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Shark Attack 3: Megalodon (2002)

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Summary: Twenty-four million years ago, Megalodon was a 20 tonne killing machine with a 10 foot gaping bite. When two researchers discover a colossal shark's tooth off the Mexican coast their worst fears surface - the most menacing beast to ever rule the waters is still alive and mercilessly feeding on anything that crosses its path. Now they must hunt the fierce killer and destroy it... before there is no one left to stop its reign of terror! (imdb)
Directed By: David Worth
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TCI User Score
na hotdogfarmer
100
 T10
na wavymouth
82
 T4
na Taliban
60
 T7
na mistercheech
76
 T7
MEGALOWHO???
na mattnawrocki
30
 T2
na lyyam2
10
 T1
na OMGFridge
10
 T2
Hilarious. Has one of the worst yet most amusing lines ever. The 'shark attacks' themselves are worthy of a look just to see how bad they are.
na joseywales
49
 T2
Giant grunting sharks terrorize stupid white people around Mexico.
na mayabelle
0
 T6
na JJJames
71
 T5
na Big_Jim
4
 T4
na lostinlodos
90
 T10
na trigger440
60
 T2
na KristianGSA
5
 T1
na MajorB
32
 T2
na x-human
50
 T2
Who knew a shark movie could jump the shark for shark movies?
na chocoburgers
42
 T2
na sweevo
90
 T9
na Treeship
65
 T5
na bof
11
 T1
Essentially the porn version of Jaws 3D, except with no actual porn in it. The ultra-awful CGI, the script, the way most women in the movie don't even get dialogue but just coo like dirty Teletubbies... Hilariously bad.
na p00q
60
 T5
na roger1
80
 T3
na njjohn10
45
 T1
na begoniabol
25
 T3
It's so bad it's hilarious. Love the deaths
na mellowthello
20
 T1
na DaWolfey
22
 T5
The only thing I remember about this film is the "eat your pussy" line. If that is the only thing I remember - an overwhelmingly out of place piece of improvised dialog that was inexplicably left in - what does it say for, oh I dunno, the giant shark that attacks people ?
na IMDb-byvotes
25
 T1
na rhinderman
45
 T2
na NilbogSavant
70
 T6
na caiman
40
 T1
na slidercc
18
 T3
na grimmna
18
 T1
na black_flag
5
 T1
This utter waste of celluloid has absolutely no redeeming features. The horrendous acting, story and effects make it about as pleasant as a bad, bad hangover.
na barfly
60
 T3
na recklessmess
5
 T1
I watch this movie when I'm really tired, but also really wired.
na filmaffinity
19
 T1
na Killfast37
69
 T5
na BryanBosler
13
 T1
na Dustyd
15
 T1
crap
na Bunyas
40
 T1
na Pickpocket
10
 T2
"But you know I'm really wired. What do you say I... take you home and eat your pussy." Funniest line of dialogue ever.
na CrazyJim9380
50
 T1
na Mazikeen
75
 T4
I haven't actually seen this but it has a giant shark so I know in my heart of hearts that I will love it with embarassing fervor.
na popinio
27
 T1
na Arithaniel
1
 T1
Even feeling a little wired didn't make this movie great.
na imdb
24
 T1
na hungrybear
1
 T1
na jfen
30
 T1
Terrible, but still worth watching because it's so damn ridiculous.
na adidawha
21
 T1
na Chilly
20
 T1
na jjack229
58
 T2
na ZombieBuffet
20
 T1
na Thunderdolt
70
 T3
na teamgod
2
 T6
na Castroph
4
 T3
It takes you home and eats your pussy.
na Anankh
2
 T1
na Gladstone
5
 T6
na experimental
49
 T1
na BGJ
0
 T1
Average Tier 2.85 from 59 Rankings rss