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Santa's Slay (2005)

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Summary: Bill Goldberg plays the devil's son who lost a wager with a angel and was forced to spend 1000 years playing Santa, but now the wager of that time has run out, and good old Santa isn't so joyful anymore. He makes up for lost time and starts to kill people. (imdb)
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Genres: Comedy, Horror
Country: Canada, USA
Directed By: David Steiman
Written By: David Steiman
More information at the Internet Movie Database
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na seaneb
1
T2
na rednightmare
60
T5
Terrible, but in a good way.
na dst7175
45
T4
Bill Goldberg as Santa was pretty damn funny.
na muzak66
52
T3
Emilie de Ravin is my girl.
na auritech
25
T2
na Jerky
50
T6
na Cantstopdrew
68
T5
na Thunderdolt
90
T8
Too comedic too make a good christmas horror movie.
na mertagabey
50
T4
na IcyBrian
59
T2
Silly & stupid, but better than expected. It's the kind of bad movie that relishes in being bad.
na comanchex
17
T1
na iranscam
20
T1
The opening one-liner wasn't enough to make this good. Though it was rather close.
na IMDb-byvotes
48
T1
na wavymouth
85
T5
na Neveryan
50
T2
na Sprinklins
62
T2
The first few opening scenes are hilarious, but there were too many moments where I was waiting for something funny to happen.
na Fetsch
56
T1
na Richnerd
20
T1
na ZombieBuffet
65
T7
For a low-budget horror/comedy... I have to say, this accomplished what it set out to. And it's fairly entertaining as a tongue-in-cheek B-movie, too.
na JooJoo
2
T2
na GiaNT
88
T7
na Gooba
65
T3
na peder
60
T3
The beginning and end are fuckin' awesome, but it drags otherwise.
na mattnawrocki
65
T4
na sweevo
75
T4
na crak
61
T1
na AICHEG
52
T1
na Jake_R
62
T2
na Revolutiono
5
T2
na ShogunRua
68
T7
There have been many horror films centered around Christmas, but this is likely the first horror comedy. Goldberg is a Ramboesque Santa, stylishly killing nice and naughty alike, all while cutting wrestling promos on them. There's plenty of action and blood, yet it still primarily concentrates on the humor.While it has a fast pace and is only 67 minutes long, it's a bit light on scenarios and ideas, and I could have done without the tacked-on emotional scenes. Overall though, it's a funny treat.
na jdalt1234
60
T6
na McCorpse
70
T3
na jwill602
30
T1
na Sinemaestro
35
T1
na Gordon Cole
17
T1
na yawkcorb
80
T4
I can see why some hate this movie. It takes a certain attitude, I think, to appreciate movies like this. I thought it was pretty funny; it has an interesting backstory on the real Santa as the devil's son. The cast was mostly great, especially Goldberg as the ass kicking son of the devil. Cheesy in a good way, definitely worth a watch if you can appreciate the silliness.
na Dalen_Quaice
20
T3
na princemuchao
70
T6
na DigiDan
82
T3
na Treeship
70
T6
na Ryanola
30
T2
na westborn
37
T3
na caiman
71
T5
A whole room of relatively well-known actors gets slaughtered in the very first scene. That pretty much sums up what this movie is like: unexpectedly interesting. Doesn't mean it was a great movie though...
na bloodsome
59
T2
na CMQuinn
80
T8
na SimpleJack
0
T1
na hellboy76
58
T3
Promising opening scene isn't followed up my much.
na Mrx
10
T1
na DougCollins
70
T2
na Risselada
55
T3
na brtkrbzhnv
80
T9
na pholtor
56
T3
na unne
89
T10
Theres not much to say about this one but I believe that this was one of the stupidest yet funniest movies i think i have ever seen.
na RNG
31
T4
na Shmendrek
1
T2
na muzicaddict
50
T1
na brandonpcv
1
T1
na grimmna
78
T8
na Darko
35
T4
na KasperL
40
T3
na thefog1331
87
T7
na NathanDarko
64
T3
na chrisschini
89
T8
na Scarface
65
T5
na BGJ
5
T1
na amerigo
51
T1
The premise was awesome, but somehow they managed to screw up a movie about a bloodthirsty Santa, who rides a flying war-ox. See the first 10 minutes of the movie. The intro is quite hilariously awesome.
na loserville
19
T1
na CrazyJim9380
68
T2
na Pickpocket
10
T2
Not even laughably bad. We rented this because the box cover is so hilarious but it just sucked ass. The only good scene is the first one.
na Foo
60
T4
na hroo772
55
T4
na leander
2
T1
na RichardvDam
50
T1
na moush
30
T1
Pretty much everything about this movie is horrible, but the idea is funny, and they do have some pretty funny black humor.
na jonny_boy
20
T1
na teamgod
2
T6
na slashergirl
10
T1
Another do not see (I only watched because it Had Goldberg in it & normally I like movies with wrestlers in them)...but this thing was so stupid it wasn't even funny
na howezilla
80
T4
na pillowpants
60
T3
na sean_e_b
0
T1
na GoreGalore
40
T1
na lostinlodos
85
T8
na ena
67
T5
na x-human
76
T5
Santa comes early in this flix, with lots of li'l goodies for all the girls and boys. Well balanced with all the slayings spread evenly; creative too. Humor is moronic but just right; it's not like the Special Olympics.
na Sandwichlord
2
T9
Funny.
na Castroph
3
T2
na Arithaniel
2
T2
na doctor7
40
T3
Ultimately Santa's Slay is one joke carried on for over an hour. This means that the movie drags frequently. However there are still moments of hilarity here and there which prevent it from being flat out bad.
na Wolfenrocks
75
T5
na mayabelle
0
T6
na imdb
47
T2
na Infenso
0
T1
na Gladstone
5
T6
na KMcNeil
30
T3
"He's scary, yet educational." Ridiculous beyond ridicule, but the premise obviously rocks, and the intro sequence is awesome.
na panchovilla
40
T2
na youreviltw1n
55
T4
The 1st 5 minutes are the best, but boy are they good.
na twincinema
10
T1
na wisseh
40
T2
na stojke.igor
50
T6
na thefriedone
60
T5
na tinythedogg
60
T5
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