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The Monster Squad (1987)

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Summary: Dracula is alive. In fact, he plans to rule the world and that is why he seeks the help of other legendary monsters... (imdb)
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Country: USA
Directed By: Fred Dekker
More information at the Internet Movie Database
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na donofthedead
76
T6
na Monster
70
T3
na gregger
68
T5
na JohnnyZombie
85
T6
Where the hell was this movie when I was ten years old? This would have been my favorite movie! As it stands, I still really enjoyed watching this as a 25 year old man child.
na eviltobacco
75
T8
na forehead1
30
T2
na ToeAndno
55
T2
na sirphibes
78
T8
na catgio98
90
T10
na Replicant
2
T4
"Wolfman has nards!" For pushing it as a family film, there is some rather gory stuff they got away with in a PG-13 rating. In that regard tho, it's poorly balanced, changing from full horror to family comedy on the drop of a hat. Dumb, harmless fun, but I can dig it.
na yawkcorb
89
T9
na Hachiko
80
T6
na mayabelle
0
T6
na dst7175
82
T9
na alexwilson
91
T8
na DougReese
45
T4
na neon_days
30
T2
na chemical404
63
T7
"Creature stole my twinkie!". Movies like this makes me want the 80's to come back. This movie is so unpretentiously and genuinely fun and cheesy, that it's easy to forgive all flaws and simply love it.
na eltonldf
65
T6
na pharaujo
87
T9
na Tortable
49
T3
na Sinister
65
T4
na Paudie
65
T6
na Simon M.
70
T4
na krakow056
90
T10
na TonythePony
68
T5
Successfully manages to blend lightweight scares with a sense of not-so-dumb fun. Surprisingly the worst things here are the monsters who get neutered and hobbled down to child size. And yeah, if I'd have seen this as a kid it would have been awesome.
na Cinema_Asia
60
T4
This is pure B-movie kid horror adventure cheese with terrible acting. You would think this was shot on a shoestring budget but it cost $12,000,000 to make which was considerable during the 80's considering Goonies only cost $19 mill. You could tell the director Fred Dekker loves film but his "vision" would probably work better on a smaller scale. This is full of goofy lines and silly monsters but probably not too bad for kids.
na empire434
22
T1
na laserdragon
85
T6
na Risselada
25
T1
na Groggykash
80
T6
na AviAwareness
71
T5
na StineTP
80
T6
na MadMan
84
T6
na dmk
68
T6
na rollsroyce
62
T4
na hamsun
86
T6
na Suteupac
65
T8
na aaaaaaarrggg
57
T5
na keithbreese
70
T7
"...unbridled fun."
na filmaffinity
57
T3
na rorqualmaru
82
T5
na Luna6ix
80
T8
a decently innovative monster mash movie, a genre that i think everyone loves, with a climax that is definately satisfying. could have used much more action, and comedy, but as it is it's like cake without frosting, good, but not great.
na bebopcola
83
T8
na imdb
69
T7
na x-human
78
T6
na Derrick X
50
T5
na Gladstone
9
T10
na soothsayer
62
T6
na clayj41
98
T10
na tracx1007
83
T9
na cblur21
58
T4
na deastman
85
T8
na Shmendrek
2
T4
A cute premise poorly executed. The characters are undeveloped and uniformly annoying. The story is like a fat, flightless bird; it flaps its wings frantically but never gets off the ground. And something about using a holocaust survivor as a plot device in something this inconsequential didn't sit well with me. Apologies to the "Nostalgia Squad."
na bloodrainbow
75
T6
na Mateushs
80
T8
na M.Robitussin
70
T3
Movie's fuckin' ridiculous.
na Ryanscoomer
70
T7
na Bok dong
12
T2
na Corganist
87
T10
na bearjazz
90
T9
na gackt
60
T3
na MarlboroMob
83
T7
na magicmunke1
71
T4
na ggg
60
T3
na mellowthello
65
T5
na slaya44
60
T6
na comanchex
51
T2
na gerudo
9
T10
My rating is 100% nostalgia based. My cynical adult self would probably hate it and go off about how unrealistic a child's movie about werewolf balls is.
na givethanks
19
T2
na Grouchy
80
T4
na frankswild
65
T5
na mattnawrocki
80
T8
na Katya
75
T7
na jonnykungfu
55
T4
na anime salve
85
T5
na recklessmess
76
T6
This movie gave us the all time classic, "Kick him in the nards!" I'm not quite sure if he had a speech impediment or if he really meant it, but whatever.
