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Tales from the Crypt Presents: Bordello of Blood (1996)

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Summary: The cryptkeeper returns to tell the story of a funeral parlor that moonlights as a vampire bordello. (imdb)
Poster submitted by Gauntlet
AKA: Bordello of Blood
Genres: Comedy, Horror
Country: USA
Directed By: Gilbert Adler
More information at the Internet Movie Database
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na kevcart4
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na the_censor
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na filmpirate
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na paniskalpel
24
T1
na Frosty
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na wokelstein
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T6
na mlpgaffney
65
T3
na jthacker3
5
T1
na mayabelle
0
T6
na CactusD
60
T6
na johnshaft
48
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na Wolfenrocks
74
T4
na buffyactsing
55
T1
na sirphibes
50
T1
na hotdogfarmer
73
T4
na ledfloyd
30
T1
na deacable
80
T5
na pharaujo
80
T6
na cloondog
62
T7
na komois
50
T2
na wavymouth
69
T2
na ozymandius10
54
T4
na seanlb1
50
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na AICHEG
64
T2
na Moltar
20
T1
na djinn
1
T1
na scyphers
45
T4
na wcnitz
62
T1
na ShogunRua
36
T3
To the film's credit, it has several funny ideas, especially the phony televangelist. Dennis Miller fails as a charismatic lead, although he does elicit a few chuckles here and there. In fact, he probably hurts the picture less than Erika Eleniak, who portrays the damsel in distress as a bitchy, awful ice queen that we have zero sympathy for. Furthermore, the movie is hurt by a lack of any horror, and a lack of enough interesting comedy or action to make up for it. A poor effort best avoided.
na adidawha
50
T2
na ker_xox
80
T5
na filmaffinity
40
T1
na youreviltw1n
55
T4
na NathanDarko
70
T4
na paghat
58
T2
na RCMERCHANT
65
T4
na eggbeater
33
T3
Fitfully amusing juvenile horror comedy with a heavy t&a quotient.
na Rondo
8
T2
na Sam Lowry
1
T1
na pillowpants
65
T4
na Riverbelle
54
T2
na tielardurdin
70
T4
na gackt
40
T1
na Johnny Logic
60
T1
na HowlingWoolf
60
T3
na filmcricket
26
T1
na Crazy Jack
35
T2
na caiman
29
T1
Fails as horror. Fails as camp. It doesn't even live up to the standards of the series, which are pretty low. The dialog and "jokes" are cringe worthy, and Dennis Miller's smug class clown act is absolutely horrible. God I hate that man. The only good thing about this movie is a handful of decent gore effects.
na Chevan
75
T3
na brotzybaby
45
T2
na Marwood
45
T2
na tcaron
60
T3
na RoboScreech
83
T3
na postmodifier
25
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na Cantstopdrew
28
T1
na malophagus
6
T6
na Treeship
57
T4
na jodamico
35
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na ledcollector
50
T2
na mark83
1
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na htcaetano
40
T2
na rhinderman
65
T3
na gtsnuggler
3
T6
na Bavafreak
50
T1
na botelhudo
65
T3
na loucypher
50
T2
na Grouchy
43
T1
na Stereohead22
10
T1
na kingofjew
59
T2
The second installment in the Tales from the crypt movies. Slightly cheesier and less cool than its predecessor, Demon Knight. The cheese is a plenty, the gore is in overload and in this one we get bucket loads of tits. Too bad they're all nasty vampire tits. Pretty much a decent hour anda half long Tales from the crypt episode,
na peekingpanda
15
T3
na princemuchao
56
T3
na kayheartbeat
10
T1
na damil
30
T1
na avgcrtckr
30
T1
na Bacchanalian
28
T1
na schizotoast
48
T2
na LiQuid3600
50
T4
na brianrobot
2
T3
na kyle.loomis
1
T1
na sjostrand
30
T2
na AceySaid10%
80
T6
na AAAutin
10
T1
na davisty69
70
T2
You get to see some nice boobies, but not a great movie
na IMDb-byvotes
48
T1
na Winiferd69
75
T8
na zsanford44
65
T2
na b17h
30
T2
na ninjajayrod
65
T4
na ProtectMeYou
2
T3
na adrenaline
50
T3
na deadbill
3
T1
na rottentomat
15
T2
na endellion
50
T3
funny but a meh movie good fot killin time
na JooJoo
4
T3
na Mewn
64
T2
na mertagabey
45
T3
na magikid
30
T1
na krakow056
41
T5
na baniclips
75
T5
na victorfreeze
31
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na jphilade
64
T2
na sweevo
75
T4
na Justonmd
73
T5
na Jerky
25
T1
na DBZ
80
T5
na Daffy6964
50
T1
na CMQuinn
40
T2
na Gladstone
5
T6
na struizzle
60
T3
na 6h057
10
T1
na aarona1c
65
T6
Funny in a mild sort of way, gory in a mild sort of way...it's okay. Dennis Miller in top form, which isn't saying much since his movie work is pretty bad. Very beautiful women however.
