Waste.

Fun, unpretentious and cheerfully empty teen slasher with hilarious bitchy college girls and a streak of lovely, exploitive nastiness (Grizzled, badly aged Princess Leia with a shotgun). Shut your brain off.

"Before seeing Sorority Row, I couldn't imagine that any slasher film released this year could possibly be more misogynistic than either the Friday the 13th reboot or Donkey Punch." - Simon Abrams

27.500

I am a big fan of throw away horror films. I've seen all the latest remakes (Halloween, Friday the 13th, The Stepfather, My Bloody Valentine) and while none have been good they've been good at what they set out to do, which is giving an hour and a half of cheap thrills and mindless entertainment. Sorority Row couldn't even do that. It took more brain power to think about how much I actively dislike this film than it does to watch and interpret even the smartest of films.

The best movie of recent times, no doubt.

I actually thought the first half was ok, after that though, some of the killings were a little lacklustre and it got a little tiresome. It was enjoyable for the most part, it did exactly what it said on the tin and some of the killings were quite funny. Some tasty girls too and I mean what exactly can you expect from a film like this?

Hey, Stewart Hendler you're a shitty director. Slo-mo walkaway triumphant shots aren't cool they're lame AS LAME AS YOU LOLO. The killer reveal is mind bending in its shittiness. Get ready to see some bubz.

Cookie cutter slasher stuff. Hm. Actually, someone should make a generic slasher movie where the killer only uses cookie cutters. It'd be so meta it hurts.

There's a long time that I didn't watch such a crap. That is it.

It's not as bad as everyone says. I know it's complete cliche, it's cheesy, not terrifying either. But it gave what I can expect from a slasher-flick. It was so fun to watch this movie, and I'm not saying this just because there were many many boobies. There were also some real smart, funny dialogues, especially from queen bitch blonde. Cinematography was pretty good and there were very creative killing techniques. Delight fun. The movie even doesn't take itself seriously, why should I?

would be a zero if it werent for the hot girls

Princess Leia was awsome hahaha, my favourite character!!

this really wasnt that good except the slumber party !! dont waste your time!

I felt there was a great tongue-in-cheek trashy b-movie lost in the nonsense. Still, this is very entertaining and the silly mistery will get you laughing at its preposterousness.

The perfect movie to watch with a bunch of your dumbass friends. Awful in every regard and that is why it is so great. First kill was so hilarious, as were many other ones. Never thought I'd see death via flare gun. The ending ruined what could've been a legitimate so bad it's good film. lol @ Princess Leia.

It's the exact shitty, generic bubblegum horror pulp you'd expect from the trailer. The performances are all mediocre-to-shit, especially Leah Pipes' hilarious sub-high school theater depiction of the bitchy sorority leader. All this would be excusable (even welcome), except that there's virtually no creativity in the kills, almost all performed in the exact same way with the exact same weapon, and there's no excuse whatsoever for how little nudity this film has.

This movie is lucky my hormones are out of control lately. The eye candy actually knocked this up some points. Besides that it's pretty much crap with maybe a good scene or two.

I woulda put this to a 35 (the lowest-end "Average" rank I give), but the very final scene in the movie knocked it down. Being as impartial as I possibly can, this flick sucked out loud - and speaking of sucked, there wasn't nearly enough of that going on in the movie, if you follow me. A blowjob scene here or there really would have picked up the audience (which, in my case, was myself, Obdurate, and a middle-aged guy in a ball-cap). Shitty premise, shitty execution, one or two decent deaths.

The entire movie is a walking cliche and a rehash of more films than one can count. There's a whole mess of characters, none of which does the director or writer know what to do with and none of them does the audience give a goddamn about. I've also never in my life seen a film completely make itself up as it goes along in order to justify who the killer is. It's a sight to see. Oh, and the ending and it's final shots are downright pathetic. It has boobs, though...so...yeah.

This is a step up from most of the remakes today, there was the odd decent performance or the odd moment that was thrilling. All though the premise was entirely cliche and the sororirty leader was overdramatic and a modern day barbie who cannot act to save her life, there was still a few good laughs becuase of Carrie Fisher. A film that is a bit predictable as all these girls keep trying to figure out who it is. Pay attention early on and you can and will figure it out.

some of the kills were really cool...the acting was bad....why do they keep making remakes....ahhhhh.....

Some hot ladies worth a watch.

It's a big, dumb slasher flick and, if viewed as such, some enjoyment can be had. Leah Pipes, Margo Harshman, and Carrie Fisher get some good laughs, though the other girls don't have much to work with (And in Evigan's case, have nothing at all to work with). Whatever the case, it's a serviceable update to the stock eighties slasher formula, and is an easy way to pass an hour and a half.

Bad Movie

One of the better recent Horror films to come out lately with a creative idea full of plenty of Horror goodness. Plenty of impressive death scenes as well which always show up nicely in films like this. The only flaw might be some of the stupid decisions these girls make but its overshadowed by plenty of action. Its also one of those films thats just fun to watch and there is never a dull moment. Overall plenty of great Horror fun to be had here and slasher fans will get their kicks out of it :)