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Tetsuo: The Iron Man (1989)

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Summary: A man is experiencing problems with metal showing up and protruding from his body. Apparently he got a piece of metal in his head when he was hit by a car (imdb)
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AKA: Iron Man, The
AKA: Tetsuo
Genres: Sci-fi, Action, Horror
Country: Japan
Directed By: Shinya Tsukamoto
Written By: Shinya Tsukamoto
More information at the Internet Movie Database
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na crackerjack
81
T7
na Cecity
80
T4
na aaaaaaarrggg
71
T7
Often looking like a live-action Anime as directed by David Lynch or David Cronenberg, the film mixes sex, gore, and technology into a highly disturbing brew that uses black-and-white photography with a creative texture rarely seen in American films today.
na Janne
75
T8
na Xzlu
85
T9
na postmodifier
75
T6
na Falooza
76
T9
na Sandra.Nazz
100
T10
na Winiferd69
65
T5
na micmac•
87
T10
na ProtectMeYou
10
T10
na hoopzbarkley
85
T8
na lucaspeixoto
80
T7
na ColonelTigh
80
T2
na pristinepain
75
T4
na bobshabazz
85
T7
na hayabusa
100
T10
na Sweekoden
76
T8
Unique. I'm not sure whether I liked it or not, which might actually be a positive. It looks amazing--the visual side of things I did adore--and I dug the industrial soundtrack a lot. As for the actual content of the film: some of it made me laugh; the dream sequence with the strap-on sodomy was way more graphic than what was necessary, especially since it looked so stupid; and I had little interest in the "final battle", although the stop-motion stuff was cool. Certainly an experience.
na Richnerd
70
T7
na brewahh
85
T5
na zeejaygee
85
T9
na geden
75
T6
na LLawliet
75
T5
na alexw07
80
T7
na kuzu
45
T3
na rottentomat
75
T7
na altensteadt
70
T4
na ehrenkm
60
T3
na JoelofArc
65
T7
na Seftref
40
T2
na anime salve
85
T5
na CMQuinn
50
T3
na unusuall
53
T2
na Rondo
86
T8
na mellish
60
T5
na screentime
72
T7
na StabWound
84
T9
1 hour of raw industrial madness. Wicked atmosphere and soundtrack.
na daisylegs
87
T9
na JooJoo
1
T1
na TheDenizen
70
T7
Short, sharp and powerful, like a punch in the throat. Tsukamoto's frightening combination of man and metal is like a twisted fever dream that chips away at your sanity.
na randori
75
T7
na hazelhawks
49
T3
na crimsonfire
88
T10
na judygoreland
97
T10
na oisteing
67
T4
na hpox
69
T2
na BogusScifi
87
T8
na module64
70
T6
na IMDb-byvotes
70
T5
na mertagabey
89
T10
na FrederikA
55
T5
A difficult movie to love but impressively uncompromising, industrial and nasty. Biggest problem is it drags on and feels boring.
na onetwothree
60
T7
na ktown
91
T10
na b4con
80
T6
na andagh
80
T6
All you can do is laugh at the complete absurdity of this. Like Eraserhead, the Fly, and Cocteau's Orpheus all rolled into one clusterfuck of a movie.
na eraserhead89
95
T10
na taskn
52
T6
na RowBean
40
T1
na beardedTITAN
70
T1
na kyle.loomis
3
T2
na Spunkie
45
T3
na col. dax
100
T10
na Jazzaloha
70
T7
love letter to Cronenberg; for those who like industrial noise
na Golightly
85
T8
na blucthulhu
60
T4
na crushedy
40
T3
na Zygrunte
55
T4
na klasazet
8
T8
na pilotpirx
50
T2
na pavementSAW
90
T10
na barfly
76
T8
na Gideon
2
T6
na negative
1
T1
na DougReese
70
T7
na elcolibri
95
T9
na Diamorphoses
50
T3
Ugly, confusing film with some neat effects.
na winds
6
T8
na graag
65
T7
na 3rdman
3
T3
na micko
44
T4
na chiefg
85
T9
na itvdigital
88
T10
na GoreGalore
90
T10
na gorkemoge
75
T8
na wavymouth
89
T6
na DavidBlast
50
T5
I like experimental film-making, but this is just too ADHD for me to stay interested (and that's saying a lot). It has its fun moments, and you can never entirely hate anything that goes so all out over-the-top-bonanza, but after one hour of this live action manga insanity, you're left feeling so unbelievable God-damned tired in your head. Hm. Come to think of it, this movie could serve as a preparation video, for people who want kids.