na Darko
65
T6
Good Movie
na Henrik
70
T6
Dracula to 5 year old girl: "Give me the amulet, you bitch". A bit silly, even amateurish, at times, but Shane Black's wicked script makes it good, clean fun.
na DougCollins
70
T2
na mark83
3
T1
As a kid, it was one of my favorite movies. Now, it's hard to deny how much a product of its era this is. The '80s really did spawn a lot of shit.
na ZapperLife
33
T3
na cengizermis
70
T5
na JohnnyHarker
7
T7
na Zeno
74
T5
na LordBeefJerk
70
T7
na Upton
20
T1
na methad1
85
T8
Ace film for it's time. Ranks up high along with The Goonies.
na rorybhoy1888
85
T4
na bmmello
61
T2
na SeanBerndorff
50
T4
Promissing beginning. Moderate fun.
na Qwiglee
80
T4
na brianrobot
4
T7
na rickyafraid
85
T8
na CHOICECOD
75
T5
na oneohh
73
T5
na brendoman
89
T6
na hellboy76
65
T6
I loved this movie when it came out when I was eleven. Upon rewatch it is obviously less awesome, but still surprising good. Despite being incredibly locked into the 80's it was a refreshing look at kids acting a little more like kids than in most films of that period. Wolfman has nards indeed.
na JJ1986
60
T6
na themadelf66
85
T9
na princemuchao
67
T5
na avgcrtckr
58
T5
na ribcage
79
T7
na LiQuid3600
60
T6
na leeloo
55
T3
na filmcricket
49
T4
na RapeyVessey
77
T8
Repesents everything great about the 80s. Also clarifies what would happen if you explode a werewolf.
na ratedargh
75
T6
na Jestmen
90
T10
na KeanuGrieves
76
T6
na Bravopunk
75
T2
na zsanford44
65
T2
na IMDb-byvotes
69
T5
na SpaceEcho
55
T4
na hazelhawks
40
T2
na tedrock
100
T10
na exolstice
82
T7
na magnoliakid
91
T5
na Winiferd69
80
T8
na leg0128
75
T5
na Lagavulin
70
T4
na Frontalot
56
T3
na Cantstopdrew
73
T6
na foxie4
70
T8
na mondoman
75
T7
na Skrewtape
64
T4
na pavementSAW
80
T5
na hellsditch
84
T9
This movie made me want to WEEP, it was so great. Saw it many, many years ago as a young, monster-loving lad and just recently gave it another whirl at the age of 31. I literally could not wipe the smile off my face. It has huge, gaping plot holes galore, but it also has all the classic monsters, pre-PC 13-year-olds taking the piss and a 5-year-old girl calling her big bro "chickenshit", all in 86 crisp, unpatronizing and sometimes bloody minutes. God I loved this. Better than The Goonies!
na elmakebabi
35
T2
na p00q
85
T9
na superkell89
50
T2
na mertagabey
75
T8
na LanceRomance
52
T3
na sweevo
95
T10
na loucypher
80
T9
na viniciusjn
76
T5
na St. Gloede
45
T1
na ari
51
T4
na Carpetgiant
80
T5
na Jerky
75
T10
Loved it as a kid......still like it now
na CMQuinn
100
T10
na gbastos
66
T7
na SNAKEFOOD89
77
T2
na wtfmates
84
T5
na Zenmidnight
84
T5
na graveyardtan
95
T10
na cusakfehn
1
T6
na MingusDew
65
T5
na tollwutig
77
T7
na jcdracula
1
T5
na Tomohhh824
60
T4
na RDP
85
T9
na GarethD
75
T5
na tinythedogg
90
T10
na Pingy
89
T7
na shundaroni
100
T10
na b0ger
73
T8
na Ironf
90
T9
na Faderaven
40
T2
na DrPhibes
80
T6
na BBBD
94
T10
na jx820
70
T5
na Severian
25
T1
na HP_Buttcraft
66
T5
na klar
90
T5
na mastadon
90
T10
na jonjj7
55
T3
na KombatRock
76
T6
na onegin3000
90
T10
na mike615
73
T8
na soia1979
80
T9
na wcsae
90
T10
na setzerlock
85
T5
na alive75
34
T3
na buswasher
100
T9
na saucyjack
70
T5
Looking through the lens of nostalgia, I viciously defend this film. However, removing that lens, I would say that it is merely a very good children's film and an entertaining one for adults. The action on display, along with the vulgar language, could frankly never be put in another children's film in this day and age. Shane Black, the writer of such great action films as Lethal Weapon and the recent Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang, got one of his first screenwriting jobs from friend Fred Dekker.
