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Stealth

2005
Sci-fi, Suspense/Thriller
2h 1m
In this action adventure, U.S. Navy pilots are part of a close-knit elite division of test pilots flying highly classified stealth fighter jets. (Sony)
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Stealth

2005
Sci-fi, Suspense/Thriller
2h 1m
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Rated 19 Sep 2008
13
5th
So Stealthy you can't see it. Advertised star Jamie Foxx sleeps with a Thai tranny and then decides he'd rather fly straight into a mountain than continue being in this movie. This is just after half an hour. The real star here is RoboPlane, whose computer DNA turns jet-black to demonstrate its evilness (yes, the computer has DNA). It downloads all of the music off the internet (yes, all of it), but only listens to...Incubus. Oh joy. This movie is beyond retarded, but hey, it's really funny.
Rated 14 Feb 2007
0
2nd
The unmanned plane was the best actor in this movie.
Rated 25 Mar 2007
8
3rd
I have no idea how this can be considered entertainment by any stretch of the imagination. Don't see Stealth (ahahaha oh man).
Rated 11 Mar 2012
7
5th
What I learned from this movie: not even stealth technology can hide crap.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
35
10th
I don't know what this movie wanted to be, but I think it's something like Top Gun meets 2001: A Space Odyssey. Overall, its attempts at being "cool" and "intense" come off as in-your-face, explosive, reasonless mumbo jumbo. Total crap!
Rated 14 Aug 2007
10
4th
Just bad.
Rated 06 Sep 2008
6
4th
Seeing as it's focused around a newly developed advanced AI, Stealth is incredibly retarded. Some decent actors such as Jamie Foxx are thrown in whilst performing at their worst along with a terribly basic and predictable plotline thrown as well as some terrible decision-making, intense explosions and even more intense cheesiness. It makes little sense and surprisingly little actually happens, especially for a movie which relies on dumb action scenes to keep itself going. Not very good at all.
Rated 28 Mar 2009
3
0th
"Pardon my C-cup"? Fucking seriously?
Rated 27 Apr 2009
15
2nd
Cool special effects but nothing else.
Rated 04 Jul 2009
18
1st
This movie is terrible, with basically no redeeming factors. The dialogue is terrible, and the movie is just plain stupid. It feels as though this movie was directed by Michael Bay, even though it wasn't.
Rated 27 Aug 2009
60
0th
Movies concerning futuristic military weapons, smooth and funny guys, with beautiful girls always make a great film. Stealth was a great work, which played on the human interests in flying and military operations. The self-learning, self-piloted fighter jet EDI was anarchical with its actions. The movie follows Jessica Biel, through her terrible experience in enemy territory. Her co pilot and friend searches for her, the movie explores love, friendship, and betrayal. It was a first class film.
Rated 07 Dec 2009
5
1st
Stealth's pathetic attempts at being "intense" and "in your face" are utterly laughable. Appealing to an 11 year-old I guess.
Rated 05 Feb 2014
20
7th
Stealth works on paper but what was produced here is such a worthless film that you shouldn't even consider watching it. It's a brainless, joyless, and surprisingly dull movie. It doesn't have a lot of action, its actors sleep through the whole thing, it's stupid beyond belief, and while it looks great, that's the only point in its favor. Go re-watch 2001: A Space Odyssey and you've spent your time far more intelligently than if you were to sit through Stealth.
Rated 08 May 2016
40
32nd
Great cast. Too much boring CGI. The story might have been good had it not been for so very many scenes of computer generated aircraft flying, zipping by, zooming in and out & diving ad nauseam. The overbearing music further ruins the mood and destroys any possibility of enjoyment. Obviously very expensive, but also very badly done. It amazes me that a director can get such a great cast with Jessica Biel, Josh Lucas, Jamie Foxx and others and yet produce something so lacking in charisma.
Rated 13 Dec 2006
1
1st
Airplane that chases pilots and threatens the world.. Just let it run out of gas then what is it going to do?
Rated 26 Feb 2007
50
35th
Glamourised adventure for kids.
Rated 25 Mar 2007
68
41st
It's really not terrible. The action sequences are great for the most part, but the villain being a rogue jet with artificial intelligence certainly hurts its potential.
Rated 30 Apr 2007
13
2nd
Utterly, utterly ridiculous. Why would a sentient jet need to download all the music on the internet? And then, why does it mainly only play Incubus at dramatically important times?
Rated 04 Aug 2007
34
19th
Very pretty to watch but tries too hard to be cool and hip... still, the planes looked pretty... and so did Jessica Biel...
Rated 14 Aug 2007
52
18th
Top Gun without goose, or Maverick, or iceman...
Rated 14 Aug 2007
1
5th
bad, very bad
Rated 14 Aug 2007
71
9th
Some good action scenes, but the plot was reeeeally bad
Rated 14 Aug 2007
50
25th
I am speechless......movie had so much potential.
Rated 18 Aug 2007
48
19th
Most bad films nowadays are unenjoyable to watch - they're just a train wreck. This is one of the few that redeems itself by being laughably bad.
Rated 20 Aug 2007
7
13th
Yawn. Opportunity lost. Only watch if you can't find anything else.
Rated 21 Aug 2007
0
2nd
crap
