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The Spy Next Door (2010)

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Summary: Former CIA spy Bob Ho (Chan) takes on his toughest assignment to date: looking after his girlfriend's three kids, who haven't exactly warmed to their mom's beau. And when one of the youngsters accidentally downloads a top-secret formula, Bob's longtime nemesis, a Russian terrorist, pays a visit to the family. (imdb)
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Directed By: Brian Levant
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TCI User Score
na DelToro
50
T4
na OiPaulOi
25
T1
na dst7175
38
T3
na lostinlodos
80
T8
na mostafah
50
T3
na bench635
60
T4
na NRM01
46
T3
na MAMETR
45
T1
na gaussndahaus
20
T1
na empire434
37
T2
na roger1
87
T5
na hayat_1
74
T5
na DougCollins
85
T6
na inezco
35
T1
na MrGoogle
25
T1
na Lepuppy7
7
T8
Perhaps a stupid plot, but it is wonderful in that it is a recent Jackie Chan movie where he clearly actualy does the stunts instead of just using computer graphics!
na selcukcuk
50
T1
na Jpobst
74
T4
na Beej
50
T2
na ILoveAsh09
1
T6
na Hopscotch
68
T4
It was nice, and Jackie is always cool.
na jasonseals
72
T7
na Aceballin
4
T1
na sandri
75
T3
say what you will, I simply like Jackie Chan!
na tedrock
0
T1
na magnoliakid
65
T1
na koteo
62
T2
na Da Govna
80
T7
na sally
65
T2
na cameron326
45
T1
na hajikarimi
88
T4
na Hoodar
65
T3
na d2038
60
T2
na violetta
83
T4
na inveniamviam
60
T2
na zalchy007
82
T5
na MovieCrazy21
48
T4
na evaton
45
T2
na filmaffinity
43
T1
na hellboy_2fun
75
T6
na kasiak
70
T4
na Alyne
52
T3
na chmul_cr0n
35
T1
na retsxlif
46
T2
na Mr.Ocean
30
T1
na cyhnqcl
56
T2
na bakcheia
0
T1
na N_L_HUCK
64
T2
na xcbarnes
40
T1
na ten
6
T1
na sirphibes
53
T1
na alkanbey
5
T1
na DrewTheDude
20
T2
na ivorydroid
20
T2
na OziiX
55
T1
na Tripwyre
5
T1
I never thought I'd see a 2010 movie worse than Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland, but here we are. You see, I was collapsed on the couch, this was on, and the remote control was so far away. After the initial pain subsided and my senses were officially numb, there was something oddly watchable about how astoundingly bad the movie is. I want to single out the kids, but really all of the acting in this is terrible. All 5 points are for the juvenile giggles I got when people call Jackie "Agent Ho".
na Aspire
91
T5
na robincrama
45
T1
na Meta Critic
27
T1
na hadimbj
30
T1
na stevyd
87
T9
na gaddark
20
T1
na rafa_livrari
60
T3
na imcn100
19
T1
na gvrck
81
T3
na mattador
30
T1
na Bacchanalian
22
T1
na ResIpsa
18
T1
na angusyoung11
84
T4
na clydeburke
5
T1
na tielardurdin
56
T2
na icanuck
55
T1
na medrec
1
T1
na MovieMan
30
T2
The makers of The Spy Next Door should give 50 percent of their profits to James Cameron for ripping off "True Lies." Let's see, what's 50 percent of nothing?
na imdb
53
T3
na SpokoWap
30
T1
Nudne i wyswiechtane.
na mattmarky
45
T2
na gbasterfield
45
T1
na rottentomat
12
T1
na gojja
30
T1
It sucks. The acting sucks and the characters sucks. The story is really predictable and family oriented. It's half painful but if you put your mind to it it might offer you a bit of escapism.
na CH866
25
T1
na manonwire
10
T2
na jordanlige
100
T6
na RT2010andon
12
T1
Lacking a script funny enough to cover up for Jackie Chan's fading physical gifts, The Spy Next Door fails on every conceivable level
na waqax
39
T1
na spleen
8
T1
Secret Asian Man! Awkward...just awkward.
na Architeutis
60
T2
na lanfor
0
T1
na chelmycity
65
T4
na mayo
60
T4
na omekotitel
30
T1
na pietias231
10
T1
na kurtz_xo
16
T1
I was coerced into watching this. For anyone who had to undergo the same experience, you have my deepest sympathies.. really bad movie.
na Bigbeezer
75
T7
na Crazy Jack
15
T1
na Sentry04
53
T2
na sdiama
15
T2
na KingKongBong
69
T2
na madiso
35
T1
na corruptelite
27
T2
na samrika123
62
T4
na Sacit
40
T1
na MCR
27
T1
na Peter_Pain
40
T1
na corley
45
T2
na Deniz
30
T1
na westborn
23
T2
na siahvasch
20
T1
na Yurdis
75
T7
na egleland
70
T3
na eposus
55
T3
na sceptre_777
40
T2
na LesterGroans
15
T1
na patrice
40
T3
na orangezen
70
T6
na eksero
33
T1
na SlantMag
0
T1
"Following in Mr. Nanny and The Pacifier's turgid footsteps, Brian Levant's film mushifies Chan into a comedic parody of his rock-'em-sock-'em big-screen persona." - Nick Schager
na ManInBlack
5
T2
na Joelius
32
T5
I hate when kids overcome the bad guys but it wasn't bad in many other senses.
na laurajs
70
T2
na aselonen
30
T1
na low_k0
40
T1
na Only_Sony
54
T5
na alek200
60
T4
na arielle
15
T1
na v_k
65
T3
na mindheart
5
T4
na lvlr
11
T7
This was like Jackie Chan's "Pacifier" not quiet as good, a little bit more corny, but it has similarities.
na Asgarth
0
T1
na Svinet
15
T1
na BadBoy
25
T1
not want to see Jackie Chan in like these movies.
na Newkid
34
T1
Action comedy about an undercover spy who winds up minding his girlfriend's three children and then must protect them from his archenemy, a Russian terrorist. The stunts are a mild highlight in Jackie Chan's ultra-predictable family comedy... Chan's traditional gag reel that rolls with the final credits offers the most entertainment.
na cranky
64
T5
Predictable but also really funny in few moments. The kids are ok, especially the youngest one...
na duman
0
T1
na whitelighter
62
T5
na OsirisDunmer
10
T3
na Darko
5
T1
crap
na IMDb-byvotes
52
T1
na vinoduv
90
T8
na andreno
50
T3
na filmcricket
23
T1
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