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The Pirates! Band of Misfits (2012)
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Summary: Pirate Captain sets out on a mission to defeat his rivals Black Bellamy and Cutlass Liz for the Pirate of the year Award. The quest takes Captain and his crew from the shores of Blood Island to the foggy streets of Victorian London. (imdb)
AKA: Pirates! In an Adventure with Scientists! , The
Country: UK, USA
Directed By: Peter Lord, Jeff Newitt
Written By: Gideon Defoe
More information at the Internet Movie Database
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na chiphall72
79
T8
na Nift
69
T4
na canadianor
55
T4
Aardman has the reputation of Pixar when it comes to stop-motion animation. Everything they do has such detail, while still maintaining their specific style. 'The Pirates! Band of Misfits' is no different. However, if we're making comparisons to Pixar, 'The Pirates!' would have to be 'Cars'. It's good, but there's just something missing to make it excellent. The plot leaves something to be desired. It never really gets going while still feeling a little long. Still fun though with some laughs.
na mlightle3
90
T9
So funny! So many great offhand jokes and unexpected sight gags!
na monyk
92
T10
na guzintekes
60
T6
na strugart
70
T6
na intheboolite
70
T6
na numbersix_99
65
T6
na Bunken
70
T7
The "you look like you're related"-line with darwin and the monkey did it all... A clever and charming comedy that suffers from a somewhat misplaced cast of voices and a story that surrounds the annoying bird two god damn much...
na halkas
55
T5
na movienerd83
82
T5
na bkmaydom
53
T4
na KINGOFLIMBS
84
T7
na zdot
90
T5
na wetwillies
75
T3
Liked it well enough. Some gorgeous animation and very funny moments, especially the sight gag of the monkey and his index cards.
na ShogunRua
65
T7
Unlike the amazing Wallace and Gromit series, this is more a film for kids. Still, it's amusing enough, with a fast pace, lighthearted silliness, and original, funny characters. I liked the historical anachronisms, especially Queen Victoria being given the personality of Gengis Khan! Door number 2 of the science competition was hysterical. The lone sour note was Piven's pathetic performance as Black Bellamy, completely taking me out of the picture. Otherwise, it's a solid, entertaining movie.
na darkwave1062
99
T9
na stokehusk
60
T6
na redpatriot
71
T7
na lexwhitfield
70
T7
na Scarface
74
T7
na Zio
40
T3
The Pirates! is filled with an amazing voice cast and an eye for detail, but the humor starts to wear thin and doesn't reach the heights set by the studios previous films. Though there are some genuinely laugh out loud moments.
na Darbicus
45
T4
na filmcricket
69
T8
na bprosser10
4
T3
na lapcat01
72
T7
na IsaacFord
84
T5
na BugraK
75
T6
na RaymundLi
70
T7
A respectable and amusingly silly effort from Aardman that finds a great villain in the dodo-eating, bitchy Queen Victoria.
na redmdb
89
T7
na Zeron1x
90
T6
na Cuculiza
70
T6
Its sense of color and textures alone is worth the price of admission, but the characters and amusing plot development also serve for a plain good time.
na bercutio
40
T3
I appreciate the effort, but no laughs?
na IrishCassidy
60
T4
na Kerfoot32
30
T3
na dairylee
2
T3
na RetinaScan
80
T6
na sdiama
76
T9
na apolis
50
T2
na hyunwoo8521
86
T6
na AFlickering
5
T5
a breezy tide of comic riffs on a plunderless pirate's attempt to conquer self-esteem issues the wrong way, the wronger way and eventually the right way, this one's remarkably comfortable in its own skin, maintaining a perfect balance between homage and parody for the majority of its runtime. if it's ultimately too eager to please and simple-minded thematically, its unpretentious anarchy and daft wit is endearing and, as its protagonist comes to understand, allows it to make the best of itself.
na Langelund
70
T7
So it isn't Aardman's greatest adventure, but nevertheless still sufficiently cocky and charming to make its mark - and I for one can't help but love a children's film that find room for The Elephant Man!
na astrakhan
79
T7
Pirates is a highly accomplished animation film, packed with visual detail; myriad gags historical to absurd, throwaway to in-your-face; and fast-paced adventure antics taking us all the way from the Pacific to London. And yet despite all that, it somehow feels a little rushed, lacking in heart; a movie that ticks so many boxes and is so polished, that a commercial cloud is cast over all the quirky creative genius that has been poured into it. How this happened I do not know. Still good though!
