"Shut up fuckface." "No I'm fuckface, he's asshole." --- "I'm just trying to break the ice." "I like ice, leave it the fuck alone!" This movie has the best lines.

Borders on "so bad it's good" territory.

yawn

This movie was funny and action packed.

Wait until the end of the opening football scene. After that, throw the DVD/VHS/film in a container of molten tar.

Goddamn, the writer really wants to you to know how clever he is. Bruce Willis seriously has a witty comeback to everything that is said to him. It's cool a few times but then after you hear about 50 of these you feel like you just got raped by some guy who is really impressed with himself. Tony Scott's style is once again very dismal. You can't tell what's going on in half of these action sequences, leaving me very frustrated and with a bit of a headache. Very poor film.

"Nobody likes you. Everybody hates you. You're gonna lose. Smile, you fuck." One of the most quotable movies ever, thanks to some of Shane Black's best writing. The story, however, is pretty so-so in this über-cool buddy-cop noir.

The best Die Hard movie that isn't the first Die Hard.

This is old-school (80's kind of it) action movie. Willis plays a worn-out cynical private detective; his character is lots of fun to watch. Dialogs are fun too. Story is typical buddy-cop fare, although a bit too cynical and simple-minded for my taste. I mean evil guy blows up in a huge explosion, everyone's is cheering and happy, but what if there was a children hospital next to his house? Jeez, Tony, think of poor dead kids.