I was going to describe this as laughably bad, but then I realised it doesn't even qualify as one of those movies that are so bad they're actually quite funny. Just every single aspect of the film is lousy, from the story, to the acting, to the camera-work... everything. I can understand why some notoriously bad films become cult classics, but this (80% on RT!) is just abysmal.

"Despite the tongue-in-cheekiness of the overall product, Reeves noticeably eschews grandiose gore, instead punctuating (very dry) stretches of exposition and interaction with galling brutality." - Joseph Jon Lanthier