On the one hand, this should be rated a zero, for reasons that will be obvious to anyone and everyone who's ever come into contact with it. However, for the sheer cojones and contempt of the audience it has to include ½ hour+ of the first movie, not to mention the greteast worst acting ever and -that- line, it deserves top marks. So fifty it is. A lovable abomination.

40 minutes of the first movie to start with (a welcome re-fresher, complete with scenes that made no sense even in the first movie) followed by amazing catch phrases, hilarious acting and the shittiest attention to detail (hey, remember Jennifer? Have a look, here's her actual real life acting headshot.) I have ever seen in a movie. Simply fucking amazing. GARBAGE DAY! This gem took 4 WRITERS to make. 4! This is hope for all you writers. HOPE.

This movie is AWESOME! 88 minutes long and 35 of those are flashbacks to the first movie. Whether it's extreme lazyness or a big fuck you to the audience it takes stones and for that I applaud it. This is the perfect sequel. Bigger and more extreme. Inconceivably bad acting, plot and dialogue so ridiculous it makes you yearn for the Shakespeare writing monkeys and the best/worst murder involving an umbrella ever. The funniest bad movie I have ever seen.

Probably one of the worst funny movies ever made, or perhaps the other way around. Either way it stars Mark Hamill's sleazy little brother, the most incredible use of an umbrella, a scene to shame Scream 2 followers, the most explicit use of eyebrows in the history of acting, and one of the most random pieces of dialogue ever. If watched directly after the first instalment (which makes up 1/3 of this film as flashbacks) I guarantee you: you'll have a blast. GARBAGE DAY!

GARBAGE DAY!

Sad, slow, and totally dependent on the previous film.

+ 25 for GARBAGE DAY. You know a movie sucks when most of it is a flashback to the last movie.

Another ranking-defying movie. One of the few gloriously bad movies that manages to be a better watch because of it's shortcomings - somewhat like falling from a high building while remembering a great joke.

Somehow, from the bowels of a repulsive creature (I'm simultaneously appalled and in awe of the shamelessness of incorporating >30m of the original) emerges an actor so tragic, so disgustingly devoid of talent that it defies comprehension. The hilarity of his "acting" knows no bounds. With him as a guide, we pass through the nothingness of poor, decidedly not tongue-in-cheek filmmaking and ascend into camp heaven. Eric Freeman, wriggle your eyebrows and utter the immortal line "Garrbaadge dayy".

"Though Part 2 isn't much more dignified than its predecessor, at the very least its isolated pleasures have a culminating effect." - Eric Henderson

A killer with no motivation, a first forty minutes made up almost entirely of footage from the first film, and a lead actor who should live forever in the annals of ludicrously exaggerated eye-brow raising.

NAUGHTY!

Probably my pick for most hilarious bad movie of all time...At least in the top five. Wall to wall laughs with Eric Freeman (and his eyebrows) giving the performance of a lifetime.

first part: excellent genre exercise. second part: half of its lenght is just re-using the same film material used in the first part. waste of time for anyone who has seen the first part, unless you want to skip the first 50 minutes or so. there's few WTFIGO -type of hilarious scenes due to terrible acting, though (like the movie theater scene.)

half of the movie is a flashback to the original, the other half is awesome cheese. i really wish they would have used Ricky better. more in depth review coming.

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It's not like the first film was a masterpiece - by all accounts it was sleazy and tasteless trash. But it was pretty fun trash. This is absurdly awful (and if you haven't seen the first, don't worry! half this film is flashbacks from the original!). But, to be fair, Freeman's eyebrows are amazing and do the scenery chewing of five Samuel L. Jacksons.

If the entire film was not made of flashbacks, this would've been a lot better.

Garbage day!