na aarona1c
20
T2
na jxc0207
55
T1
na st_fly
34
T4
ok
na Cibalo
30
T1
na Criminal5
60
T3
Man, I haven't seen this in a loooong time, but I do remember really liking it when I was a kid, even though my memories of the movie itself are really spotty and vague. A pretty fun concept for kids and pulled off in an effective and enjoyable manner.
na casie
86
T10
na Idioteck
57
T2
na EvilShoe
75
T7
na Bemis
87
T6
na danowen
65
T7
na Virus_Omega
55
T3
na Boobjuice
90
T10
You know, I don't give "The Monster Squad" a high score because of a weepy sense of nostalgia that overwhelms me when I'm reminded of my favorite childhood film... "Monster Squad" was the "Citizen Kane" of the 80's! It has everything you could want in a movie: monsters, squads, a scary German guy. Most importantly, it's the story of the young boy inside ALL of us who uses the power of the amulet for GOOD and endeavors to save the world from Dracula's megalomania. Our name.. IS HORACE.
na TroyAnderson
82
T9
na loserville
82
T9
na shadowane
65
T3
na CrazyJim9380
98
T10
na Landon
50
T5
na Madstone
80
T3
na joseywales
70
T6
na zeus1979
70
T4
na HOUND16
75
T5
na Stain
100
T10
Terrific. A monster movie, yet sweet and innocent somehow. I was exactly the kind of kid when I was a boy that the heroes of this movie are
na Scarface
75
T8
na nilkynarfy
60
T5
"Wolfman don't have nards" Stupid fun for the kiddies.
na gtrmp
70
T5
na Watashi
70
T6
na abdah
56
T5
na spamminator
70
T7
na jimmynmu
75
T7
na pandyman
65
T5
na postmodifier
65
T5
na jenniferever
75
T5
na TheMike
90
T8
na ARBK2
88
T7
na DeathSurge
55
T4
na TripleSH
78
T7
Classic 80's fare, but not starring any of your classic 80's stars. If the Goonies met classic black and white horror and it was turned into a comedy, you would have The Monster Squad. While it sounds ridiculous, this works, and works extremely well.
na fletch
75
T7
na gelfling
80
T2
na rhinderman
92
T10
na peekay505
67
T7
na svicciarelli
85
T6
I love this movie - used to watch it all the time as a kid. It scared me, made me laugh, and left an impression on me.
na anjinash
50
T2
na madiso
60
T7
na Kain424
90
T9
na servetsuvari
50
T2
na MBBinger
95
T10
Kick em' in the nards!
na rb42083
85
T9
na thefog1331
89
T9
na Dellamorte81
80
T3
na cult_of_same
40
T5
Childhood favourite.
na thebleurose
80
T6
na Jack Boom
80
T6
One of my favorite flicks when I was a kid, it still holds a lot of nostalgic value for me. Basically a horror version of The Goonies, only better.
na Sissy Boy
55
T5
na irvinejump
5
T1
See what happens if you DON'T say no to drugs???
na Freder
60
T5
Extremely silly, but quite a bit of fun. Compare it to VAN HELSING: both just want to be kickin' homages to the Universal Monsters. Both are poorly directed (Dekker has more enthusiasm than skill, Somers has more ego than skill). Both are right off the wall. But this one is everything that VAN HELSING wants to be and isn't. VAN HELSING cost the world to make and is a load of rubbish -- but THE MONSTER SQUAD was made on the cheap and I'd gladly watch it again.
na Zoltan
55
T3
na Jeb
75
T6
na NoSex
90
T9
na The Gulager
79
T8
na seyfettin
80
T8
na gonzalo
5
T2
na D-Rock
80
T6
na Arithaniel
8
T9
An adventure with movie monsters that ends up comically.
na Elysium
1
T6
na gellner
25
T2
Hilariously bad.
na jeff_h
75
T7
na jmsenise
80
T7
na RealMacgyver
80
T7
na TJ Ximenez
60
T4
na JaJunk
84
T7
na Weafdog
29
T2
na The Bishop
75
T4
na haraksha
50
T3
na Sunsplitter
50
T5
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