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The Children (2008)

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Summary: A relaxing Christmas vacation turns into a terrifying fight for survival as the children begin to turn on their parents. (imdb)
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Genre: Horror
Country: UK
Directed By: Tom Shankland
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TCI User Score
na LordBeefJerk
80
T9
na Marter
74
T8
The Children starts out slow, lets tension build, and then unleashes a terror amongst the characters we've grown to like. There are slight deviations from the usual slasher formula, but the lead characters, except for Casey, are moronic, especially in comparison to the kids haunting them. Some moral questions are brought up, but are somewhat ignored by the actual film. I'll say one thing though, there better not be a sequel for this film, as it doesn't need one.
na metz
70
T9
A bit overdone, yet still - children are creepy.
na Jessica88
79
T6
na catfingers
67
T5
na barfly
70
T6
na sirius
70
T4
na kyussj
40
T2
na Anderss
0
T1
na Dean Franz
62
T6
Nifty genre effort. Evil kiddies are no strangers to horror cinema, but The Children manages to take the subgenre in a new, interesting direction. The real treat is that it doesn't try to ratchet up the scares with jumps and a hyperactive soundtrack, but with mounting tension and suspense. Well done.
na burflok
67
T6
na Kojiless
70
T4
na DeazMoviez
65
T4
na Ross
60
T7
na KasperL
85
T10
Superb. Gorgeously and inventively shot. The brilliance of the film, however, lies in the way it's edited, never showing too much and being all the more effective for it. In fact, in many scenes, even though you have a pretty clear idea what happened, the possibility is left open that it could be a misinterpretation. Which is, of course, one of the factors troubling the parents who can't believe what's happening to them. Unsettling stuff.
na Zeno
71
T3
na stoner38
90
T10
na daisylegs
73
T6
na Zygrunte
77
T9
na OzGrenouille
78
T5
na DavidJohnson
33
T2
na OiPaulOi
75
T7
na mostafah
30
T1
na CMQuinn
80
T8
na mertagabey
36
T3
na astrakhan
82
T9
Every good horror needs an underlying metaphor in the story that connects with real life and provides the depth to elevate it above being another hackfest or thrill-ride. Think Carrie, Exorcist or Alien. This low-key British film establishes a chilling atmosphere with its wintry setting, has the usual cuts, shocks and gore, and generally plays by the cliché-book - but it's the clever take on the teenager-grownup relationship that makes it so effective. Well worth a look for horror aficionados.
na Millinsky
65
T4
na sweevo
85
T7
na RichardvDam
60
T1
na Red_Falcon_
60
T2
While the plot and acting were decent if both had been a little better I would consider this a minor horror classic.As is this was a creepy and entertaining horror film that just felt a little underdeveloped.
na KeanuGrieves
74
T5
na Prismatic
78
T5
na Whiggles
7
T6
na mitsu
30
T1
na Choni
86
T7
na dewall
67
T4
na rollsroyce
25
T1
na Haruko
62
T3
Surprisingly gore. The story didn't make any sense but I was too busy feeling creeped out to notice.
na twincinema
65
T6
na jsopanen
42
T2
na meatisgood
7
T7
na Toddaman
66
T4
na filmaffinity
57
T3
na mdoehler
95
T3
na jkwall
7
T7
na BrotherAck
60
T4
na vwgregov
65
T3
na retsxlif
50
T3
na Onxapu
55
T3
na Wezzo
85
T7
na NRM03
57
T4
na tomelce
2
T4
The generally proficient application of cliches to this "horror weekend" scenario still only results in a sporadically chilly clichefest, wearing wintry self-consciousness and post-Village of the Damned sights of children looking moody like badges of honor. The truth is that instead of channeling parental paranoia and psychology (as Joshua and Orphan did well) through the telling of this woodlands-set grim tale, The Children lacks real context and meaning. It just happens, sans scale.
na ledcollector
80
T9
na demirtas
60
T4
na becca_face
55
T3
na DePalma
35
T3
na pittler
40
T2
na Pingy
88
T6
na Estutmirleid
60
T3
na fehham
62
T2
na DavidBlast
50
T5
'The Children' is a predictable body snatcher clone, burdened by the retardation of human reactionary patterns, that the poorly though through premise commands: " ... lay in a pool of blood in the snow. MEANWHILE, inside the house, Robbie was strolling about. He picked up a ball from the hallway floor. Someone might slip and get hurt." Grievances aside, making annoying parents murder their own annoying children is a masterstroke. A shame it's sadistic potential is never fully explored.
