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Surf Nazis Must Die (1987)

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Summary: When the grandson of a gun wielding woman is murdered by neo-nazi surf punks in the post-apocalyptic future, this grandma hunts them down for some bloodthirsty revenge. (imdb)
Poster submitted by Faceplant
Country: USA
Directed By: Peter George
Written By: Peter George, Jon Ayre
More information at the Internet Movie Database
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na cinema_hell
10
T1
Well, the title is much more fun than the movie itself.
na astrakhan
82
T9
One of the most kick-ass movies of the trash genre! The score alone on this movie is electrifying, it's packed with tension and would befit any horror classic. The shoot also benefited from California's glorious light quality which pervades every frame. The story is as thin as you might expect but the writers at least conjured up a creative dystopian scenario and some colourful characters to inhabit it. The comedic angle is exploited to good effect. "Taste some of Momma's home cooking, Adolf!"
na Seraya
0
T1
THIS... MOVIE... IS... BORING!
na mertagabey
45
T3
na IMDb-byvotes
28
T1
na sweevo
60
T2
na jeff_h
10
T1
so boring
na OfTheAllies
20
T1
na Ununnilium
17
T1
You know, with that name, you wouldn't think this movie *could* be boring. ...and you'd be wrong.
na ZombieBuffet
40
T1
na timesniffer
25
T2
na ABMTWG
75
T3
na iranscam
0
T1
na chiefg
5
T1
na CMQuinn
50
T3
na Killfast37
35
T1
na kraigpdx
7
T1
na Aron Ericson
25
T1
na EmeraldGuard
60
T2
How do you rate a movie such as this, which is in the so-bad-it's-good category? (although perhaps intentionally so) Good for dumb late night fun, '80s style, and some good laughs.
na Raian-kun
0
T1
na hellboy76
24
T1
na Pillgrum
25
T3
na filmcricket
39
T2
na 24truths
20
T1
na dbentien
30
T1
na chelseakali
23
T1
na bentien
11
T1
na Treeship
50
T3
na jonnykungfu
15
T1
na jakncoke
45
T1
na macumbalove
50
T6
na fakesenator
25
T2
na ribcage
61
T4
na Bubsy3D
30
T1
na Mohko
40
T3
na Kavu
58
T4
The title and the poster promise a lot but it's mostly very disappointing. The last fifteen minutes save a lot though.
na Dellamorte81
90
T6
na f.sandri84
76
T3
na BryanBosler
10
T1
Holy shit. This film is probably the film equivolent of the Holocaust, except with a lot more stock footage of water. The novelty of the title is the only reason it gets anything higher than a negative score.
na NathanDarko
75
T4
na Abba
50
T1
na cblur21
33
T2
na Mclusky84
20
T1
na Dean Franz
50
T5
How can you not love a movie with this title. Well, the fact that it's basicly trash helps. But damn it, if this movie doesn't have bucketloads of charm and baskets worth of balls. "Dear Adolf. There's some gnarly shit headed your way."
na Jarmann
55
T3
na BGJ
0
T1
na Geodacius
20
T1
na alfons
65
T2
na Shmendrek
1
T2
With a great title like "Surf Nazis Must Die," a film had better kick all sorts of ass. This is actually pretty boring.
na wcsae
73
T7
na Hesperus
75
T10
na zombiepunkt
69
T5
na RCMERCHANT
70
T5
na gork
0
T1
na Crazy Jack
15
T1
na eddof13
70
T3
na donofthedead
50
T3
na klasazet
2
T1
na vespera23
10
T1
The difference between genuinely atrocious movies and those with camp appeal is that camp films know they're bad. The fact that this movie is so terrifyingly bad and also comes off like the director thinks he's Tarantino is almost beyond belief. This movie is so bad it goes back around to good, then back around again to bad again.
na laika
9
T1
na Sandwichlord
0
T3
Pretty big piece of crap. Stay away from it, don't let the title deceive you.
na SgtSweeney
70
T5
na graag
40
T2
na namond
1
T2
na imdb
25
T1
na Charlie
1
T1
na hotdogfarmer
19
T1
na gimli999
20
T1
na mayabelle
0
T6
na Madstone
80
T3
Average Tier 2.39 from 70 Rankings rss