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Swept Away (2002)

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Summary: Contemporary adaptation of Lina Wertmuller's 1974 romantic comedy, a story of love, sex, drugs and too much money - all set against the backdrop of a Mediterranean island paradise.
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Genre: Romance
Country: Italy, UK
Directed By: Guy Ritchie
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na spikestone
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na DougReese
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na movieboy
15
 T1
Who is this Guy Ritchie impersonator?
na poictesme
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If this were not a remake, it would maybe get a higher score. Alas, it is, and it gets a "Stay Away" score. Not that the the original was a masterpiece, just really good, but it had better actors, a better director, better photography, and an original concept. Do you really have to endure madonna just to spare yourself a few subtitles?
na corruptelite
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na luc
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na Manfy
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na ventura
10
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na Gatt
5
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na calbff
15
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na oxiukas1
6
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na formica
85
 T9
na Groggykash
60
 T2
na Void
1
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na jpot16
6
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na ayset
2
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na cdalepirate
30
 T2
na korbenPL
21
 T1
na piquet
40
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na don nesbitt
65
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na majesty
10
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na jeff_v
1
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Yes, this movie really is as bad as they it is. Swept Away earns the first spot on my Desert Island list of films I'd least want to take with me. The capital offenders are Guy Ritchie (whose adapted screenplay is vapid) and Madonna (whose acting is atrocious). Stay away from this movie! It's not even so-bad-it's-funny. It's so bad it's bewildering.
na PSJ
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na eltonldf
5
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na memoparadox
65
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na robotchicken
30
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na Fetsch
30
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na cimarron1400
50
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na filmcricket
30
 T1
na oylum
15
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na imdb
35
 T1
na arianemq
0
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na Andariele
64
 T4
na cthululaw
60
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na merve
45
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na CrazyJim9380
70
 T3
na mattd124
7
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na cjames
10
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na jetboy
80
 T7
I dont get it, I liked it :)
na ldpfilm
55
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na Dogan_79
59
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na tired_time
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I am really surprised that this movie is so badly rated. I mean it's not a masterpiece or anything special, but there is really nothing wrong with it, just another OK movie. From now on I'll always decide my grade before seeing others, because it makes an influence.
na skycycle
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na Tiago Vieira
10
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na bartekfm
63
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na childintime
10
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na pr0land
28
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na Chevan
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na queendork56
0
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na xdavidwx
0
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na cranky
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na ph147
20
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na anseiodviver
10
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na garbaniele
55
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na naratemari
40
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na RTomatoes
5
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na Danilolopes
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na cloondog
7
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na rottentomat
5
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na emrah
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na Bradyfan12
60
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na Electronic6
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na pietias231
40
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na electriccafe
5
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na ressad
65
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na oak
40
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na Rumplesink
60
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na roozbeh_13
45
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na muzak66
4
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well one word to sum this movie up TERRIBLE
na sfeelm
2
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na Masas
43
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na marcelovidal
0
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na Mr.Cinema
49
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na Antares
1
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The modern day Medusa whines her way through what has to be the worst film of all time. I literally wanted to reach into the screen and strangle her after about 20 minutes. Everything that was wonderful about Lena Wertmueller's original film is absent from this abortion of a film. Avoid this film at all costs, it should come with the Surgeon Generals warning.
na DaniDani
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na retsxlif
27
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na MVSCH
60
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na ciyakedi
22
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na avgcrtckr
19
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na DLS
80
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na farazi
60
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na Amember
3
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na auhasarderik
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na Meta Critic
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na nickv
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na Bacchanalian
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na Hylian
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na LordBeefJerk
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na Marinaki
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na suvdma
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na jorge
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na pewbeng
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na DaWolfey
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I don't think I can do justice to the rage I felt while watching this punishingly shit film. I just cannot convey, in words, how much I hated it. Madonna is just the worst actor, she was trying to deliver the words as if she was in a period drama or a Shakespear play but they were written by someone who has only read trashy romance novels. I will now pad out the rest of this review: shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shi
na tridra
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na troublegum
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na IMDb-byvotes
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na Mawazh
10
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na carpuzz
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na Topaz
25
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na foxie4
2
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na keskin
35
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na danieu
60
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na hellboy76
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Madonna is terrible as usual, but I gave it a few bonus points for a couple of funny jokes, and many many uninentionally funny moments.