na exolstice
79
T6
na ZimpanX
66
T4
na bktan
82
T9
na PurpleCow17
70
T7
na laika
73
T6
na DirtyHarry
78
T5
na IlPara
60
T4
na JJ1986
70
T8
na felipelahm
64
T6
Better than any pirate movie we have seen with Johnny Depp, this animation has the clever touch of other -- and better -- Aardman features -- I guess I stopped laughing after 45 minutes or something --, but it's mostly an achievement that successfully combines claymation with digital 3D backgrounds.
na evrenuyanik
55
T5
na mandy
4
T2
Somewhat disappointing There is much better - funnier, cuter,more endearing Aardman characters and stories that I would have rather watched again. Soundtrack was good.
na djw263
65
T6
na woofat
70
T4
na becca_face
76
T7
na TheDude1973
75
T9
na Gergana
55
T4
na Solid Snake
72
T6
na corelist
78
T7
na Red_Falcon_
70
T5
Great characters, a fun and welled paced adventure and very well done stop-motion animation made this an enjoyable watch.
na jokevv
80
T8
na DougCollins
85
T6
na Mattam
62
T6
na xzf620
80
T4
na Choni
80
T5
na Gopherguy
74
T6
na RealMacgyver
70
T5
Not Aardman's best BUT lots of fun with a very strong ending. I have a feeling that repeat viewings would be rewarded with many easter eggs in the background. A fun romp that'll be popular with kids but besides little jokes in the background it doesn't offer TONS. It is great fun though and worth a watch.
na Xzlu
9
T9
na denial
80
T8
na MovieCrazy21
46
T4
na BramSterling
80
T7
I had a few minor quibbles with The Pirates!, for example its uninteresting score, uninspired performance by Imelda Staunton and the cliched personality of Number 2, but that shouldn't stop you from rushing to the theater to enjoy this hilarious film. A definite recommendation.
na fenixdown
74
T5
na Telemecus
50
T5
na jixby
70
T4
na pilnicket
50
T5
na steve5
80
T7
na waqar
60
T4
na Adalon
60
T5
na adrianavb
45
T4
Very boring and flopy script.
na partible
61
T3
na mostafah
65
T6
na zachheltzel
80
T7
na Malcym
60
T6
na Hamido
75
T8
na lazysounds
55
T2
na jborregana
81
T5
na jthusky
72
T7
Goofy, light and agreeable fun. It's clever, but not hilarious. Full of moments that brought on a smile or a single laugh, nothing that had me rolling on the floor. The characters are fun, though a little one-note. All things considered, while it's not Aardman's best, it's worth a watch.
na lucketu
65
T3
na jyt84
40
T3
na Matthulhu
85
T7
na forehead1
60
T7
Takes a good ten minutes or so to find its feet but once it hits its stride Pirates! is an amusing little Aardman adventure with some great one-liners and fantastic voice cast (particularly Hugh Grant, whose character's animation/script/delivery fit together perfectly). The story is pretty standard for the genre and considering its intended audience it predictably holds back on some of the humour, but it's easy-to-watch stuff that you don't regret spending your time on.
na strangelime
90
T8
na KMcNeil
7
T8
na Crispee
79
T5
Not quite up to Aardman's usual standards in my opinion but the characters are colourful, the animation is nice and flowing and the jokes are relatively amusing, not a bad way to spend your time.
na kafka1325
56
T5
na AAAutin
60
T8
na Komond
55
T4
na rmlueders
76
T4
Well, I didn't laugh my booty off but I did enjoy this little animated film. This movie probably won't get my vote for best animated film for the Oscars but it was a really beautiful movie. I thought that the Queen being the bad guy was a good choice. I also was really surprised to see Charles Darwin as one of the main characters. The voice acting was done well and the jokes were really well timed and quite British with their excellent dry wit.
na burkayadalig
78
T6
I normally dont like stopmotion, but this one is definitely an exception... clever and funny script, well developed characters, Charles Darwin and Queen Victoria as characters in a pirate movie... brilliant...
na spinapubica
70
T4
na filmaffinity
63
T6
na kristna184
53
T4
na Achk
4
T2
na bikehead
95
T7
na nothingtosay
80
T9
This film is rather under-rated (from where I have seen) for its funny and subtle wittiness without boarderline embarassing humour. It might take a bit for those who are used to clean-cut and outright laughter to realize the 'oh!' funny a few seconds after the fact, but the entire film is completely worth the time to watch and enjoy.
