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Secretariat (2010)

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Summary: The life story of Penny Chenery, owner of the racehorse Secretariat, who won the Triple Crown in 1973.
Poster submitted by Gauntlet
Genre: Drama
Country: USA
Directed By: Randall Wallace
Written By: Mike Rich, William Nack
More information at the Internet Movie Database
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na Maandysheera
68
T4
na lula_mae
65
T5
na vmboudreau
50
T3
na Lepuppy7
4
T2
HORSE MOVIE, I hate horse movies, although it is alright for a horse movie, as it is a true story and all.
na hellboy76
67
T7
Typical Disney fare. Don't look for any suprises here, but it's well made and well acted.
na follower
46
T3
A hallmark movie with nicer visuals. The script tries to make the story of the huge favorite hammering everyone else "inspiring" by turning the owner of a competing horse into a ridiculous, preening villain. It doesn't work. None of the actors lift their character beyond stereotype, though at least Malkovich is fun to watch.
na likeblues146
80
T7
na sirius
67
T3
na Voodoo
25
T1
na dumanx
7
T8
na SirStuckey
30
T1
In case you ever wanted two hours of cornball "inspirational" lines said by good actors who seemed to realize halfway through that this would not garner the same acclaim that the equally cheesy The Blind Side did so they stopped trying. It's truly not worth your time.
na ssabetti
56
T2
na rwhirata
56
T4
na Amember
8
T6
na hocc
50
T3
na Ketcha
75
T7
na Johny Idler
75
T5
na mert
50
T1
na bench635
88
T10
na nydude271
65
T6
na ledcollector
85
T9
na DougCollins
100
T10
na bodakedi
45
T5
na Groucho
25
T4
"We've had us a film about a horse/ Seabiscuit got Oscar nods, of course of course/ So another race horse on us they'll force: Secretariat!"
na Fire
0
T6
na GBREIS
85
T6
na jdalt1234
50
T2
na daffodil907
69
T5
na Meta Critic
61
T6
na cranky
60
T5
na olric
85
T8
na davesv
76
T6
na evrenuyanik
60
T6
na kroolu
100
T10
na gdog13cavs
55
T8
na filmaffinity
63
T5
na retsxlif
76
T7
na avgcrtckr
51
T4
na Raabeyes
66
T7
na wayofthegun
40
T1
I feel like I've seen this done before and done better (Seabiscuit). Secretariat just feels like a glossed-over, shallow Disney movie without a lot of artistic quality. If you're looking for a family movie to watch, you could do worse, but I wouldn't recommend Secretariat to the discerning movie-watcher. Really over-the-top performance by Lane as well; much better in Unfaithful (obviously a different type of movie).
na cory.nowacky
69
T4
na azazel74
65
T4
na Ownerzx
75
T8
na halkas
69
T8
na Roger_Ebert
8
T9
na yesterlosse
80
T5
na kkl
79
T8
na wokkal
80
T6
na stoker
50
T4
na Bricks
67
T7
na Bigfox
73
T7
na aakashdave11
82
T8
na matilda
68
T5
na pinematr
70
T6
na jojomill
92
T7
na Cantstopdrew
72
T6
na DougieD
60
T2
na ellinikos
65
T4
It has the occasional touching moment of sports-inspired hope, but it has been better done a thousand times before, and even the big name cast can't save this from being a fairly dull entry into the genre. Malkovich does his best to inject some fun into proceedings, but overall it's a bit too lifeless to be properly enjoyed.
na cat9man
70
T4
na creck
50
T2
na riseoffall
51
T4
na cosmovonw
81
T5
na slashergirl
75
T8
na Haheuvel
62
T2
na jamesford
82
T4
na pzingg
70
T1
na Cinemafan89
89
T9
na Cinemafan91
41
T1
na ratson
88
T8
na FlixR8r
54
T4
na ktothea
60
T4
na dcphillips
85
T6
na Daffy6964
79
T5
It's tough to make a "Rocky" type movie about a horse that stomped the crap out of the rest of the field.
na Maximus
84
T9
na imdb
72
T8
na clydeburke
65
T5
na naviniea
60
T6
na nunstrangler
57
T4
Story is sweet as a sugar cube, as is Lane.
na jturnage
70
T8
na Kiitoksia
79
T2
na indifferenti
7
T4
na billythekyd
87
T6
The soundtrack of *Secretariat* is just like the film itself: derivative of other horse-racing films, boring in the family scenes, but exciting once hooves begin to thunder in Dolby Surround 7.1
na nuked
3
T1
This movie is so horrible that it even has the "I will survive" speech. In a stable, of course. Avoid this movie at all cost unless you are just a fucking moron looking for a movie to help stick your head further up your own ass.
na Empire
2
T2
na krf7
50
T4
na jdnolla
93
T7
na tatabaanee
85
T9
na Blair
70
T3
na sydhavsPaddy
59
T3
na glm
71
T5
71.250
na BeardMilk
82
T6
na Darbicus
35
T3
na topichtennis
59
T3
na jordanlige
100
T6
diane lane is so good in this movie good cast good plot 10 out of 10 nice horses
na SlantMag
10
T1
"Watching Secretariat is an experience as antithetical to watching an actual horse race as it gets." - Simon Abrams
na comanchex
59
T3
na Dimentia
75
T6
Unsurprisingly this film is a lot like Seabiscuit. Still, it's entertaining, has a great cast (it's full of "Hey! It's That Guy!" moments) and is visually striking.
na muzak66
60
T3
na Agwoq
47
T2
na Crazy Jack
65
T5
na postavant
9
T1
na filmcricket
66
T7
na grodrig1
88
T8
na MCR
61
T5
na no_clubs
91
T8
na Taliban
0
T2
na mammy
82
T8
na snu
80
T8
na dwyer
72
T4
"One of the earliest religious disappointments in a young girl's life devolves upon her unanswered prayer for a horse" (Phillis Theroux). If this quote makes you nod your head, you'll probably like Secretariat, a horse movie to affirm the feelings of any horse-movie hater. It is a nice, heart-warming film in the classic sports-film mold, appropriate for families and horse-lovers. I doubt anyone could hate this movie. I rather liked it.
na cloque
7
T6
na walkabout
40
T1
The horse is obviously unbelievable, but Wallace just ruins it all with all the Jesus songs and such... And Diane Lane is trying so hard that it becomes embarrassing. I only rooted for the poor jockey.
na cruelclown
50
T3
na sdiama
80
T9
na enfennemore
60
T4
na Corganist
76
T6
na juliomadiaga
86
T6
na IMDb-byvotes
71
T6
na feritguney
65
T6
na jstrassf
72
T2
na eposus
65
T5
na dzejson
65
T5
na ldpfilm
71
T3
na sttsx
75
T7
na orangezen
66
T4
na ElvisTR
88
T8
na LesterGroans
69
T5
na hoolie
65
T3
na daniel
30
T4
na stasis
70
T2
na RichXTuta
75
T3
na burflok
65
T5
na andysor
55
T4
Run of the mill wholesome Disney fare. If you don't know exactly what's going to happen by watching the first 10 minutes you haven't seen enough movies.
na maddriver52
82
T9
na kym2thee
70
T5
na mery
89
T9
na sonique
60
T4
na numan
65
T3
na cryptosicko
48
T3
na Gody85
35
T3
na queendork56
7
T8
na toytronicaz
68
T5
na tielardurdin
82
T8
na lanfor
50
T4
na arandur
62
T5
na mandy-
96
T10
na screentime
64
T5
Average Tier 5.11 from 146 Rankings rss