na mCihhh
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na TreyAtwood
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na salty dog
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na vladex1973
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na bsurprised
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na AAAutin
3
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na ilsensine
30
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na SlantMag
20
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"When cowering and begging at the feet a scruffy Giannini, Madonna gives her best performance since Abel Ferrara had her beaten to a pulp in his Dangerous Game." - Ed Gonzalez
na saintbernard
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na Sallyb
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na Bunken
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na SeanBerndorff
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na wilbur
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na cblur21
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na waqar
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na android
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na iosos
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na eliskab
20
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na lolo
29
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na merlyn25
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na Varvar
10
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na vornporn
2
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na mystery_man
16
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na hoolie
5
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na DBibby
20
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na cambelboy
38
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na lynchian
7
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na Darbicus
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na ElefantEars
18
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na timcain
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na zohrah
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na shawnh30
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na walkabout
40
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na PixilatedMe
10
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na TizVanSant
0
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na civshark
50
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na citysqwirl
44
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So shrill and awful.
na sinkholly
50
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na LmanofMGS3
78
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na Ovaron
50
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na ForReal
25
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na Pingy
58
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Awful.
na Super988man
10
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na aldo_atmz
45
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na somms
5
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na bob
20
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na TroyAnderson
15
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na ssmodk
86
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na kwrightnj
68
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na OneOfThem
50
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na spoonerspot
59
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The original was sooooo much better.
na coot
7
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na Jeanie72
10
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na dharmabum
6
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na kogepanic
10
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na Spunkie
35
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na Scarface
20
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na madiso
20
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na rmeiner
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na penguin
45
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na Med
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A stinker
na jdb361
5
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na G_C
3
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na arsonist
20
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na Bowie
19
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na riquemiura
5
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na svan81
10
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na Malfamee
27
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na oferlieb
6
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na thecedex
5
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na paikov
70
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na charliebobo
35
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na frosli
0
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na daniel
50
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na Cahadras1
8
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na melvin
60
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na erolbayrak
60
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na filmaffinity
33
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na fmatrix
20
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na Carlospro
15
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na closerjul
6
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na EarthlyAlien
1
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na Katy1978
10
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na kubrick86
0
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na vvubebbhbeh
10
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na Weafdog
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na deadstick
35
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na oscarwatch
5
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na Jeffovon
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na ffox
68
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na TJ Ximenez
10
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na wanted
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na trailblazers
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na erwit
60
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na iqy3834
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na ramco1905
75
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na thebleurose
65
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na karolcrist
43
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na pedro .
11
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na digitalmonk
12
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na frigmagnet
70
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na Darko
8
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na madisalvador
35
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na Enaidiel
63
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na Jelle
30
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na torontodog
5
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Unbearable.
na wardmob
10
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na cgcore
31
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na RNG
21
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na never1and
60
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na SomewhatItay
28
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na carolgesser
0
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na Dustyd
25
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annoying film.
na mutfakrobotu
41
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na itschinatown
12
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na mike615
0
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na ZombieBuffet
60
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na ephedrin
40
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na sharpenter
20
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na Ercan
1
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na maxim
43
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na cabbarov
75
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na black
0
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na Katya
1
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na Luna6ix
85
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i know, i know, it has madonna in it, but really she's not that bad, and i have a soft spot for movies with people stranded on islands.
na doyone
10
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na Gody85
4
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na caocao
43
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na miss jesus
44
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na Lunden
3
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na dalyn
42
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Average Tier 1.87 from 234 Rankings rss