na methad1
75
T6
na Exidor
60
T3
na jacman80
80
T6
na Jurispathic
3
T4
na jhmee8
92
T8
na Daffy6964
82
T7
na tinythedogg
90
T10
This is the kind of horror movie that horror fans like myself would really enjoy. The movie starts off slow enough, especially when getting to know the characters and what they are like, but after that first half hour this movie really picks up the pace and has lots of WTF kind of moments. The children in this movie were more than capable of looking cute at first and then really pulling off that creepy vibe. Well acted and quite an excellent movie. No surprise ending, but all is forgiven.
na SpokoWap
75
T8
na Pols_Voice
80
T5
na jacub82
78
T6
na bobyang
65
T5
na MaXCoDeR
20
T1
na electriccafe
50
T3
na jlagoy
0
T1
na ze_qualquer
5
T1
na brtkrbzhnv
44
T6
na Veterini
63
T3
na Mawazh
70
T6
na madiso
60
T7
na Grouchy
84
T7
na noneed
10
T3
na Void
3
T8
na menick
70
T3
na stojke.igor
30
T4
na djemba
84
T8
na cranky
57
T4
na ordic2011
85
T10
na ZombieBuffet
65
T7
na Empire
3
T6
na imdb
64
T5
na oread
70
T4
na exolstice
78
T6
na Darko
58
T6
Okay Movie
na bloodsome
85
T8
na Siltem
60
T5
na Eglaia
50
T2
The first half is so so, and the second part is a bit thrilling. But not that great a movie. The concept is too much creepy so it gets you quite annoyed through the movie, but still not that good..
na gargara
3
T5
Watchable horror film.
na bedirhankara
39
T1
na GoreGalore
65
T4
na Pederastle
45
T5
na GencBilge
30
T1
na eraserhead89
75
T5
na jamesdepaolo
77
T6
I really got into this little thriller. The children are killing the adults..and the movie has some really tense minutes and the camera work and setting of this movie..its really a fun ride
na micah
69
T6
A surprisingly effective slow-burn horror film that deals with the conflict between parenting instincts and survival instincts after children inexplicably begin to attack their parents.
na Frontalot
59
T4
na TheRealJ-Ro
85
T8
Holy creepy fucking shit. It's made so much worse by the fact that it's children, and a lot of children are creepy to begin with (this coming from a teacher, haha), but the transition from normalcy to fucking insane in the children, brief as it was, is done very well, and I loved how, right up until the end, the film totally played off of a child's ability to manipulate their parents, and adults in general. Superbly crafted. This may very well spark a new obsession for me: Hannah Tointon. Yum.
na laika
30
T2
na saner
54
T2
na Piglet
68
T6
The whole movie works as a kind of creepy inspiration for birth control.
na parapoo
59
T1
na Ayame-dono
50
T2
na schottyp
40
T2
na IMDb-byvotes
63
T3
na Fincky
80
T8
na fizzygood
85
T9
na destruction
100
T10
na chester1958
40
T3
na britneeee
69
T5
na wilbur
55
T5
na kneudorf
40
T3
na KMcNeil
60
T6
Well-executed and genuinely creepy.
na BugraK
75
T6
na Bruce
60
T6
na SailorRipley
85
T5
The little tykes are out to get ya!!! It's once more unto the breach for the kiddie gone wrong genre but at least it's more inventive and well-handled in this little seen low-budget British thriller. The acting goes from OK to downright terrible, but the murderous tots are quite good. This just doesn't pretend to be much more than it is, but the sight of little ones (4-5 year olds) killing off their dumb moms & dads has some fucked-up intensity not seen often. Well worth visiting at least once.
na Misery
40
T1
na bmk
68
T5
na NoSex
60
T4
na poltergeist
68
T7
na Katya
40
T2
na syrena
39
T2
na mindvr
20
T1
na luciusgore
35
T7
"As killer kid horror movies go, 'The Children' is easily one of the best."
Average Tier 4.83 from 133 Rankings rss