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Severance (2006)

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Summary: When a weapons multi-national Palisade Defense reward their European sales division with a team-building weekend in the mountains of Eastern Europe, comedy blends with horror as the team fight first amongst themselves, and later for survival against a group of war-crazed killers intent on revenge. (imdb)
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Country: Germany, UK
Directed By: Christopher Smith
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na kohut
77
T6
na destruction
95
T9
na MArkjp
45
T3
na Janky
68
T5
na Br�li
40
T2
na Delirium9
80
T4
Enjoyable mix of humor and horror. Not up to Raimi levels, but still entertaining.
na jlx
75
T7
na acmatunl
79
T3
na dotCommunism
70
T4
na tralala
60
T7
na nullbort
77
T6
na oceanwards
45
T7
na dirtyfilthy
77
T9
na burflok
68
T7
na sucseven
80
T9
na gackt
65
T5
na LordofDance
50
T6
na panchovilla
60
T3
na Macloud239
100
T8
na doctor7
32
T3
A couple of humourous moments here and there but most of those are uncreative and juvenile. There's plenty of gore here for the splatter fans and a plot that's so stupid you'll never be lost ever. Competently made in terms of film making, you're never lost as to what's going on and the editing keeps things moving which can be a problem in horror flicks. Still, unless you're a die hard horror fan this won't entertain.
na JohnSandwich
55
T4
na Bitch Alert
60
T6
na psailes
69
T3
na stagemadness
65
T3
na Lagavulin
74
T7
na Psycore
70
T6
na mertagabey
70
T8
na Skrabbles
80
T9
na spalloc
79
T7
na fink
75
T5
na calinki
82
T8
na hannabelle88
70
T7
na !Marx
77
T7
na allmovie
7
T7
na kalee.
60
T2
na jayou84
60
T2
na otekiadam
35
T1
na IMDb-byvotes
67
T4
na eraserhead89
62
T2
na stubar
68
T3
na bernardobrum
80
T5
na poltergeist
60
T4
na 1664
90
T6
na Pinny
64
T4
na Valo
30
T2
na Falooza
60
T4
na pskarsjo
45
T1
na thePicaroony
55
T3
na top-shape
80
T6
na martryn
63
T4
A pretty fucking awesome horror/black comedy. It's not exactly scary, per se, but it's fucking funny as hell. If you love bad horror film, this movie was made for you, as it doesn't try to take itself seriously most of the time but does poke fun at it's own genre.
na nollie
80
T8
na chOSen
45
T5
na Meson
85
T6
na laertes
59
T5
na Asgarth
55
T3
na JosefBeeby
70
T4
na claireybear
81
T3
na donofthedead
70
T5
na capitalist
45
T3
na ke_kit
88
T6
na Frosty
65
T6
na bloodsome
69
T4
na moltenuniver
97
T10
na Brocklehurst
60
T2
na cetara
60
T6
na jjack229
62
T3
na johnshaft
63
T4
na filmcricket
58
T6
na chael
48
T1
na sebby
65
T6
Pretty fun and entertaining horror-comedy. it isn't a classic by any means, but if you like the genre you'll dig it.
na dzejson
65
T5
na Nursus
72
T4
na stojke.igor
0
T1
na skyreduction
60
T3
na valmeade
60
T3
Pretty confused movie that wants to be both suspenseful and deadpan witty, but bounces back and forth too quickly between the two, completely destroying any opportunity to establish a mood. But if you discarded the comedic elements entirely, this would be just completely forgettable and by-the-numbers. Somehow this left me wanting both more and less.
na SNAKEFOOD89
83
T7
na doddsinator
7
T3
na kris2222
75
T4
na LouisGoodman
27
T1
na kennardjon
65
T3
na forehead1
60
T7
na popelmon
79
T3
na Infenso
35
T1
na lvlr
7
T5
na heapshake
70
T8
na bad_juice
25
T3
na SonicYouthX
78
T6
It is hilarious and at times quite suspenseful, but no masterpiece by any means.
