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Sidekicks (1992)

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Summary: Barry is an asthmatic kid having trouble in life. He lives with his father, a computer programmer, in Texas. Barry is struggling to get by in life, dealing with his rough school life, bullies, as well as his health. Barry's only source of enjoyment is fantasizing that he is with Chuck Norris. Barry becomes sick of getting picked on by the bigger guys, and decides to learn karate, in hopes of one day meeting the great Chuck Norris. (imdb)
Poster submitted by Gauntlet
Genres: Action, Adventure
Country: USA
Directed By: Aaron Norris
More information at the Internet Movie Database
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na M_A
17
T2
na tielardurdin
80
T8
na Falooza
45
T2
na Yohen
42
T2
Chuck Norris.
na Normy17
49
T3
na Riverbelle
70
T3
na ShogunRua
40
T4
Has all the wit and wisdom of a self-esteem building after-school special. For the majority of it, it's boring and dry, with the main kid being picked on and having a bunch of day-dreams with Chuck Norris, which is much dryer than it sounds. However, the last thirty minutes were pretty exciting back when I was a kid; we finally got to see some fights, and there was some genuine humor. It can't redeem the picture, but it does elevate an otherwise crappy picture into the "very mediocre" category.
na blividion
70
T5
na Gladstone
2
T2
na Seryxa
0
T3
na pillowpants
72
T6
na victorfreeze
50
T2
na ColinSchu
68
T2
na sean_e_b
20
T2
na filmcricket
50
T4
na Mazros
36
T1
na filmpirate
20
T2
na Vertiggo
30
T1
na LouisMazzini
25
T1
na adidawha
35
T1
na MasterKENOBI
40
T2
na cusakfehn
1
T6
na filmaffinity
38
T1
na pompousass
0
T2
They are Norris (playing himself -- as sanctimoniously as he plays anyone else) and Brandis (asthmatic weakling, daydreamer, Chuck Norris idolater), and together they hook up to battle the bullies at the Texas Open Team Karate Tournament. There is an elementary appeal about this, although actual Norris idolaters, along with those of Seagal and van Damme, might not care to have the childishness of their fantasies so plainly underlined. Nonidolaters could care less.
na struizzle
70
T5
na Stain
40
T3
Highly dumb
na RavynLoony
48
T4
na mrwinkleman
45
T1
na hurf mc durf
35
T3
na EgbertSouse
30
T1
Chuck Norris - . Insanely dumb and contrived otherwise = -.
na shibbyo
4
T6
na Puddleglum
41
T2
na diegoes2d
0
T4
na rb42083
80
T6
na JaJunk
65
T2
na Shmendrek
2
T4
Yet another movie that I had completely forgotten about until now. Apparently I lived through a lot of terrible movies as a kid. This one certainly isn't the worst, but it's miles away from the best.
na irvinejump
10
T1
One that I'd forgotten about (as it turns out on purpose).
na Barometer
35
T2
na Elysium
1
T6
na LmanofMGS3
83
T4
na gollysandra
20
T2
na slashergirl
35
T2
na imdb
42
T1
na Pederastle
15
T2
na ChanceMcGunn
30
T1
na PirateKitty
64
T2
na willxcore
65
T2
na swych
60
T4
na mathiascz
40
T1
na clayj41
60
T4
na benito
68
T2
na MockHamill
40
T2
na LordBeefJerk
40
T3
na andersonnery
60
T1
na Reatrd
32
T1
na brendoman
71
T1
na Voodoofly
40
T2
na AICHEG
69
T4
na bercutio
12
T1
na loucypher
50
T2
na moosemoose
76
T5
na maciii
35
T1
na MrHedgepig
65
T1
na trailblazers
1
T1
na DougCollins
80
T5
na Buane
45
T3
na danwest6
70
T6
na oguzhaners
20
T1
na joshpatton
61
T1
na avgcrtckr
26
T1
na Mikado
28
T1
na puppyd
69
T6
na Chavie1982
54
T1
na pavementSAW
81
T6
na El Guapo
30
T2
na Duval Spit
77
T3
na noiz
33
T2
na ilsensine
40
T1
na rottentomat
17
T2
na Braunsweig
3
T1
na residentblur
2
T1
na Cantstopdrew
44
T3
na walmarket
60
T2
na frankswild
10
T1
na Hagar
45
T2
na chiefg
40
T3
na ribtin
30
T2
na djinn
1
T1
na giggs
36
T2
na Gooba
65
T3
na Tomohhh824
70
T5
na tyoda
70
T8
na calinki
30
T1
na CMQuinn
30
T2
na ayyas
65
T3
na Jerky
35
T2
na leg0128
65
T1
na silencer
35
T1
It is sooo baaad, but there is Jonathan Brandis R.I.P. in it. He is good.
