Clever title, but not so much of a clever movie now is it?

One of the most complex movies I have ever seen in my life. Pedo discobar? Same sound effect used 4 times in a row? Was this a horror, or something else? I still have no idea what the hell happened

If anyone asks me to give a short summary of what happens in this movie I'm sure I'll start crying and/or try to kill myself again.

An all time low for Hogan.

Another entry in the "God damn this is stupid" genre

A contender for one of the worst movies of all time. The exploding stalagmite battle at the end is brilliant.

It was oh so painful to watch my childhood (as well as present day) idol in a piece of trash like this. =(

Disgustingly horrendous. It will make you lose faith in movies, perhaps even in mankind. A shared winner with 'Star Wars Holiday Special' of the less that prestigious award "Most Terrible Movie I Have Ever Seen and Will Probably Ever See". And that's quite a feat. There are certainly many films which are technically much less proficient. On the whole, though, this has to be the most awful garbage ever made. If not, mercy, I wouldn't want to be exposed to the contenders!