Not very good. The pretty cool looking mega robots don't fight it out the way you want them, and there's an awful lot of inexplicables. Haldeman (who I hear is a very good sci-fi author) puts it best, "to me it's as if I'd had a child who started out well and then sustained brain damage"

Really this should be given a far poorer score because good God is it a bad movie. However this takes "so bad it's good" to an entirely new level. Every ounce of the film oozes unintentional comedy of maximum caliber. Ever seen a robot with a massive chainsaw phallus? Robot Jox can remedy that gap in your life. This is the ultimate movie to see with your drunk buddies, hands down.

Because I am a pathetic manchild I actually had a fun time with this. It's extremely cheesy and cheap, but I'm up for seeing robots cut each other apart with lasers and chainsaw dicks any time. It also scores extra points for having no sound in space.

Really awful, but fun as hell to watch. Chainsaw penises.

Not a good film. Chainsaw penis earns the bulk of these 45 points.

Big robots with plot that makes no sense but it works as a comedy. This movie's characters had the most thumbs up I have ever seen.

joe Haldeman had a hand in this??? You gotta be shitting me! I LOVED the forever war, but this... The title says it all really...

This film is exactly what you think it is, nothing more and nothing less

Total crap, but memorable crap.

I can't think of a more hilarious cultural stereotype in a movie than a Japanese man crushing an origami crane in despair.