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Surf Ninjas (1993)

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Summary: Two Asian-American "surfer-dude" brothers discover they are the long lost princes from a China Sea Island... (imdb)
Poster submitted by Gauntlet
Genre: Comedy
Country: USA
Directed By: Neal Israel
Written By: Dan Gordon
More information at the Internet Movie Database
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na adidawha
43
T1
na Mateushs
10
T1
na youreviltw1n
45
T2
na rafa_livrari
52
T2
na filmcricket
39
T2
na tielardurdin
82
T8
na ShogunRua
30
T2
An awful film in every way, including the lousy action, but you know what? At least it's fast-paced, never takes itself seriously, and features NINJAAAS!!! So it's crap...but watchable crap.
na jjack229
48
T1
na NathanDarko
20
T1
Surf Ninjas must die !
na cblur21
58
T4
na Holygrail2
65
T1
na Suteupac
30
T2
na robby
30
T2
na syndicate
35
T1
na jattmohnston
19
T1
na sean_e_b
25
T3
Stupid, but somewhat fun family film.
na losingctrl
8
T1
na mikedemo
35
T1
na monclaro
20
T1
na Gui
1
T1
na ReCreation07
76
T2
na jbull08
20
T1
na spikestone
70
T4
na Crazy Jack
15
T1
na Burzmali
63
T5
na DougReese
25
T1
na Johnny Logic
66
T2
na imdb
42
T1
na Gladstone
4
T4
na VTJoker
75
T6
na diggity1121
45
T1
na slassy
55
T2
na peacebone
73
T4
na M.Robitussin
20
T1
Holy fucking shit, I forgot about this movie. Even as a kid it was retarded.
na andriftrew
83
T9
na MBBinger
20
T1
na CinematicESP
61
T1
Haha. The threads of logic throughout this film are so laughably thin, but it's so rich in 90's culture that it's hard not to enjoy it for nostalgic reasons.
na daniel.kojak
40
T1
na Richterman
6
T6
"Moto surf!"
na rb42083
80
T6
na dst7175
26
T2
na jonjj7
20
T1
na piccolo133
1
T3
na acella
35
T2
na c0eus
67
T4
na Pederastle
35
T4
na irvinejump
10
T1
oh god, NO!
na Brando
25
T2
na graveyardtan
60
T3
na clayj41
62
T4
na wcnitz
66
T2
na Sainsley
50
T5
na gardner
2
T6
na Elysium
1
T6
na Guyver
12
T1
na willxcore
74
T4
Nostalgia leaves me remembering that this movie was awesome. I don't think I ever want to see it again in fear of having that ruined for me.
na Kaiserkomori
15
T1
na cusakfehn
1
T6
na frankswild
5
T1
na DougCollins
75
T3
na pavementSAW
65
T1
na Duval Spit
73
T2
na Barthalen
20
T2
The Rob Schneider Project - day 1. In an attempt to understand true madness, I willingly expose my brain to as many R. Schneider films as possible. What I won't do for science... Surf Ninjas, as an introductory specimen, caused some slight rage and nausea but mostly enhanced a sense of sleepiness. Probable cause: lame-ass plot regarding kids and surfing and ninjas. God, the 90's sucked. Schneider-annoyance factor: 6.
na JangoB
36
T1
na jonnykungfu
5
T1
na Horohoro
39
T1
na dnaygs
85
T5
na Honest_Thief
1
T1
na alexandros6
50
T1
na DelToro
74
T8
na Chavie1982
55
T1
na begoniabol
21
T3
So it begins; the Schneider quest. Watch all Schneider movies (according to Crittie). This movie was terribly unfunny, including a red-head Rob Schneider and a Leslie Nielsen as the villain. Those kids were extremely punchable, egocentric and really annoying. God that young one REALLY needed some whacking around
na Electronic6
14
T1
na Dalen_Quaice
20
T3
na grodrig1
9
T1
na Gordon Cole
12
T1
na hellboy76
15
T1
na Brablay
30
T1
na tom_servo
47
T2
na AsherFord
3
T1
na theone347
78
T4
na Dumptruk4Lif
24
T1
na JJ1986
30
T1
na avgcrtckr
27
T1
na LanceRomance
22
T1
na A Gay Shark
72
T2
na frames
5
T1
na ChanceMcGunn
30
T1
na rottentomat
8
T1
na walmarket
55
T1
na DrewTheDude
22
T2
Rob Schneider...
na krf7
10
T1
na Cantstopdrew
70
T6
na Critic2010
37
T1
na MockHamill
65
T4
na flintpaper
60
T2
na Elekoise
3
T1
na Peter_Pain
31
T1
na caiman
14
T1
A movie about little kids who are Ninjas that surf? Awesome!! Wait, no, not awesome.
na coolio_976
23
T2
na mondoman
60
T2
na numero 2
30
T1
na Milfadoodle
60
T9
na Jerky
20
T1
na edgreg
78
T5
na klaser84
51
T2
na Wonkroota
2
T1
na raleighhokie
75
T2
na mrblonde_314
15
T1
the 90's...