na Henrik
65
T5
na WuGambino
80
T8
na Prism
68
T4
na nothing
55
T3
na mynameisdoug
80
T7
na wokhedinn
70
T7
More great stop-motion claymation from Peter Lord, this time adapting the hilarious book The Pirates! in an Adventure with Science. Per usual the writing is great, the characters are well developed, and you're sure to laugh out lad a dozen or so times at least. Any fan of British humor or claymation owes it to themselves to watch this.
na adomhoar
98
T8
na methad1
70
T5
na FakeIdentity
70
T7
na SirRobbie
70
T6
na MinuteMaker
80
T3
Misses Aardman's usually ridiculously high mark in every department except perhaps visuals, with only a smattering of laughs and a plot closer to a third-rate kids' movie dressed up as an Aardman effort. The ridiculous cast a studio of that stature can assemble helps, but not enough.
na Alyne
63
T4
na alek200
50
T2
na Wezzo
84
T6
Not as strong as Arthur Christmas or Wallace & Gromit, but nevertheless a solid entry into the Aardman canon with a decent stream of jokes and some standout sequences
na childofbodom
76
T8
na riseoffall
65
T6
na krf7
65
T5
na cambelboy
63
T4
na Marcastro
70
T3
na lepidoptera
80
T6
na schnofel
74
T9
na kino.dk
43
T8
na NhanLa
55
T3
na gregmnewman
60
T2
na kastenm
68
T5
na nickv
65
T6
na luke9
65
T6
na chiefg
70
T6
na captainjazz
80
T7
na Peter_Pain
67
T4
na Superargo
44
T3
Most kids' movies today have at least a little bit of pep to them, and this one's no exception. It means well. Unfortunately, it's a little limp, a little off-key, and more than a little unsatisfying. Basically, it's quaint--with both the good and bad connotations that term carries.
na GBREIS
100
T9
na hubies
72
T6
na JLFM
85
T9
There are so many sight gags that a second or even third viewing may be necessary to catch them all.
na optional
7
T8
na walkearth
60
T7
na wonbin
53
T7
na lostty
70
T3
na frederic_g54
65
T4
With films like Wallace & Gromit and Chicken Run, Aardman has pretty much sat at the forefront of stop-motion animation for the last decade. Unfortunately, Pirates! doesn't call up the wonderfully detailed setting and biting humor of their previous efforts, with its kid-friendliness having elicited a few well-earned chuckles rather than a slew of hearty laughs. Jeremy Piven voicing a pirate has also got to be one of worst casting decisions in recent years.
na DePalma
65
T7
na ifragment
71
T5
na chmul_cr0n
74
T7
Funny stuff. Gotta love the attention to detail. Makes you even wanna watch the end credits. :D
na mike.snyder
85
T6
na donkeyjelly
71
T5
na pristina
100
T10
na daisylegs
85
T8
na ZapperLife
12
T1
na kkarsan
51
T3
na gabitheizen
85
T7
na shogunadam
85
T6
na aney
51
T6
na Dalboz
70
T5
Not sure what to say about this. No, seriously, I really don't know what to say. This movie is targeted pretty squarely at kids, so I'm probably not being fair. It's relatively harmless, but there's not much to like or dislike. It's just there. I mean, you can't really even hate the movie, or fault it much except for the rather inappropriate music. And that makes it boring. Ultimately, I walked away feeling like it was a movie that didn't need to be made.
na Kavu
65
T5
The story is mainly aimed at children, but the execution is good.
na DGblackz
75
T5
na Jarmann
75
T6
na gaddark
62
T3
na Yeboah
66
T5
na mecheng
73
T6
na cminferno
74
T5
na jeff_v
63
T4
na strscrm
61
T4
na Cinemafan91
74
T6
na The Goat
36
T3
na Audrius
7
T8
na Meta Critic
73
T9
na sakuragirl
75
T7
na bloke
70
T6
na pmpfe
80
T5
na Gordon Cole
81
T8
na Vesey
85
T8
What really made the film for me was the thoroughly absurd yet cohesive world it was set in. Even the smallest of characters have a back story you can sense. And the humor, which is genuinely zany without being just randomness, exists within every beautifully animated background. It is Aardman's least mature and least heartwarming but I look forward to seeing it again.
