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Safe Men (1998)

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Summary: Two untalented singers (Sam Rockwell, Steve Zahn) are mistaken for a pair of major league safecrackers in Providence, Rhode Island. The two are pressed into service by the local hoodlums and quickly find themselves in conflict with their professional colleagues. Romantic interest is added by the daughter (Christina Kirk) of the underworld leader (Harvey Fierstein) who won't date the men she knows are gangsters. (imdb)
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Genres: Comedy, Crime
Country: USA
Directed By: John Hamburg
Written By: John Hamburg
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na gloryhornet
60
 T6
na karlson
30
 T1
na ayall
72
 T3
na dsjoerdsma
55
 T4
na simonj
60
 T2
na falsebinary
84
 T8
na purple
60
 T4
na Luk92
65
 T4
na Jerky
45
 T4
na ari
61
 T6
na glm
59
 T3
58.625
na AAAutin
42
 T4
na barbarali
68
 T4
na The Goat
20
 T1
na retsxlif
58
 T4
na klanc11
88
 T9
na IMDb-byvotes
59
 T2
na kevin.sheets
88
 T7
na Gordon Cole
63
 T5
na strangelime
60
 T2
na joshpatton
70
 T2
na jacub82
58
 T4
na Travisbickle
85
 T6
na ten
45
 T3
na fincherking
85
 T6
na JJ1986
40
 T2
na jkwall
7
 T7
na CMQuinn
70
 T6
na cdalepirate
60
 T6
na Tripwyre
27
 T2
Really not anywhere close to being a good movie, which is a major disappointment considering the talent in the cast. It's mostly just really painful and awkward, but there are some moments of comedy goodness. Even the random inclusion of NHL hockey does nothing to strengthen this for me. The premise has some potential, but this movie is just completely flat. Boring.
na lonelypanda
40
 T3
na cblur21
92
 T10
na imdb
59
 T4
na slumber
77
 T6
na dcatcher
47
 T3
na miss jesus
27
 T1
na dharmabum
19
 T2
na madiso
40
 T2
na unohav_1
80
 T5
Didn't expect much from it, so wasn't disappointed. It has its moments.
na mike615
65
 T6
na ZombieBuffet
70
 T8
na chiphall72
93
 T10
na filmcricket
56
 T5
na cloondog
54
 T5
na heapshake
75
 T9
na Zeno
75
 T6
na ArkadyFalls
50
 T3
na Deadmarsh
60
 T5
na Joelius
38
 T6
Some of the funniest jokes I've seen in film unusual and quirky! PS Best tagline: "...World of Disorganized Crime."
na lvlr
10
 T6
Slapstick/Hilarious film: Disorganized Crime!
na negative
1
 T1
na Johnny Logic
75
 T4
na mikedemo
75
 T8
na doctor7
63
 T5
It has some really great moments but on a whole it sadly doesn't really hold together. It's a shame too considering it has such a stellar cast. The premise is neat enough but the entire time you know it simply could've been a better movie if the humour had been more consistent and it didn't resort to characters being goofy gangsters just for the sake of being goofy gangsters.
na abesempire
80
 T2
na sethpaul
80
 T9
Average Tier 4.66 from 56 Rankings rss