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Severance (2006)
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Summary: When a weapons multi-national Palisade Defense reward their European sales division with a team-building weekend in the mountains of Eastern Europe, comedy blends with horror as the team fight first amongst themselves, and later for survival against a group of war-crazed killers intent on revenge. (imdb)
Country: Germany, UK
Directed By: Christopher Smith
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na FullCollapse
80
T8
na Obdurate
45
T2
A comedy horror that isn't really that scary but is dark and comedic. It focuses a lot on arms manufacturers and is set up like a slasher flick. So you get really absurd shit going on because that's what you expect from the genre. It does twist a few cliches on their head like naked (or at least half naked) chicks not dying. I liked it but I won't recommend it. But it comes close.
na hattrik
90
T10
na bloodsome
69
T4
na Mytheme
15
T1
na ZakMcCracken
60
T4
na thecynic
52
T1
na tenhas
40
T2
na buckmurdock
66
T3
na RNG
15
T2
na burflok
68
T7
na dirtyfilthy
77
T9
na NRM01
45
T2
na multani123
80
T7
na !Marx
77
T7
na tinythedogg
60
T5
na Octave
36
T2
na gloryhornet
40
T2
na dzejson
65
T5
na capitalist
45
T3
na heapshake
70
T8
na abesempire
85
T5
na Orion2221
75
T2
na laika
70
T5
na Janky
68
T5
na thedeadwalk!
70
T8
na sokeah
70
T6
na PetitePoid
40
T1
na fuser
70
T6
na Prince Sandy
39
T1
na 24truths
70
T5
na rhinderman
47
T2
na CinematicESP
79
T5
na samhall
74
T7
na dr_wombat
70
T5
na jayou84
60
T2
na lebnof
68
T8
na geordiefella
40
T3
na Hells Zargon
5
T1
A torrid piece of film. Then again if you want to see this trash, that's all probably your kind of thing anyway. Completely fails to entertain.
na Kartoffeln!
0
T1
na DeaThRoW
75
T7
na merveakkas
70
T3
na BrutalBrian
76
T6
Well, let me just say this, and as indicated by the star rating I gave this movie, this is not a negative review. Its just that the first part of this movie is similar to The Descent. That movie was crap, and this movie improves drastically. Some of the dry British humor in this movie is lost on me, and I usually pick up on it. It could be because this is supposed to be The Office meets High Tension. Once the horror/action part of the film starts, it gets really good and the humor really flies.
na wcsae
72
T7
na TartanLlama
50
T4
na alexlma
6
T4
na timxyz
11
T3
na phaedrus
60
T4
na Master2Nena
50
T6
na St. Gloede
50
T2
na curioushair
79
T9
na Barthalen
52
T3
Starts out relatively promising and then becomes more run-of-the-mill than, err, a mill that runs really well.
na Alwyn
78
T6
na LennyNero
40
T3
na thegreyfox
70
T5
Had no idea what this film was about before watching it, and have to say I didnt know whether it was a comedy, or a horror / thriller ... there were some great laughs, yet some really gruesome scenes too .... in the end it was clear that it was a really well acted, scripted and shot comedy/horror. I usually prefer one or the other genre, but this really worked in "Severence". Excellent performances helped from all the ensemble, never "playing for laughs" but never losing comedic timing.
na gackt
65
T4
na stefro
68
T2
na skyreduction
60
T3
na darthfrede
60
T4
na NhanLa
55
T3
na autumnbreeze
67
T6
na JacksReview
7
T5
na clouseau
68
T6
na 1664
90
T6
na angrypierre
66
T5
na pittler
30
T1
na filmcricket
56
T5
na marjoline
75
T4
na purity
1
T4
na Kassien
85
T7
na Hanky Panky
70
T6
na kyussj
70
T6
na Princezz
60
T3
na Randomized
20
T2
na distilledw
74
T6
na Trapper
33
T2
na boyakasha
40
T2
Tries to be a mixture of horror and comedy and fails on both accounts. The tone of the entire film is horror, so the jokes are not only very bad, but they seem completely out of place. Practically every attempt at humor fails and the suspense is mediocre at best. Just a complete waste of time.
na ticklemonstr
76
T6
na Riptide0
67
T3
na Melvin Smif
55
T7
An enjoyable little splattercom, although I enjoyed the buildup far more than the payoff. Kudos to whomever made the previews for this film I was expecting more than was delivered after those.
na mania
75
T7
na Frosty
65
T6
na bbevan7
76
T5
na guzintekes
10
T1
na cbogdan
50
T3
na childofbodom
30
T2
na Chouinard
76
T7
na ke_kit
88
T6
na Zeno
73
T4
na paah
35
T1
na happytom82
61
T4
na korbenPL
35
T3
na rollsroyce
75
T8
na spalloc
79
T7
na freemantle85
70
T3
na popelmon
79
T3
na dotCommunism
70
T4
na Thunderdolt
90
T8
na MArkjp
45
T3
na switch
72
T4
na Chumbawamba
74
T4
na Thejaff
65
T4
na kohut
77
T6
na nullbort
77
T6
na SonicYouthX
78
T6
It is hilarious and at times quite suspenseful, but no masterpiece by any means.
na NRM03
50
T3
na Schmalzbroud
30
T2
na Pinny
64
T4
na hamsun
84
T4
na LouisGoodman
27
T1
na afx237vi
20
T1
It begins with two women falling into a hole about 8 feet deep - the best plan they can hatch to get out is to strip down to their underwear. A few seconds later a guy gets disembowelled. That sums up the entire film, really. It's the very definition of a dumb, by-the-numbers, cabin-in-the-woods slasher flick. There is some humour, I'll give it that, but mostly it just falls flat. If you're looking for an original plot or a film with believable characters, then don't watch this.