na seingia
87
T6
na wrigoo
65
T2
na stuie299
80
T7
Great a attention to detail with subtle bits of humor everywhere. If only the storyline could match. Wasn't horrible but wasn't as carefully constructed as Wallace and Gromit usually is. Still it does a great job of appealing to both kids and adults. Its definitely able to compete with the lackluster offering of kids movies that have been released lately (gotta get back in winning form Pixar or you could be dethroned).
na Vmfs
7
T6
na MedCityFlix
80
T7
na DougieD
40
T1
Technically impressive with lovely animation, but ultimately a bore due to a predictable and unimaginative script. Completely lacking in the creativity of Aardman greats such as Chicken Run and Wallace & Gromit.
na jjackson80
59
T6
na ecalder
46
T2
na jamesford
83
T5
na cumshot_
65
T2
na indifferenti
8
T6
na pietias231
50
T2
na Amnion
80
T3
na Whiggles
8
T8
na xacviant
75
T4
From the opening scenes, it's clear why THE PIRATES! is not the blast it should be: not only are too many of the jokes limp, but the timing is frequently off (the editing is not too great), and the story itself is generic and predictable, so the film fails to really catch fire. But there's still a lot to recommend here: solid voice acting, a number of great gags (the Elephant Man romances Jane Austen), and Aardman's lovely animation. Worthy as lightweight entertainment, but a definite letdown.
na bodomite
85
T2
na danowen
60
T5
na Bryan C.
80
T6
na PaRaNoYa7
59
T5
na WalkenRoll
75
T7
Very entertaining, harmless fun. Couldn't have asked for more, really. It is what it is, nothing more.
na DavidB
78
T9
na Achayan
37
T1
I am letting this movie inch close to the 40 mark because of the few funny moments it had. With animation films there is that freedom that has to be explored. There is nothing overly imaginative which one has come to expect of this genre. A movie to watch on a day when nothing great is required from the movie.
na robbie3012
45
T3
na Ixtiandur
60
T4
na Onxapu
55
T3
na pjdevitt
84
T7
na onuryilyang
60
T4
na omglol
60
T4
na IMDb-byvotes
70
T6
na LouisMazzini
73
T6
na dzejson
64
T5
na DBibby
82
T8
na ichibansan
75
T5
na Pumpernikiel
70
T5
na rodbegbie
80
T7
na Thf
65
T3
na jksterup
85
T6
na capodelnulla
58
T3
na zae
45
T2
This should be my type of humor, but it's too fluffy, harmless, and just plain lazy. Great soundtrack, though.
na cdub12
59
T3
na Ani
65
T3
na SirStuckey
65
T5
Leave it to the British to come out with a movie about pirates 5 years after the fad of liking them is over. I can't wait to see their take on zombies and vampires in 2018.
na Positive Jon
80
T6
na dmeband
80
T6
na Bene
76
T6
na freeipods
46
T3
na hotdishtv
74
T1
na OkkCoCa
71
T7
I have to admit I was completely entertained! The jokes are absurd, sometimes loud and simple, sometimes dry and fleetingly subtle. The voice acting, bar the out of place Piven, is brilliant, with Grant the star and Blessed perfect as the Pirate King! It felt very much as if the whole movie was largely targetted at and made for UK based audiences, which is not something you see too often in movies hoping make money in US. Vicky made for a great villian too.
na stoker
60
T6
na domv
67
T5
na whitelighter
64
T6
na ellinikos
75
T7
It's a film that gets by largely on the strength of its little asides rather than the main thrust of the narrative (which, unfortunately, is pretty weak, if surprisingly charming in parts). That said, it's not a bad film, and the goofball fantasy elements and impressive voice cast (particularly Martin Freeman) make for a decently entertaining hour and a half.
na nauru
18
T2
The visuals are pretty decent, but the story and comedy are horrible. Not a single actual laugh in the whole film; just one chuckle and the rest of the gags fall completely flat. The filmmakers seem to be trying too way hard to be clever and funny, and it wrecks this movie.
na SNAKEFOOD89
84
T8
na kark
52
T5
na dacruz
65
T7
na harter
20
T2
na tranquillity
76
T5
na Lobo_Lopez
45
T2
na mtarvus
50
T5
na Flo2233
77
T4
na jxh112
40
T4
na Jonnyd88
1
T2
na goatboy496
66
T3
na Ram0n
77
T8
na sharkeyj1
100
T6
na korbenPL
47
T6
na fletch
75
T7
na Mohammad
76
T6
na philivan
48
T3
na AVclub
8
T7
na numan
69
T4
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