At least Erin had the courtesy to text her fiance whom she was abandoning at the altar to say sorry! Anyways. Dialogue was up and down - the scenes in the grocery store and coffee shop were well-crafted, but there were face-slappingly bad lines too, trying way too hard to be quirky, resulting in... shit. Finally, and this'll sound stupid with a movie called "Textuality"... too much cellphone play. Like a 90-minute BlackBerry commercial featuring indiscriminate sex. Ultimately, it's just there.

I have a really hard time with these texting/internet comedies where things pop up on the screen, I don't know why. I think maybe because it's cheesy, but not in a good way. But as cute as Simone is, this full time vlogging shit is bad. She's the worst kind of vlogger, those really vague posts that don't really say anything. Ergh. But anyway, related to the actual MOVIE, it's just inoffensive. It's really neither good or bad, it just kind of is. Performances, script, everything... meh.

Only good thing in movie are 5 seconds of BF:Bad Company 2 gameplay - conquest on Isla Inocentes map(but it's on console, thus isn't as cool as if would it be on PC). Everything else SUCKS.