na Noxville
84
T9
na PierreTheron
65
T3
Wonky, gross-out surrealism and some very clumsy directing all make Tetsuo difficult to watch, and not just because it's weird. Fans of Eraserhead or The Holy Mountain might find themselves disappointed by the film's lack of finesse, and while it's interesting to watch, it's just not a bright point of the genre. If you're looking for something that will tickle your taste buds for visual absurdness, it will do, but don't expect anything approaching a masterpiece, it barely brushes being "good".
na Replicant
5
T7
Should be mandatory for everyone to see this once in their life. Liking it is optional.
na Cinemateque
91
T9
na Arithaniel
8
T9
na BloodandBeer
75
T6
na clarkah
60
T4
na Cinema_Asia
65
T5
Utterly repulsive film but it manages to tweak your senses and mind fuck you just enough that you're never actually bored. I wouldn't say this is pleasant to watch because it plays with human anatomy and the material world in ways that you don't want to consider. Overall it's interesting but nothing that's particularly memorable and if there is any deeper message it easily gets lost in the shock abstract grotesqueness.
na cloque
7
T6
na Mattsdmf
73
T6
na ___
40
T3
na jef
69
T8
na Monster
95
T10
na Risselada
55
T3
na Haz567
60
T2
Has the feel of a gimmicky student film, with loads of special effects and a noise soundtrack. Ugly, disorientating. Interesting, but bloody awful.
na Coheed
100
T10
na daffodil907
50
T2
na amerigo
79
T6
The idea is great, but the execution is rather clunky. There is just too much artsy pretentiousness and heavy handed social commentary. In the end this great idea is nothing more than a Videodrome/Eraserhead fan fiction music video for a third rate industrial band.
na antitype
89
T10
Imagine Eraserhead + Merzbow.
na harvey
85
T8
na Texan Cowboy
90
T8
na LetsGoEatHuh
70
T9
na ?elkowo
90
T6
na Krzakmester
71
T5
Imagine a rabid monkey juggling a piece of pork, a rusted car and a handgun all the while watching Eraserhead. Then you sort of have an idea of how wacky this film is. Shinya Tsukamoto has created a visually disturbing yet very binding picture with his stop-motion live action animé. It is surreal, strange and weird and, sadly, it is easily disliked. However, it has an appeal for obscure film fans and I enjoyed watching it. It is an experience and something that should be watched.
na SlantMag
35
T10
"Tetsuo and Fetishist's transformation into Iron Man becomes a response to the machinization of the individual in a systematically regimented Japan." - Ed Gonzalez
na Not-the-One
2
T2
na jacobb1313
71
T6
Easily one of the most difficult and grotesque experiences I've ever had watching a movie. Not to say that's a bad thing.
na Darko
72
T7
Good Movie
na JohnnyHarker
7
T7
na eddof13
80
T9
na AICHEG
82
T9
na Rockatansky
90
T8
na xyrcon
85
T7
na H9k
1
T1
na thelastexit
3
T10
"A surreal, industrial, energetic nightmare of men turned into angry mutating machines under the pressures of urban life. This comes off like a blend of Cronenberg and Lynch on speed."
na Nichololas
80
T7
na apolis
85
T8
na Neon
85
T6
na sawyer
60
T6
na PeaceAnarchy
70
T3
I don't know what the hell this was. It wasn't bad and certainly unique but I didn't particularly enjoy it.
na Witchcult
59
T5
na Estutmirleid
60
T3
na Budhisattva
62
T1
na kwazar
65
T5
na JaycetJayce
60
T3
Interesting visuals, marred by almost everything else save for some neat cinematography.
na Mclusky84
70
T5
na brianrobot
1
T2
na satanick
18
T6
na Bubsy3D
85
T7
na Derrick X
100
T10
na Zering
99
T10
Eraserhead + The Fly + Shinya Tsukamoto, the weirdest director in Japan = Tetsuo.
na ugur
6
T5
na nicson
60
T5
na aaronwhat
80
T6
na moazzam23
70
T6
na gorguts
83
T8
na jodamico
79
T8
na Robertas
75
T8
na RapeyVessey
70
T7
Well this was fucking incredible/insane. Not much happens in the first 25 minutes of most films, but in Tetsuo, to quote Wikipedia, "his penis has mutated into a gargantuan power drill". I don't know what else to say...incredible practical effects, I guess.
