, Zelazny, Clark, Herbert? GET IT YOU GUYSE HAHA NERDS WILL GET THE JOKE AMIRITE? Yes, yes, I did, and I feel all the worse for it.

It's not that I'm any kind of tactical genius, but even I could see that the decisions made by soldiers on-screen were frequently the most terrible plans of action possible.

Was bad and not that funny.

One of the cheesiest movies I've ever seen complete with bad acting by Z-list actors, awkward writing, bad CGI and a black gangsta with a nickname as one the main characters. Enjoyable if watched with friends for fun. But not twice.