There's two big red flags. One, it's a portmanteau film, which usually means stories that feel tossed off. None of the stories are particularly interesting. The second is the most entertaining, with the best performances. The first is instantly forgettable, and the third includes a ridiculous character transformation. And two, a star-packed cast. There's a law of diminishing returns with big-name actors. Pretty much everyone here is phoning it in. Overall, just a drab and unremarkable film.

Bland and unsatisfying throughout. Not a single one of the stars involved gets to do anything memorable.