na I0000days
74
T8
na Magmadiver
83
T6
I don't really know what to make of this film anymore, but I'll always have a special place for it in my heart.
na opuss
90
T10
na oguzhaners
82
T9
na dado
90
T10
na killersmalls
70
T4
na Dumptruk4Lif
85
T8
na bigbabyfetus
100
na Svengali
88
T10
na DigiDan
90
T10
na Veib
70
T6
na Vesey
77
T6
na wokhedinn
65
T6
Tetsuo: The Iron Man is the J-Horror embodiment of Cronenberg, sufficiently bizarre and visceral. The film ranges from laughable to disturbing to sickening miliseconds at a time, but every frame offers something unique and brainracking. Definitely worth checking out at least once, if only to learn you absolutely hate it.
na avgcrtckr
63
T6
na kevcart4
87
T7
na bizarre_eye
89
T9
na TaLeNDiL
69
T8
na princemuchao
76
T7
na TartanLlama
90
T10
na Siltem
90
T10
na Bandy
85
T9
na zmt311
73
T7
na allmovie
6
T5
na magikid
10
T1
na macumbalove
50
T6
na twisp
80
T7
na Gui
64
T6
na yoohoo883
70
T4
na sweevo
85
T7
na glm
75
T6
74.500
na johnny geo
82
T9
na ribtin
66
T6
na crimsonking
100
T8
na whereismybox
55
T3
na ookamie
52
T4
na alexandrsaar
80
T8
na Cerebrus
85
T9
na FrostedDuck
100
T8
na Leland
87
T8
na Simon M.
65
T3
na lolikiller
90
T9
na by Devol
80
T8
na madiso
55
T5
na upyours88
70
T6
na M_A
96
T10
Delightfully strange and gloriously off-putting.
na earthlydel
96
T10
na ailm
84
T10
na Wormsign
95
T10
na Ender-
82
T9
DRILLDICK!
na gvs
91
T10
na Onesimus
55
T1
na Kittonni
90
T7
na Rumplesink
60
T4
na TenSpades
82
T7
na Laelia
95
T8
na batui
70
T6
na mic_
71
T2
na jonnykungfu
75
T8
na RubAndDug
58
T4
Weird way to start the day, well, any day... Imagine if you will; "Eraserhead" spliced with 80's music videos and the yuck-factor of "SAW", watched through superimpositions of Cronenberg's horror while chewing on aluminum foil and masturbating with two forks - constantly thinking "Don't do that!"... I had no idea what the fuck was going on, but It was all very sexy and dreamlike! (The music and effects were especially impressive)
na lucas M.
60
T2
Lol
na 12yots
60
T1
na ninearteries
0
T5
na rorybhoy1888
90
T6
na fibonacci
60
T3
na LordBeefJerk
80
T9
na zerothh
50
T2
na differenxe
81
T4
na iranscam
70
T3
na mightysparks
60
T6
na TalkShowH
54
T3
na david1225
88
T8
na Winged
4
T7
na misterlizard
60
T6
No idea what was going on in this movie. If anything it's more like an hour-long industrial music video. The excellent soundtrack combined with the jarring visuals make for an interesting experience, but it's not going to be one to sit around and enjoy with friends. Unless they like giant metal cocks.
na gurglebot20
85
T7
na heyimdylan
4
T3
It gave me a headache. And not in a positive, intellectually-challenging way.
na Sagremore
70
T6
na lisa77
85
T9
na ReRosso
99
T10
na Jarmann
83
T8
na carlitaliano
75
T8
na blahzor
85
T9
na Shmendrek
3
T6
I prefer to read this as a critique of unfettered industrial capitalist accumulation and alienation. Also, there is a drill penis in it.
na jgnikkila
95
T9
na Tweeker_Bee
80
T5
na Bruce
60
T6
na matheusc
80
T4
na Carlospro
90
T10
na masoo
10
T1
na owtytrof
30
T1
I guess this was a little too gritty for my taste. I usually love weird stuff, but I just couldn't get into Tetsuo.
na Ogami Itto
70
T4
na szachista
100
T6
na GarethD
60
T2
na Scrutinizer
95
T9
na jiggs
75
T7
na lisko
90
T10
na mischief
90
T9
na bobcooley
97
T10
na burhenn
90
T7
na ScottMcFat
84
T7
na unagi
93
T8
na carpediem
90
T8
na bender
65
T4
na RikiFudoh
88
T10
na Danilolopes
84
T7
na maddaddy
85
T6
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