na Floggn
67
T4
na Melvin Smif
55
T7
An enjoyable little splattercom, although I enjoyed the buildup far more than the payoff. Kudos to whomever made the previews for this film I was expecting more than was delivered after those.
na NeWWorlD
81
T3
na Stroad
40
T2
na korbenPL
35
T3
na distilledw
74
T6
na chrisjrt
76
T5
na GoreGalore
70
T6
na Mawazh
70
T6
na freqflyer
80
T6
Slow build-up, but man, what a great payoff! Steve (played by Danny Dyer) has got to be by next favorite character/actor in a horror film, second only to the immortal 'Ash' (Bruce Campbell) in Evil Dead. This movie was a lot of fun. It was able to satisfy both the gore and the humour quotient required of the tricky genre 'splattercom.'
na amerigo
79
T6
It feels like this film doesn't really know whether it wants to be a full-blown satire or a an actual by-the-book-horror film. The end result is both parts get half-assed. But a good quarter of the movie is very funny.
na Hanky Panky
70
T6
na Kaynose
65
T6
na cvicen
5
T3
na methad1
68
T4
na Octantis
80
T10
na brianrobot
4
T7
na dk2k10
91
T4
na Kojiless
73
T6
Tried to mix humor and horror, and ended up with a movie that felt lacking on both ends. There are a few laughs, and a few jumps, but the whole experience leaves you thinking that the film could have been a lot better than it was.
na gloryhornet
40
T2
na Meta Critic
62
T6
na Treeship
46
T3
na Nichololas
78
T6
na aaronwhat
70
T4
na gonzalo
6
T4
na thecynic
52
T1
na boyakasha
40
T2
Tries to be a mixture of horror and comedy and fails on both accounts. The tone of the entire film is horror, so the jokes are not only very bad, but they seem completely out of place. Practically every attempt at humor fails and the suspense is mediocre at best. Just a complete waste of time.
na Spunkie
50
T4
na snipertaz
89
T7
na ClarkyCat
80
T6
na edkrak
30
T2
Not really funny, not gory enough (best kills happen offscreen) and completely cliche storyline that we could see in hundreds of horrors before this one (and many times done much better).
na adreena
65
T4
na happytom82
61
T4
na normalchaos
60
T2
na stefro
68
T2
na thegreyfox
70
T5
Had no idea what this film was about before watching it, and have to say I didnt know whether it was a comedy, or a horror / thriller ... there were some great laughs, yet some really gruesome scenes too .... in the end it was clear that it was a really well acted, scripted and shot comedy/horror. I usually prefer one or the other genre, but this really worked in "Severence". Excellent performances helped from all the ensemble, never "playing for laughs" but never losing comedic timing.
na Kassien
85
T7
na puppyd
69
T6
na Barthalen
52
T3
Starts out relatively promising and then becomes more run-of-the-mill than, err, a mill that runs really well.
na FullCollapse
80
T8
na joseywales
61
T4
na rollsroyce
75
T7
na baaic
85
T6
I'm not a huge fan of slashers, but this one did a decent job of subverting my expectations at several turns. Nice bit of espresso-dark humour and it was good to see Dead Like Me's Laura Harris in action again.
na alexlma
6
T4
na JohnnyHarker
4
T3
na appflapp
80
T7
na DavidB
74
T5
na Tavarezz
82
T6
na AsherFord
7
T1
na Mr Thorup
10
T1
na sennur
65
T3
na bof
41
T2
Someone called it "Office Space meets Deliverance"; more like Friday the 13th IV meets a PG-rated Hostel. Decent idea, good actors, a couple of great gags, but let down by the same crap director who ruined Creep.
na astrakhan
62
T1
C-list cast doing D-grade material. Ridiculously mad characters bumble through a truly moronic plot, packed with schlocky cheap thrills and themes grossly derived from other equally bad entries in the gore genre. If you're going to be this unoriginal, why not remake a film that works, like The Shining or Alien?
