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The Fair-Haired Child (2006)
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Summary: A warlock couple abduct a young teenage girl to sacrifice her to a mysterious and evil entity as an offering to resurrect their long-dead boy. (imdb)
AKA: "Masters of Horror"
Genre: Horror
Country: USA
Directed By: William Malone
Written By: Matt Greenberg
More information at the Internet Movie Database
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TCI User Score
na 24truths
40
T2
na NightGoat72
80
T7
na potatohead
74
T6
na DrinkMilk
40
T4
na mistephane
70
T7
na loserville
26
T2
na jcortez702
84
T5
na freakman
55
T2
na ribcage
56
T4
na mightysparks
60
T7
na sweevo
80
T6
na itschinatown
75
T5
na wlinn751
83
T3
na imdb
67
T6
na Riptide0
68
T4
Scary monster aside, I was fairly bored with this episode.
na amecylia
80
T7
I class this as one of the better "Masters of Horror" films. I found it sufficiently creepy and engaging. The story was decent and I quite liked the ending.
na CritickerAvg
49
T5
na Veterini
65
T3
na HKi
70
T5
na EvilShoe
65
T5
na Falooza
75
T8
I wasn't expecting much from this episode since no one ever seems to mention it (when discussing Masters of Horror), but I was pleasantly surprised. The house was breathtaking and the story was decent. Its definitely safe to say this is one of the better episodes.
na Yours Truly
52
T3
na twiser
25
T3
na pilnicket
20
T1
na jmsenise
75
T5
na Lobo_Lopez
35
T1
na tatasonne
80
T5
na Zoltan
55
T3
na mayabelle
0
T6
na Cronos
60
T6
na dzejson
66
T6
na JooJoo
4
T3
na Sunsplitter
29
T2
na Stain
80
T7
William Malone is not what I'd call a "Master of Horror" by a long shot... which is all the more reason I am pleasantly surprised by this one. The monsters we do see are a little silly, but the monster we don't... and the more human monsters we do see... make up for them. A truly unsettling and all too believable tale, right down to the really not terribly "happy" ending
na TJ Ximenez
40
T3
na hotdogfarmer
93
T9
na BGJ
35
T4
na Luna6ix
79
T7
the "fair-hair child" is actually one of the most genuinely creepy monsters in modern horror, and the plot is much better than most of the masters of horror episodes (ie. "pelts"--yeah i know, it's BAD). it's too bad that malone couldn't fill the mere hour he had with some more action, that really does damage to what this could have been.
na efrasiyab
40
T1
na Dellamorte81
89
T5
na dhabit
70
T6
na Baby Fish
5
T3
na Moribunny
43
T4
The "Masturbators of Horror" series is mainly a reminder of how lacking the genre is in real quality writers. This particular specimen, while not even close to intelligent storytelling, is not quite as stupid as most of the others. It certainly helps that the acting, makeup and music here are really good. I wouldn't call it a good movie but I actually rather enjoyed it.
na Diamorphoses
55
T4
na joseywales
75
T8
Pretty damn good as far as the Masters of Horror series goes. Visually reminiscent of Malone's "House on Haunted Hill" remake with expressionist camera angles and lighting, and that jerky monster movement that so many people fear.
na KMcNeil
7
T8
na TripleSH
49
T4
While well crafted, it really isn't one of the better Masters of Horror episodes. If you plan on watching the whole series, then definitely watch this, because you have to to watch the whole series, but otherwise, you can skip it.
na Katya
77
T8
na Monster
85
T8
na jacobb1313
63
T5
I enjoyed it, despite how dumb some of the logic jumps are. I like the fact the episode stays away from all-out action, gore, and nudity, and at least tries to tell a good story. While failing in some respects, it's still admirable.
na ZombieBuffet
65
T7
na SpokoWap
65
T5
na jimmyjazz
76
T8
na komois
65
T4
na mindheart
100
T10
na Zeno
74
T5
na tinythedogg
90
T10
na hellboy76
64
T5
Pretty decent entry into the "Masters of Horror" series (which never seems to involve and Masters of anything).
na creck
75
T7
na Jeb
75
T6
Pretty good for Masters of Horror. One of their better episodes.
na lauratron
65
T4
na Scarface
60
T4
na Herrguth
55
T3
na Brando
45
T3
na jodamico
75
T5
na Coheed
40
T2
na soybomb42
63
T1
na elmakebabi
41
T2
na Vandelay1
84
T9
One of the best MoH movies
na slayerdoll
70
T6
na poltergeist
60
T4
na gokhanince
23
T1
na JJJames
59
T3
na Kojiless
65
T3
The moral of the story? Er... I'm glad my mom's not a drunk? I can just imagine the Masters of Horror board room when they were discussing the episode - Exec: "I like the concept, but there isn't any nudity." Director: "But I don't feel--" Exec: "Nudity." Director: "But I--" Exec: "Nuuudity." Director: "But--" Exec: "Nudity!" Director: "Alright, alright. Will a picture of naked women found in a cursed book work?" Exec: "Definitely."
na barfly
60
T3
na Lovecraft
70
T6
na NathanDarko
88
T8
na luc
60
T3
na Bavafreak
65
T3
na CMQuinn
7
T6
na seventwelve
79
T6
na soia1979
40
T4
na IMDb-byvotes
66
T4
na aurora
40
T3
Average Tier 4.81 from 84 Rankings rss