I was going to type out something clever, but then I thought it would be more appropriate to spend as much time and creativity on my review as the writers did on the plot of this movie. Nearly unwatchable. The only thing that could possibly redeem this one is if someone gave it the MST3K treatment, but I'm not sure if I'd even sit through that.

There's a bit of pseudo-science babble involving Einstein's theory of relativity to justify the events in this movie. The best testament to relativity is that this 80 minute flick felt at least three times longer than Red Cliff. It cannot even be ironically enjoyed.