na LennyNero
20
T2
na IMDb-byvotes
40
T1
na WoozyB
70
T4
Yesss, late 80s-early 90s inspirational martial arts kids movies! The entire last portion of the tournament and ending are all pretty great, for what it is.
na x@nder
37
T1
na dst7175
80
T9
na MBBinger
80
T8
na turbocannon
55
T1
na sweetsin0r
43
T1
na xgp1029
27
T2
na martryn
26
T1
Not even Chuck Norris (or his beard) can make this movie worth watching.
na daniel
10
T1
na Pingy
78
T2
na Carpetgiant
70
T1
na Production
55
T1
na Eggza16
45
T2
na krytonix
40
T2
na hayami
25
T1
na Koalafish
30
T1
na agburrman
15
T1
na Desdinova
88
T9
na Dustyd
50
T3
it's ok
na DrkLrdSkippy
25
T2
na CoolHandTim
80
T1
na naf2102
30
T1
na sebby
45
T2
na casie
68
T5
na jxc0207
55
T1
na aarona1c
0
T1
Morbid fascination of watching now-dead actors aside, this movie sucks.
na RyanUltOsc
65
T2
na amerigo
58
T2
na nuotio
10
T1
na pilgermann
50
T3
na tracx1007
80
T8
Chuck Norris - that's all that needs to be said
na CrazyJim9380
79
T7
na gonbewilson
2
T2
na TripleSH
16
T2
This movie elevates movies like Kickboxer 4, China O' Brien and Bloodsport 2 to Godfather-like levels. But then again, it does have the Jonathan Brandis stamp of impending doom.
na eveelun
55
T2
Silly Karate Kid ripoff where every element is watered down and blander. I don't know which is more painful to watch, Beau Bridges dancing or Piscopo's shameless mugging.
na jeff_h
60
T4
na Edfushious
70
T6
na gelfling
85
T5
na thewhistler
0
T6
na krazyazn01
55
T5
na Lovecraft
17
T1
na AgentSnipe
29
T1
A really cheesy movie but it's really funny when we watch the main character act out his fantasies with Chuck Norris. Also, check it out for a ripped Joe Piscopo.
na anjinash
4
T1
na durangatang
79
T7
na elysion
86
T7
na badfishstan
60
T3
na EmptySet
3
T1
na bill_zahn
60
T2
na wayofthegun
50
T2
na slidercc
52
T5
na Bricks
52
T3
na okidude
1
T1
na postmodifier
80
T7
na TheDenizen
10
T1
This wretched kiddie fantasy is bland, boring, bloodless, and banal. Chuck Norris' laughable attempt to be Mr. Miyagi. No wonder Jonathan Brandis killed himself.
na mundy767
24
T2
na sensei
55
T2
na dcatcher
45
T2
na black
2
T2
na moeru
60
T3
na shyfidelity
50
T3
na polster
40
T1
This is so cheesy I had to give it a low score, but I do enjoy some good cheese every now and then. Chuck Norris' presence really makes it worthwhile.
na Octantis
40
T2
na Jet
60
T4
na borges
2
T2
na pow
61
T2
na GravyMaximus
25
T2
na wolfeje
35
T1
na Gauntlet
60
T3
na Orion2221
40
T1
na imnotlaughin
20
T2
na Guyver
12
T1
na Lebar
50
T1
Chuck Norris...HELL YEAH!
na Dellamorte81
75
T2
na stannum
76
T3
na laertes
50
T3
na jakesdemise
70
T1
na Darko
36
T4
na BlueHeat
17
T1
na jswinder
10
T1
na Chouinard
25
T2
na Yojimbo
5
T1
na pholtor
59
T4
na sonic saint
30
T1
na Europeans
30
T2
As long as you go in expecting it to be terrible, you'll not be disappointed when it's just mediocre.
na foxorz
30
T1
na mutfakrobotu
12
T1
na Sush!
55
T3
na chrisschini
65
T2
na setzerlock
60
T1
na KombatRock
50
T1
na trafford
70
T3
na spacefloh
67
T7
ger
na mike615
51
T4
na darkmoofya
65
T2
na madiso
55
T5
na ianyh
58
T1
na Ross
10
T1
na ZombieBuffet
40
T1
na RNG
80
T9
na sengir
38
T1
na Teorema
20
T1
na Charlie
35
T1
na ivyy
20
T1
na KasperL
30
T2
na Kain424
65
T4
na torontodog
40
T2
na Lnemoy
86
T7
Average Tier 2.61 from 207 Rankings rss