na avgcrtckr
47
T3
na Bacchanalian
62
T4
na NRM03
50
T3
na Veterini
77
T6
na TartanLlama
50
T4
na chmul_cr0n
75
T8
na thewire
52
T5
na pascally
51
T6
na princemuchao
61
T4
na kamesha
85
T10
na Stolz
60
T5
na Jyan
75
T4
na daisylegs
58
T4
na joone
68
T6
na Thunderdolt
90
T8
na topichtennis
75
T6
na ilsensine
80
T9
na frnk23
60
T5
na ky_pack35
65
T2
na afx237vi
20
T1
It begins with two women falling into a hole about 8 feet deep - the best plan they can hatch to get out is to strip down to their underwear. A few seconds later a guy gets disembowelled. That sums up the entire film, really. It's the very definition of a dumb, by-the-numbers, cabin-in-the-woods slasher flick. There is some humour, I'll give it that, but mostly it just falls flat. If you're looking for an original plot or a film with believable characters, then don't watch this.
na walkearth
45
T4
na luc
67
T5
na SlantMag
15
T3
"Severance's lame jokes are fully formed, something that can't be said about its political critique." - Nick Schager
na SirEvo
62
T3
na TripleB
75
T9
na samhall
74
T7
na Alwyn
78
T6
na solemnchaos
75
T5
na wayofthegun
50
T2
na Data1001
73
T6
na hotdogfarmer
50
T2
na Jerky
40
T3
na squint
70
T4
na CMQuinn
90
T10
na lebnof
68
T8
na multani123
80
T7
na anime salve
51
T3
na kyussj
70
T6
na LordBeefJerk
60
T5
na darthfrede
60
T4
na Sweekoden
64
T6
Quasi-comedy horror doesn't sound that appealing, but Severance gets away with it with much more style than one would expect. I didn't find it very funny, to be honest (I didn't find it painfully unfunny either, though), but I did actually get creeped out a few times in the first half. Remains entertaining throughout.
na dr_wombat
70
T5
na NRM01
45
T2
na pittler
30
T1
na subscape
59
T4
na Tds4a
55
T4
na zevel6
50
T3
na ProperChas
47
T4
na jbyn
73
T5
na rhinderman
47
T2
na Bulldoggen
55
T4
na TAYLOR-MANIA
70
T4
na Nonchalant
63
T4
na marsco
64
T6
na doomy1986
75
T6
na aurora
40
T3
na iyisinek
66
T3
na sweevo
95
T10
na p00q
80
T8
na Crazy Jack
60
T4
na hamsun
84
T4
na Maxx2029
85
T7
Very good mixture of horror and comedy, in a very creepy setting.
na Thejaff
65
T4
na hashus
40
T2
na wcsae
72
T7
na madiso
65
T8
na AntonusBlock
35
T1
na Tova
50
T5
na tinythedogg
60
T5
na Hopemaster
10
T1
na Vang30
61
T3
na Adalon
60
T5
na Koburn
77
T6
na mistersplice
70
T7
7- recommended, good
na bar----
50
T6
na ninjarom
93
T9
na Koalafish
60
T3
na hehheh
2
T4
na joeroxy
69
T4
na Paradiselost
67
T3
A movie that is not quite sure whether its wants to be the next Dawn of the dead or the next Shaun of the dead, and unfortunately ends up being a movie that tries to be funny and scary at the same time but never fully succeeds on both accounts.
na cheeseburger
92
T7
na soia1979
75
T9
na soybomb42
79
T5
na merveakkas
70
T3
na RNG
15
T2
na clouseau
68
T6
na Killfast37
80
T7
na TomSawyer
55
T2
na dcatcher
52
T3
na pixiedoll
65
T6
na ZombieSam
50
T2
na Darko
81
T9
Nice
na grimmna
80
T8
na Orion2221
75
T2
na whitecalyx
65
T6
na Fran020584
70
T3
na purity
1
T4
na fbm4
87
T8
na JJJames
61
T4
na KMcNeil
50
T5
na SomewhatItay
49
T3
na phaedrus
60
T4
na ZombieBuffet
85
T10
na NPerez
78
T3
na Chumbawamba
74
T4
na evariste
70
T7
na Prince Sandy
39
T1
na Cerebrus
70
T6
na muzicaddict
60
T3
na partible
76
T6
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