na Gooba
65
T3
na Kamezuki
81
T8
na reeses87
85
T8
na Dunder74
1
T1
na IMDb-byvotes
43
T1
na Darko
14
T2
na Jyan
42
T1
na DrPhibes
10
T1
na thetramp
10
T1
na MLafer
15
T1
na chow25
12
T2
na Sycophantman
10
T1
na nab535s
31
T2
na muddybarrels
69
T2
na Octopusnarc
76
T3
Lame, but incredibly watchable kids flick.
na eveelun
55
T2
na cryme
65
T2
na postmodifier
90
T9
na NickGlass
42
T2
na mikeypain
12
T1
na BattleToad
50
T2
na CaptainSteve
10
T1
na EmptySet
3
T1
na LmanofMGS3
81
T2
na lachapelle
49
T2
Leslie Neilson. Rob Schneider. A One eyed Ninja. A Sega Game Gear with a magical game. I did sense there was a glimmer of potential here, but alas it was wasted. I laughed AT this movie, not at the jokes. Don't waste your time here like I did - move along
na afguy205
5
T1
na dwhee
4
T1
na Vardaman
73
T4
na aus_hab_fan
80
T9
na djfntstque
33
T1
na redpatriot
45
T3
So many stupid ideas crammed into one movie, it's perversely entertaining.
na MilesMayhem
65
T4
na elysion
80
T4
na IcyBrian
80
T7
na copacetic
30
T1
na JohnnyZombie
15
T1
na Smurftaco
75
T3
na krazyazn01
70
T7
na zman
95
T10
na peekay505
34
T1
na ninjamonkey
28
T2
na Lovecraft
54
T3
na Teck
52
T2
na peepee
5
T1
na longbaugh01
0
T1
na Lnemoy
93
T9
na Alatus
70
T1
na Boiler416
69
T3
na weirdyoda
71
T3
na huebs
52
T2
na gtrmp
65
T4
Everybody rags on the magical video game system, or on Rob Schneider, or on the fact that there is an entire movie based on the idea of ninjas who surf. Nobody rags on the idea of casting Leslie Nielsen as an East Asian warlord.
na AgentSnipe
50
T2
This movie is so funny. Of course, not on purpose. Have you ever thought of Rob Schnider as a ninja? A surfing ninja? It's no big surprise if the answer is no. Oh man, this movie is nuts.
na monkaholic
25
T1
na ServantDagon
76
T4
Pure cheese. Leslie Nielsen as the villain? A Beach Boys loving monk?
na Baron
76
T4
na rhinderman
40
T2
na thecedex
10
T1
na evilcaesar
40
T3
na TripleSH
5
T1
They could have at least thought of a better title to maybe trick people into thinking they were spending their time watching something good here.
na whereismybox
45
T2
na lanfor
60
T5
na airnchoo
55
T6
na ARBK2
10
T1
na Ytadel
19
T1
I gotta get my hands on that Game Gear man!
na jamisonrk
80
T8
na foxorz
30
T1
na igniteice
30
T2
na Whoreific
55
T4
na Heer
40
T3
Game Boy>Game Gear
na megalonziro
20
T1
na hawque
37
T1
na mikemarino
30
T1
na mike615
41
T3
na wprior84
40
T4
na CoolHandTim
90
T8
na buswasher
72
T2
na bar----
50
T6
na sebby
25
T1
na Mr.Perfect
0
T1
na ZombieBuffet
40
T1
na shyfidelity
60
T4
na Jet
64
T5
na Gauntlet
70
T6
na Etheriel
24
T3
na Chouinard
5
T1
na Synaesthete
80
T7
na Yojimbo
5
T1
na naviniea
50
T4
na nab535
0
T1
na RNG
86
T9
na eyesinlight
3
T1
na Europeans
60
T5
na robertrjs
3
T1
na Dustyd
25
T1
Bad movie
na Cornbeef
75
T4
na Carpetgiant
5
T1
na evgeny2782
85
T7
na urbanlenny
20
T2
na reddetnesahc
60
T3
na timmo
30
T1
What the fucking shit?
na drewstern
25
T2
na xamox
75
T1
na ferr
14
T1
na pipa37
70
T5
na Pingy
60
T1
na waitsup
57
T4
na JD_May
22
T1
"I'd cut him... but I don't have a knife." That line took about 3 seconds to deliver. It was the only worthwhile 3 seconds of this movie.
na grendel626
45
T2
na jmblock2
80
T8
na skyhy7
70
T2
na aarona1c
15
T2
na BGJ
10
T2
na Presto16
80
T5
na pilgermann
38
T2
na daniel
20
T3
na blink
70
T2
na bcsssj
8
T1
na jcdracula
0
T3
na rbamattre
25
T1
na Waskou
0
T1
na cadzima
60
T2
na she_is_very
0
T1
Average Tier 2.61 from 231 Rankings rss