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The Fair-Haired Child (2006)
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Summary: A warlock couple abduct a young teenage girl to sacrifice her to a mysterious and evil entity as an offering to resurrect their long-dead boy. (imdb)
Genre: Horror
Country: USA
Directed By: William Malone
Written By: Matt Greenberg
AKA: "Masters of Horror"
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na Zoltan Zoltan
55
T3
na mightysparks mightysparks
60
T7
na soybomb42
63
T1
na vfxninja
60
T3
na Jeb Jeb
75
T6
Pretty good for Masters of Horror. One of their better episodes.
na lauratron lauratron
65
T4
na tomelce tomelce
3
T1
As directed by the "master of horror" behind fear dot com, The Fair Haired Child is a work of utter mindlessness -- easily the worst entry into the Masters of Horror series -- rich in leaps in logic, atrocious one-liners and abysmal acting, but woefully devoid of scares or interest. Only the design of its chosen monster is worth a look. The rest is worryingly close to the pits.
na CMQuinn CMQuinn
7
T6
na tatasonne tatasonne
80
T5
na mgroves1 mgroves1
50
T4
na stephane92 mistephane
70
T7
na jacobb1313 jacobb1313
63
T5
I enjoyed it, despite how dumb some of the logic jumps are. I like the fact the episode stays away from all-out action, gore, and nudity, and at least tries to tell a good story. While failing in some respects, it's still admirable.
na mayabelle
0
T6
na NathanDarko NathanDarko
88
T8
na creck creck
75
T7
na demirtas
3
T6
na Kojiless Kojiless
65
T4
The moral of the story? Er... I'm glad my mom's not a drunk? I can just imagine the Masters of Horror board room when they were discussing the episode - Exec: "I like the concept, but there isn't any nudity." Director: "But I don't feel--" Exec: "Nudity." Director: "But I--" Exec: "Nuuudity." Director: "But--" Exec: "Nudity!" Director: "Alright, alright. Will a picture of naked women found in a cursed book work?" Exec: "Definitely."
na potatohead potatohead
74
T6
na Typha
60
T6
na donquixotic
60
T9
na Riptide0 Riptide0
68
T4
Scary monster aside, I was fairly bored with this episode.
na Zeno
74
T5
na barfly barfly
60
T3
na aurora aurora
40
T3
na luc luc
60
T3
na kingofjew kingofjew
76
T6
na BGJ
35
T4
na seventwelve
79
T6
na TJ Ximenez
40
T3
na ribcage ribcage
56
T4
na dhabit
70
T6
na twiser
25
T3
na ZombieBuffet ZombieBuffet
65
T7
na CritickerAvg
49
T5
na Monster Monster
85
T8
na NightGoat72 NightGoat72
80
T7
na undinum undinum
55
T3
na itschinatown
75
T5
na Stain Stain
80
T7
William Malone is not what I'd call a "Master of Horror" by a long shot... which is all the more reason I am pleasantly surprised by this one. The monsters we do see are a little silly, but the monster we don't... and the more human monsters we do see... make up for them. A truly unsettling and all too believable tale, right down to the really not terribly "happy" ending
na Bavafreak
65
T3
na jcortez702
84
T5
na gokhanince gokhanince
23
T1
na saudade saudade
25
T2
na Falooza Falooza
75
T8
I wasn't expecting much from this episode since no one ever seems to mention it (when discussing Masters of Horror), but I was pleasantly surprised. The house was breathtaking and the story was decent. Its definitely safe to say this is one of the better episodes.
na soia1979
40
T4
na Luna6ix Luna6ix
79
T7
the "fair-hair child" is actually one of the most genuinely creepy monsters in modern horror, and the plot is much better than most of the masters of horror episodes (ie. "pelts"--yeah i know, it's BAD). it's too bad that malone couldn't fill the mere hour he had with some more action, that really does damage to what this could have been.
na DrinkMilk
40
T3
na wlinn751 wlinn751
83
T3
na loserville
26
T2
na djamymoon
75
T4
na hellboy76 hellboy76
64
T5
Pretty decent entry into the "Masters of Horror" series (which never seems to involve and Masters of anything).
na sweevo sweevo
80
T6
na Coheed
40
T2
na Herrguth Herrguth
55
T3
na komois
65
T4
na jimmyjazz
76
T8
na Moribunny Moribunny
43
T4
The "Masturbators of Horror" series is mainly a reminder of how lacking the genre is in real quality writers. This particular specimen, while not even close to intelligent storytelling, is not quite as stupid as most of the others. It certainly helps that the acting, makeup and music here are really good. I wouldn't call it a good movie but I actually rather enjoyed it.
na slayerdoll slayerdoll
70
T6
na Baby_Fish Baby Fish
5
T3
na HKi
70
T5
na Brando Brando
45
T3
na EvilShoe EvilShoe
65
T5
na KMcNeil KMcNeil
7
T8
na Barkinson
30
T2
na Cronos
60
T6
na IMDb_byvotes IMDb-byvotes
66
T4
na damlaergan damlaergan
77
T8
na elmakebabi elmakebabi
41
T2
na SpokoWap SpokoWap
65
T5
na jmsenise jmsenise
75
T6
na jodamico jodamico
75
T5
na mindheart mindheart
100
T10
na ChrisReynold ChrisReynold
63
T6
na freakman freakman
55
T2
na Scarface Scarface
60
T4
na amecylia amecylia
80
T7
I class this as one of the better "Masters of Horror" films. I found it sufficiently creepy and engaging. The story was decent and I quite liked the ending.
na blucthulhu
40
T2
na imdb imdb
67
T6
na Sunsplitter
29
T2
na LoboLopez Lobo_Lopez
35
T1
na poltergeist poltergeist
60
T5
na JooJoo JooJoo
4
T4
na Lovecraft
70
T6
na hotdogfarmer
93
T9
na efrasiyab efrasiyab
40
T1
na Diamorphoses Diamorphoses
55
T3
na TripleSH TripleSH
49
T4
While well crafted, it really isn't one of the better Masters of Horror episodes. If you plan on watching the whole series, then definitely watch this, because you have to to watch the whole series, but otherwise, you can skip it.
na joseywales joseywales
75
T8
Pretty damn good as far as the Masters of Horror series goes. Visually reminiscent of Malone's "House on Haunted Hill" remake with expressionist camera angles and lighting, and that jerky monster movement that so many people fear.
na mCihhh mCihhh
10
T1
na Veterini Veterini
65
T3
na dzejson dzejson
66
T7
na Dellamorte81 Dellamorte81
89
T5
na tinythedogg tinythedogg
90
T10
na Darko Vandelay1
84
T9
One of the best MoH movies
Average Tier 4.82 from 94 Rankings rss