Rated 18 Nov 2007
30
19th
The premise is very weak, even the special effects not are good.
Rated 04 Dec 2007
45
40th
Dumb action...if you like the fake-y F/X seen in Fast And The Furious, you'll like the same Fake-y F/X here. No substance, and poor acting by otherwise decent actors.
Rated 07 Jun 2008
45
8th
A waste of Jessicas Biel's assets.
Rated 09 Jun 2008
3
0th
Only watch this movie if you enjoy seizures or are under the age of six.
Rated 27 Jun 2008
10
4th
bad movie
Rated 21 Jul 2008
0
2nd
...........
Rated 16 Sep 2008
20
15th
videomarkedet styrer
Rated 01 Nov 2008
48
16th
Not completely unwatchable, but very stupid movie anyway. CGI was quite good and it's got Jessica Biel in swimsuit, so it certainly was worth the lenghty runtime.
Rated 18 Jan 2009
40
2nd
Even Jessica Biel in a bikini could not save it.
Rated 19 Feb 2009
65
15th
This one actually turned out to be less annoying than I thought it would from the concept. The characters are still rather undeveloped, but if you just want to watch the story unfold and the action sequences play out, it's really not that bad.
Rated 04 Apr 2009
31
2nd
who green-lighted this BOMB-er?
Rated 20 Jul 2009
65
2nd
Not a good movie, but it did feature one of the most excellent explosions ever.
Rated 01 Aug 2009
1
1st
Stupid.
Rated 18 Aug 2009
65
23rd
This movie is beyond ridiculous. The performances from the 3 leads are all over the top and awful. The effects are so-so. The storyline is retarded, and you may just end up rooting for the A.I. plane. The only saving grace is Jessica Biel in a bikini. Oh, and the third act is just so goofy and almost out of place. Do yourself a favor and fast forward to the waterfall scene and then turn the movie off.
Rated 03 Oct 2009
15
2nd
You've seen this film 100 times, always done better.
Rated 26 Jun 2010
56
16th
if this type of fighter plane will use in future then war wil very dangerous
Rated 25 Sep 2010
21
6th
The stealth I used was making sure no one saw me watching this.
Rated 27 Sep 2010
15
2nd
Top Gun is bad, and this is basically a really bad Top Gun.
Rated 16 Nov 2010
1
3rd
Great plane! Bad story, though. The black guy is the first to die, the good guy saves the pretty, very pretty indeed, girl, and the plane destroys itself. Wish the plane had saved the girl!
Rated 25 Feb 2011
10
1st
hey, what's this? hmmm...have i seen this somewhere before? ah right, in almost every fucking attempt to depict the inevitable corruption of an automated future. and they're not getting better. at least its got jessica biel, she's got a nice rack...
Rated 20 Apr 2011
27
2nd
I guess I get a strange sense of joy watching this type of trash..The unmanned stealth jet was the only developed character in this movie:) (maybe he reminded me of Hal)
Rated 28 Oct 2011
10
9th
"Reflects Cohen's own aesthetic modus operandi of replacing all traces of humanity with digitized artificiality." - Nick Schager
Rated 12 Jan 2012
11
56th
Pretty weak! Think it through before you film it!
Rated 26 Jan 2012
20
20th
They must have gotten their dialogue writers fresh from the porn industry.
Rated 15 Jun 2012
21
9th
WD Richter why
Rated 26 Jun 2012
72
65th
Better than I expected. Some of the dialogue at the start is terrible but it gets better. Some good twists and turns, all in all worth a look.
Rated 12 Jun 2013
60
38th
I've seen worse...
Rated 23 Jun 2013
47
20th
EDI sacrificing itself? Oh come on..
Rated 03 Oct 2013
40
23rd
So stupid. I only watched this because I believe it's the subject of the next episode of We Hate Movies, it it's not then I've just become a little bit dumber for no reason
Rated 18 Nov 2014
80
24th
I liked it!
Rated 11 Jun 2015
45
6th
45.000
Rated 27 Sep 2015
25
19th
#14#, exp2, rw2, popcorn, Jessica.B/6A5
Rated 27 Apr 2016
10
5th
As awful you would think. It has an EVIL PLANE, assuming you could truly call an AI "evil." That's an interesting question, but this movie isn't smart enough to ask it.
Rated 15 Apr 2017
13
1st
Points for effort; deduction for casual racism and generic textbook characters.
Rated 22 Jan 2018
50
9th
Not good.
Rated 31 Jan 2018
66
66th
If you are someone who tries to pick apart movies you'll have your fun with this one. If you can suspend beliefs for a couple of hours this is a fun ride with some good sci-fi action on and off the ground.
Rated 02 Oct 2018
15
9th
An exorcise in complete stupidity.
Rated 23 Sep 2022
31
3rd
Shows some promise initially as a solid dose of big, dumb fun, with some nice interplay between Lucas, Biel and Foxx and the three making a likable team as Cohen indulges himself by blowing up some stuff real good. Unfortunately loses its sense of fun once EDI takes centre stage, becoming glum and joyless (and ultimately oppressive), wading through a thicker-than-molasses screenplay that too often veers off into dull incoherence. Action scenes provide a jolt of energy from time to time.
Rated 01 Oct 2022
40
2nd
I feel like this is a movie that tries to be far cooler and smarter than it actually is. I felt like a lot of the interactions between characters are just rather awkward and forced feeling. The plot is also almost nonsensical at times with the plot going in weird directions not to mention seeming rather geographically challenged at times these planes must get super amazing gas mileage. It just winds up being a bit of a mess. The action isn't bad, but neither is it good enough to save it.

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