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The Cook the Thief His Wife & Her Lover (1989)

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Summary: The wife of an oafish restaurant owner becomes bored with her husband and considers an affair with a regular patron. (imdb)
AKA: The Cook, the Thief, His Wife, and Her Lover
Genres: Comedy, Drama
Country: France, Netherlands, UK
Directed By: Peter Greenaway
Written By: Peter Greenaway
More information at the Internet Movie Database
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na tech2isobel
87
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na Tjekhov
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na nindza
7
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na cloondog
63
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na Janos
91
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na timesniffer
30
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na Bowiephiles
90
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na TobyTyler
83
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na richiodo
85
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na crackerjack
93
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na mattd124
90
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na dirtyfilthy
65
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na CloeLerma
70
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na salmaboon
100
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na carpuzz
65
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na Frontalot
92
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na anime salve
88
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na rottentomat
89
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na Cantstopdrew
93
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na ricardocosta
80
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na kathryn71
91
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na kohut
92
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na Isirbm5
34
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na rudolf55
91
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na ayset
75
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na apataca
79
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na RHalpain
90
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na NeXus9
70
T6
na mrblonde_314
90
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I would like to see this adapted into a play, as it could easily be done well. Lots of intense drama. Got a lot from it. I was really high when I watched it too. I also loved the use of colors. Dragged on just a little too long though. They could have probably cut out 2 "days" from the "menu" and it still would have the same affect.
na Fragenpanda
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na Cuba Pudding
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na coleio
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na vsls
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na dkratzm
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na lyrradsemaj
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na rossei
35
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na Blevo
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na cloque
10
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na Numberz
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na onetwothree
70
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na Manuel
96
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na Sinister
99
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na manonwire
75
T7
na margot
100
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na Cinema_Asia
75
T7
Nice stylish and intriguing direction but a story that is both grotesque and laughable. The exaggerated stage type acting is a bit off putting too although it was an intentional stylistic choice. Overall this is good but not particularly memorable except for a few notorious scenes.
na Blanco_o
83
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na nick.wright
81
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na mandarkzilla
75
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na Raabeyes
9
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na filmcricket
73
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na kerolayn
85
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na PeaceAnarchy
71
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The distinct visual style helps keep it somewhat engaging, but for the most part it felt like an underdeveloped commentary on sex and romance punctuated by arbitrary shock value. Not bad and somewhat unique, but not especially rewarding for me.
na dulbeb
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na hazelhawks
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na dogus37
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na Ludvig
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na mellish
50
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na ari
55
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na etherealtard
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na megaman2000
85
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na AICHEG
82
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ugly, ugly time in film, but still, this was good.
na moshezuchter
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na d_drudges
90
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na remzyy
100
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na ravensdeath
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na jorge
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na Coenlover
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na PhotonStorm
60
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na strenzi
90
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na Cornica
92
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na keskin
77
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na IMDb-byvotes
73
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na Xaam
70
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na thaklos
78
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This film's stilted world enhances its depravity while sapping its resonance by rendering its characters too inhuman to care about. The result is a clash of hauntingly distant archetypes that is beautifully conceived but disappointing to experience. The brilliant performances, Mirren's understated wonder in particular, make me yearn for a more complex cast of characters that could explore this world's themes with the clarity and precision they deserve.
na fink
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na wpp
42
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na Ani
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na micmac•
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na ecalder
6
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na zsanford44
80
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na top-shape
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na eraserhead89
100
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na Fetsch
79
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na RikCriticker
99
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na toro913
89
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na tathiel
79
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A film remarkably done, but Michael Gambon plays - very convincingly - one of the worst persons I've ever seen on screen. Interesting experience though.
na winds
6
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na cranky
15
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na chalkeater
87
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na hristos
65
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na greggg
91
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na Prayermad
95
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na Void
1
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na Voice Within
83
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na follower
99
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Erotic, disgusting and exhilerating.
na LEAVES
80
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na pilotpirx
90
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na Orly1962
67
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na chgold81
90
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na AstralArtist
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na steelpotato
85
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na akujin
93
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na lauratron
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na binki
10
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na bernardobrum
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na cloak
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na calendula
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na kylie
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na kth
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na ze_qualquer
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na aethling
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na capitalist
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na DeazMoviez
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na jillian
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na pristinepain
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na DougReese
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na negative
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na elfgirl121
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na popolinka
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na Scottathon
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na dagda2
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na kalim
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na Doo
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na Jazzaloha
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na El Cid
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na kneudorf
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na theyshoot10
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803
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na Infenso
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na Risselada
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na kris2222
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na marcymovie
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na Gui
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na dmk
90
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na Shynkycker
85
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na ffiamma
40
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na LetsGoEatHuh
55
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na Cerebrus
100
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na Tds4a
96
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A "future" state of grit and disgustingness, stylish and evocative. The film is one long black joke, and Michael Gambon is terrifying.