na RedButterfly
75
T7
na Gordon Cole
62
T4
na jbyn
73
T5
na Cerebrus
60
T5
na melvin
56
T1
na joone
68
T6
na Hadleyreis
39
T2
na sportyjay
61
T2
got a bit boring at points, and it was more of a thriller than horror or comedy
na doomy
65
T5
na grimmna
80
T8
na Cahadras1
77
T5
na KMcNeil
4
T4
na brianrobot
4
T7
na bleees
5
T5
na NeWWorlD
81
T3
na avgcrtckr
47
T4
na daffodil907
12
T1
na Hopemaster
10
T1
na micah
70
T7
na ZombieSam
50
T2
na Bulldoggen
55
T4
na DavidB
74
T5
na normalchaos
40
T1
na elpaulo
70
T5
na ninjarom
93
T9
na Jerky
40
T3
na ilsensine
80
T9
na landpwner
37
T1
na Sweekoden
64
T6
Quasi-comedy horror doesn't sound that appealing, but Severance gets away with it with much more style than one would expect. I didn't find it very funny, to be honest (I didn't find it painfully unfunny either, though), but I did actually get creeped out a few times in the first half. Remains entertaining throughout.
na td888
80
T10
na acmatunl
79
T3
na thefog1331
87
T7
na RapeyVessey
58
T5
Danny Dyer, being the bloke what don't feel no pain that he is, doesn't die. This is a bad thing. Always a pleasure to see Tim McInnery though. Big step down from the criminally underrated "Creep", but entertaining nonetheless.
na TAYLOR-MANIA
70
T4
na brando814
80
T7
na korkarlen
2
T7
na FranticFrog
57
T2
na Hizumi
70
T7
na walkearth
45
T4
na zae
70
T6
na Jyan
75
T4
na astrakhan
62
T1
C-list cast doing D-grade material. Ridiculously mad characters bumble through a truly moronic plot, packed with schlocky cheap thrills and themes grossly derived from other equally bad entries in the gore genre. If you're going to be this unoriginal, why not remake a film that works, like The Shining or Alien?
na dhsouza
54
T2
na TomSawyer
55
T2
na cvicen
5
T3
na m_burlock
50
T2
na dequinix
50
T2
na Br�li
40
T2
na engin
50
T3
na aaronwhat
70
T4
na taka61
60
T3
na gonzalo
6
T4
na stanthecaddy
90
T9
na chael
48
T1
na cheeseburger
92
T7
na thewire
52
T5
na chOSen
45
T5
na BrightonBear
85
T8
na oddis87
73
T6
na karlk
60
T5
na sweevo
95
T10
na EmDooey
95
T9
na chmul_cr0n
75
T8
na Colinzealuk
59
T3
na mistersplice
70
T7
7- recommended, good
na LordBeefJerk
60
T5
na top-shape
80
T6
na Wulf
60
T5
na perplexetic
70
T8
na pilnicket
50
T5
na AKS
54
T3
na Boz0r
65
T4
na Veterini
77
T6
na eksero
79
T6
na Grouchy
75
T3
na Bruce
65
T7
na Tursas
87
T6
na iyisinek
66
T3
na matthewreddy
72
T1
na jlx
75
T7
na tomelce
6
T7
na Nichololas
80
T7
na Vince Leo
64
T5
With a cast of fun character actors and a few clever surprises, Severance shows that one can actually still make a slasher movie that is different than the norm without being redundant, or in being a total parody of them. [Full Review]
na Munky6999
70
T6
na Mire
60
T4
na TripleB
75
T9
na Vang30
61
T3
na EvilShoe
35
T2
na doomy1986
75
T7
na findlac
75
T7
na johnshaft
63
T4
na libertinesb
20
T1
na Onesimus
63
T3
na kennardjon
65
T3
na rare
80
T7
na calinki
82
T8
na zevel6
50
T4
na Koburn
77
T6
na burhenn
40
T1
na appflapp
80
T7
na Andreas
72
T9
na pisser
50
T3
na sucseven
80
T9
na Skenkere
73
T7
na NathanDarko
61
T3
na dgeiser13
1
T6
na doctor7
32
T2
A couple of humourous moments here and there but most of those are uncreative and juvenile. There's plenty of gore here for the splatter fans and a plot that's so stupid you'll never be lost ever. Competently made in terms of film making, you're never lost as to what's going on and the editing keeps things moving which can be a problem in horror flicks. Still, unless you're a die hard horror fan this won't entertain.
na JosefBeeby
70
T4
na loserville
59
T5
na nicholasmcc
77
T7
na Neveryan
74
T4
na chemical404
67
T8
na LordofDance
55
T4
na Cronos
80
T9
na kris2222
75
T4
na Zonf86
90
T6
na zombieman
62
T2
na Tds4a
55
T4
na Dewmeister
67
T6
na niggative
76
T7
na Squibbles
70
T5
na aciddtripp
80
T9
na partible
76
T6
na Octantis
80
T10
na Kaynose
65
T6
na Lagavulin
74
T7
na Skrabbles
80
T9
na SNAKEFOOD89
83
T7
na Meson
85
T6
na FantacBob
71
T9
Enjoyable horror/comedy.
na martryn
63
T4
A pretty fucking awesome horror/black comedy. It's not exactly scary, per se, but it's fucking funny as hell. If you love bad horror film, this movie was made for you, as it doesn't try to take itself seriously most of the time but does poke fun at it's own genre.
na topichtennis
75
T6
na bernardobrum
80
T5
na luc
67
T5
na CitizenX
81
T10
na Stolz
60
T5
na snipertaz
89
T7
na SlantMag
15
T3
"Severance's lame jokes are fully formed, something that can't be said about its political critique." - Nick Schager
na Falooza
60
T4
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