Holy Barbarian. This is definitively the most anachronistic movie of all times besides featuring all the things a good movie needs - ninja, cannibals, giant snakes (or so) and three big caves... that are actually just the same cave. This is finally a good D'amato movie which is not really a compliment to Joey as director as it's the kind of film that's so bad that it's good again - oposed to other D'Amato films that are just bad. In fact - this is even better than Conan.

Mst3k score: 8/10

A guy with bandoliers but no tunic joins forces with a girl wearing a headband and a hubcap to pretty much do nothing in this no-action actioner, interrupted by frequent batches of insufferably pompous dialogue/narration and featuring costume design by H R Pufnstuf. Still, you will doubtless savor the Miracle of the Hang Glider.

Hilarious. How much Keeffe is in this movie? Miles O'Keeffe.

O'Keeffe flexes and ripples once again in this nonsensical adventure set in mythical times.

Muahahahahaha. MST3K version only.

Horrendous. Well, unless your watching the MSTied version then it's hilarious.

Ator! Yes, I watched the MST3K version and it's one of the funniest movies I've ever seen. Glorious. 70 pts just for the hang glider.

Nobody asked for it but here comes the sequel to _Ator, the Fighting Eagle_. Once again we're presented with miles of Miles as he reminisces about past experiences (okay, okay, he has flashbacks of the first movie). fights more bad guys over the possession of some prehistoric explosive device, and, in a ludicrous ending, hang glides to the rescue! Lots of barbaric hilarity.