The Asian Mr. and Mrs. Smith; karma love life and kung fu killings ensues. All seems to be well. Alas, two halves of an old Monk's remains must be found, if you want to rule the Kung Fu Universe! - And who doesn't?! Close on their trail is the old Eunuch master, aka an imperial subordinate; The Monk's body can help him regenerate a penis. Crafty little thing...

Highly enjoyable kung-fu nonsense. The editing is a bit choppy and the first 30 minutes didn't work for me, but I soon got drawn in by the cool battles, colorful characters and slick looks of it all. The motivation of the big baddie is hilarious, but I'd probably do the same thing in his position.

Very good. Great sense of style, some great action sequences and The Magician (even though he wasn't in the movie a lot I loved him). The only thing that gets me is that the movie is just about the guy wanting to get his penis back. I shit you not. I mean... what? Really one of the only actually dumb parts of the movie, so for that the movie actually drops a little bit. But the rest of it is worth your time. HIS PENIS.