na Malebrok
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na ribtin
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na danielldb
85
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na Bruce
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na hania
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na LuizOliveira
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na dirtyzen
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na cinebaixar
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na NPA
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na brtkrbzhnv
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na Ofterdingen
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na poltergeist
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na tattoo
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na Pflyvholm
90
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na Coheed
70
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na billkerwin
60
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Extremely pretentious and very very boring. Mirren in the nude is the only reason to see this film.
na elainebrac
0
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na las
78
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na katydiva
80
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na scopiz
94
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na bobus
83
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na fladvad
90
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na sirphibes
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na magnoliakid
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na india
40
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na JoelofArc
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na AfterHours
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na thelastexit
3
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"The cinematography is nothing short of stunning with an amazing use of colors and composition, and fine tastes are mixed with digusting visuals, making this one very hard to watch, but intellectually rewarding."
na BullyFanatic
97
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na sjostrand
55
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na Electronic6
96
T10
A very visceral experience from start to finish. Visually stunning with its sets and I loved the way it used the colour for each setting and the clothing changed with it. Not really sure what the point of it was, but it looked amazing. Michael Gambon performance was brilliant from start to finish and despite how perfect the other three leads are, Gambon is just everywhere. Such a vile and despicable, yet so memorable character. Also special mention to the beautiful music.
na Dogubomb
40
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na TrixRabbi
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na sengir
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na Merc
30
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na Xzlu
25
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na lineuphere
77
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na CHOICECOD
60
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na schizotoast
90
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na closedmouth
80
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Not his best work (the romance is kinda cheesy, and the costumes are painfully awful), but a weak Greenaway is still a brilliant film.
na gtrshow
87
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na JangoB
91
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na aaronwhat
100
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na batui
75
T7
Visually it's very interesting, with the color schemes and sets that are obviously sets. Too bad the plot is way too thin for a two hour movie. Ironically, I only thought this when the action moved outside the restaurant, and was fine when the plot was basically watch Spica be an asshole while his wife fools around. Also, someone teach that opera boy another song!
na MISTER DADE
95
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na pomattovich
90
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na Enygma
60
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na kjfellows
7
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na CorduroyBoy
85
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na amerigo
81
T7
A combination of engrossing and repulsive, this is the art of the macabre at its finest. That said, the film's internal logic seems to be coming from the mind of a serial killer. It's hard to make any criticism of the film's aesthetics and themes, but it's equally as hard to actually like it.
na sehnaz
80
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na ehrenkm
65
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na simajudas
93
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na cheezymouse
30
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na Svengali
93
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na Valenzetti
95
T10
Having majored in art, I have a special admiration for Greenaway. As usual, this is a marvelous work of craft and cleverness, but I was surprised at how deeply it hit me on a visceral, emotional level. The art direction, acting, and music flow seamlessly into each other to such an amazing degree, it's a bit overwhelming.
na cat9man
58
T3
Kind of Avant Garde surrealism. Hard to take 2 hours worth.
na ostroglyadov
95
T9
na iranscam
85
T8
na ProtectMeYou
9
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na cbennett
80
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na blucthulhu
80
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na WWallce4prez
85
T9
Bold. Gorgeous. Shocking. Great. Gambon doesn't stop talking throughout the entire film, and his performance is flooring. I don't want to see it again, but I probably will and will still love it.
na FancyMike
95
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na coco43996
90
T8
na LongHaul
85
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na caiman
96
T10
Wow. Consider me blown away. The film left me exhilarated and shaken like I haven't been since first watching A Clockwork Orange as a teenager. The lighting, sets, and costume design show a great deal of craft and care, and the wonderful music adds to the visceral intensity. Gambon's Spica is one of the most horrifying figures in film that I've ever witnessed, and Mirren gives an absolutely daring performance. This is a bold, vicious, uncompromising masterpiece.
na penkeri
90
na Ashy Arthur
75
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na Criminal5
90
T9
Bold, vulgar, wildly entertaining, and brilliant. There's really nothing like it (unless Greenaway's other work proves me wrong). Theatrical as all get-out, with bold lighting and color, stylized and artificial sets, and Michael Nyman's operatic score making it feel larger than life. It really does feel like opera - but a savage and scathing one at that, targeting not just Thatcher but any person of privilege who's gotten too big for their britches. Michael Gambon's lead performance is dazzling.
na ARUCARD
100
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na nicson
25
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na SheWas
97
T10
He told me it was his best, and I agreed.
na bizarre_eye
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na killersmalls
90
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na damil
70
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na luismomm
34
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na hellboy76
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na Lopokin
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na ???
79
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na Lone Wolf
94
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na GodlessNoble
100
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na rbf451
90
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na Jakea350
92
T9
This was the first Greenaway film I saw, and I was blown away. The panning techniques used were great and the changing color schemes along with the costuming was incredible. Gambon was perfect for the role of what I consider one of the most vulgar characters in film. Watching his character struggle to appear eloquent was hard to forget. Michael Nyman's score was the icing on the cake in this film, and added intensity to scenes that were already pretty breathtaking.
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