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The Cottage (2008)

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Summary: In a remote part of the countryside, a bungled kidnapping turns into a living nightmare for four central characters when they cross paths with a psychopathic farmer and all hell breaks loose. (imdb)
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Country: UK
More information at the Internet Movie Database
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TCI User Score
na Snakeyes
40
T1
na IMDb-byvotes
62
T3
na RealMacgyver
70
T5
na destruction
75
T5
na rottentomat
71
T6
na Psst
49
T5
na jmejay
70
T3
na CMQuinn
80
T8
na TheDiceman
30
T1
Passes the time.
na otekiadam
70
T5
na darkman
30
T1
Fails as both, as a horror movie and as a comedy.
na Catita
68
T5
na alucard
8
T8
na itvdigital
46
T3
na forehead1
60
T7
Amusing if at times slightly underwhelming comedy-horror, this packs enough laughs into its runtime to make up for any misses (or indeed bizarre plot strands that start up then go nowhere). Plenty of overt nods to many classics (The Texas Chainsaw Massacre being the most obvious/consistent) and an appropriate tone-setting score help things along. Reece Shearsmith is right at home too. Kept me interested right up to the credits with a genuine "who's gonna make it out??" curiosity.
na GoreGalore
65
T4
na korbenPL
46
T6
na distilledw
55
T2
na Cowman
52
T3
na heapshake
75
T9
na komois
65
T4
na wallerdc
80
T8
na Hadleyreis
43
T3
na amodd
87
T7
It's a horror movie and yet it's delightfully hilarious! Absolutely entertaining!
na daisylegs
30
T3
na mertagabey
68
T7
na filmaffinity
61
T4
na Kojiless
74
T6
Not much horror, but lots of tasty splatter mixed in with a liberal dose of British wit. It's cool to see Gollum playing a human...especially one with a beard.
na retsxlif
44
T2
na princemuchao
68
T5
na TartanLlama
30
T1
na Onxapu
60
T4
na Thoraxe
85
T6
na northerain
72
T7
na Gordon Cole
83
T8
na childofbodom
49
T4
na JohnnyHarker
4
T3
na RapeyVessey
72
T7
A really enjoyable, little known film with a good cast and great gore FX. Andy Serkis needs to be in everything.
na leeloo
55
T3
na Sieghardt
70
T7
Quite bizarre but equally entertaining
na sweevo
85
T7
na skaboss
95
T5
na lebnof
58
T6
na darthfrede
60
T4
na LordBeefJerk
70
T7
na brianrobot
3
T5
na ninearteries
0
T5
na NRM01
43
T2
na bexter
6
T5
na madiso
60
T7
na FullCollapse
68
T5
na niggative
85
T9
na stanthecaddy
78
T6
na dzejson
70
T8
na oisteing
61
T3
lovely little splatter comedy
na jaquex
70
T3
na loserville
74
T7
na luciusgore
15
T1
"...doesn't have enough horror to satisfy horror fans and not enough comedy to satisfy everybody else."
na jerryhenbest
71
T4
na poltergeist
56
T3
na becca_face
40
T2
na Kartoffeln!
70
T5
na jmsenise
70
T4
na jonny_boy
40
T3
Your basic gore horror comedy.
na rfullen
85
T5
na danowen
50
T3
na ZombieBuffet
55
T3
na ssczus
50
T6
na kangadoodoo
35
T2
na Mojo_Jojo
25
T2
There's a general feeling here that nobody tried very hard, which is good as nothing was really achieved either. Could have been easily made much better by not casting Jennifer Ellison and maybe having a bit of a think about the plot before they started filming.
na Kieron
46
T3
na Scarface
60
T4
na KMcNeil
60
T6
Impressive comic-horror pastiche at once following the code of the horror movies and, well, taking the piss out of it (i.e. having one character and the *spoiler* "unspeakable evil" stand around looking at eachother before going at it cat-and-mouse)
na phaedrus
30
T1
na djemba
65
T4
na s.weinberg
70
T6
"Broad comedy and splattery horror are a pretty tough combo to pull off, but if anyone can do it ... the British can."
na VincentPrice
90
T8
na tomelce
25
T7
na hotdogfarmer
84
T7
na sportyjay
73
T5
na mozza
72
T6
na M_A
30
T3
na Skeeter
60
T4
na farukseref
60
T1
na bloodsome
62
T3
na gameday
80
T6
na capitalist
30
T2
na wikke
20
T1
na cranky
81
T9
na SpokoWap
75
T8
na micah
69
T6
Absolutely entertaining and over-the-top in its horror-comedy styling. The tone is set early, which made it easier for me to not care when the silly was cranked up to eleven later on. Definitely worth a watch.
na imdb
62
T5
na constantine
65
T4
na Darko
54
T5
okay
na Empire
3
T6
na Void
1
T2
na pecet
70
T4
na Bruce
60
T6
na Infenso
55
T3
na TalkShowH
60
T5
Average Tier 4.66 from 100 Rankings rss