na st_fly
7
T2
crap
na blink
70
T2
na casie
20
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na bleepnik
20
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na thirtyframes
65
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na burhenn
70
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na grafe
10
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na miserlou
65
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na dojokm
30
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na tendrilsfr20
27
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na sweetsin0r
70
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na DavidKahane
60
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na Dustyd
35
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Miller is decent. The rest is bad.
na gelfling
75
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na wcsae
80
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na saucyjack
38
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na martygrant
80
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na jeff_h
80
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whatev i liked it
na markc
60
T3
na setzerlock
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na onegin3000
40
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na lisko
40
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na Paradolex
61
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na soybomb42
68
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na soia1979
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na Pingy
77
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na shadestreet
40
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na tinythedogg
40
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na CrazyJim9380
78
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na tracx1007
40
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na Mr_Solex
24
T1
na Tobia
35
T2
na Scarface
40
T2
na Stain
20
T2
Naked babes but that's about it
na fletch
35
T1
na bortre
70
T3
na dharmabum
32
T3
na weirdyoda
52
T1
Dennis Miller?
na ntndeacon
67
T3
na Travisbickle
85
T6
na gtrmp
60
T4
na olo
57
T5
na Mento
50
T2
na EmptySet
34
T5
na Ronin167
28
T2
na jcdracula
1
T5
na dgannz
45
T1
na Severian
65
T5
na TripleSH
38
T3
::shrug:: Hey, look! Corey Feldman.
na tma1
40
T2
really wanted to like it, but it couldn't. A few funny bits, but as a whole, not worth the time.
na wayofthegun
70
T4
na mikeypain
30
T2
na KombatRock
74
T5
na hellsditch
52
T1
Dennis Miller...action hero? On second thought....
na RealMacgyver
70
T5
na Richterman
3
T4
na ImThatDingo
42
T5
Dennis Miller is the only reason that I gave this the score that I did. It's pretty blah.
na Silver
3
T2
na creck
45
T2
na mjm8458
1
T1
na Chardonnay
100
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na rinichanraar
70
T4
na thebleurose
20
T1
na kangadoodoo
20
T1
na Nearphotison
75
T3
na Abba
80
T7
na B.Bambles
75
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na graveyardtan
70
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na imdb
49
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na cblur21
42
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na ElFordo
15
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na luthar15
2
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na PPP35
78
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na slashergirl
45
T4
na DavidLynch
50
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na imdb_ws
47
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na penchu
45
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na potatohead
32
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na Fill
40
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na thefog1331
60
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na dst7175
50
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na sengir
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na dhabit
65
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na miss jesus
43
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na madiso
55
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na Luna6ix
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na malphred
28
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na RNG
45
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na LennyNero
50
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na torontodog
65
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na oldman11
82
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na ZombieBuffet
50
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na Teorema
20
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This movie was so forgettable that I can't remember if Dennis Miller dies. That says it all. Also, fuck Dennis Miller.
na Killfast37
75
T6
na Darko
78
T8
na RedBarDragon
0
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na Bloodburp
54
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na edkrak
65
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na freakman
65
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na MBBinger
60
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na Chouinard
35
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na Tizzy
30
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na CrazieCabbie
20
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na slidercc
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na Bruce
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na bcsssj
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na Lnemoy
34
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Average Tier 2.95 from 218 Rankings rss