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Them (2006)

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Summary: Lucas and Clementine live in an isolated house in the suburbs of Bucharest. She is a French Professor, he is a novelist and together they live a peaceful existence. Then one night, all goes wrong. The rain rages against there house. The phone keeps ringing, the voices on the other end of the line are unintelligible. The couple are no longer alone...the nightmare begins...it is them. (Mars Distribution)
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AKA: Ils
Country: France, Romania
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na SlantMag
20
T5
"One of the least understood movie monsters is the pronoun." - Ed Gonzalez
na KEzzAP
75
T6
na St. Gloede
81
T6
na frenchtail59
82
T5
na lebnof
57
T5
na macumbalove
50
T6
na abesempire
85
T5
na monkeytennis
9
T9
na TheDenizen
35
T2
*SPOILER WARNING* I'm going to spoil the hell out of this piece of shit, so if you don't want to know, don't read it. A couple lives in a big old house in the country and one night they get killed for no reason. This flick is reasonably well made, and it makes somewhat effective use of darkness and sound effects to create a tense and creepy mood. However, it turns out that the deadly assailants who terrorized them the whole time are children. CHILDREN! Fuck that. Stupidest ending ever.
na catfacer
40
T4
i think... i was expecting something else.
na ok292
73
T5
na Dreamer
72
T4
na CMQuinn
90
T10
na cbennett
30
T1
na multani123
85
T9
na p00q
80
T8
na mightysparks
70
T8
na edizliv
60
T4
na DeazMoviez
65
T4
na valmeade
55
T2
Leaves the viewer feeling like he just played a very finely-crafted and very creepy survival-horror video game... and lost.
na reeses87
70
T4
na Rumplesink
70
T6
na tankut
60
T4
na LordBeefJerk
80
T9
na jdnolla
98
T10
na sweevo
75
T4
na Astrophizz
60
T5
A preview of what would come from French home invasion horror.
na Murderface
65
T5
na chown
0
T2
na darthfrede
70
T6
na billkerwin
70
T2
Nice French couple living in a rambling country house outside Bucharest is menaced by faceless assailants. This is a well-paced film, directed with taste and restraint, but it lacks both flair and originality.
na jhmee8
70
T4
na destruction
75
T5
na calinki
70
T4
na carpuzz
66
T5
na FrankHowley
40
T1
na Lagavulin
72
T5
na zurrenarh
68
T6
na lolikiller
40
T2
na aney
42
T5
I liked the cinematography, the acting was OK, but the story was just ''blah'' ... it could have been much better.
na Blevo
66
T4
na MadcapLaughs
46
T2
Certainly very flawed - the opening eight minutes add nothing to the film, it doesn't give you enough to chew on for the half hour before the main horror starts, some of the attempts at scaring you are a bit rubbish, blinking lights at one point serve more to annoy than ramp up tension, the characters aren't desperately smart - but overall I found it perfectly serviceable little horror film. I could probably be harsher on it but it was completely inoffensive, watchable, forgettable stuff.
na cloque
6
T4
na WoozyB
30
T1
It started fair enough, but the sheer ludicrousness of the situations and the unlikeable couple were so offputting. The filming was actually competent and looked nice enough, but as far as any suspense/horror movies go, it ruined its own consistency and logic, especially with the reveal at the end. God, what a dumb movie.
na BugraK
70
T3
na edkrak
30
T2
na cranky
65
T5
na stubar
89
T7
na otekiadam
50
T2
na x@nder
40
T2
na sexydeadstar
100
T9
na laika
71
T6
na mattnawrocki
75
T6
na Katya
70
T6
na sagethekun
8
T6
na mertagabey
55
T5
na micmac•
66
T5
na MarcosNeves
70
T5
na IMDb-byvotes
66
T4
na Cuculiza
55
T4
na Tomisnever
82
T6
na hannabelle88
90
T10
na jondb
82
T5
na gemtea
81
T6
na avgcrtckr
52
T4
na killersmalls
80
T7
na alexandrsaar
75
T6
na cory.nowacky
81
T7
na lazyperson
60
T4
na vmboudreau
55
T4
na Yours Truly
58
T6
na kayheartbeat
70
T7
na bedirhankara
74
T7
na AshenLight
87
T7
na dewall
71
T6
na dusticus
90
T7
na GodlessNoble
70
T6
na majikat
70
T2
na tatasonne
83
T6
na sophie
50
T3
Slow in the beginning and quite French but worth a watch.
na Gordon Cole
63
T5
na fehham
58
T1
na domys
30
T2
na barisius
69
T3
na svenerik
75
T5
na AAAutin
57
T7
na deadsloth
71
T3
na vencha
80
T6
na Alex Porcina
40
T4
na sharpcool
64
T4
It has problems. Characters don't answer questions, like: "Did you hear that noise?" He doesn't say "what noise?" Why? I don't know, apparently you're not allowed to answer and have a conversation about it in horror movies. People walk through the house at an excruciatingly slow pace. People don't carry a weapon when approaching a potential intruder. The acting of the first teen girl was inexcusable. Besides all that, I enjoyed it because the tension and dread was well done. I became immersed.
na Henrik
60
T4
In the first half it basically goes like this: "Did you hear that?" "What?"...(silence)...(loud noise) "Aaarh!" The terrors are too formularic, often opting for the 'strange sounds-'effect or 'creepy silence broken by sudden loud noise'-effect, and thus the horror never creeps truly under your skin. The last half hour has some nightmarish feel to it but way too little too late.
na stojke.igor
0
T1
na boop
54
T5
na TnS
60
T4
na Msoada
56
T3
na kyussj
50
T3
na ledcollector
94
T10
na ScareMePls
88
T6
na darkman
60
T3
na JohnnyHarker
7
T7
na brianrobot
3
T5
na iyisinek
72
T6
tinerci cocuklar, psikopat cocuklar, evli cift, evde rehin kalmak, karanlik, tünelde kacis, orman, kacma kovalama, gercek bir hikaye, romanya, fransiz okulu (romanyada ögretmenlik yapan kadin ve esinin evine bir gece birileri girer. kadin ve esine saldiranlar onlari yaralar. cift evden kacip ormanda kosmaya baslar. adam bacagindan yaralidir. kadin bir tünele iner. orada da saldiri devam eder. son on dakikada heyecan artiyor oraya kadar pek canli bir hikaye yok. fena degil)
na JohnSandwich
55
T4
It was okay
na bloodsome
81
T7
na LordofDance
25
T2
na TenSpades
60
T2
na vheujge
50
T4
na atreides
80
T4
na jonnykungfu
70
T6
na tattoo
68
T5
na thefriedone
60
T5
na Infenso
70
T6
na KTeth
85
T4
na NRM03
57
T4
na ratso
80
T4
na exoplanett
90
T5
This is probably one of the most tense films I've watched in a while. From the moment the film begins, it is already making the viewer panic. That opening scene has to be the most well shot opening horror scenes ever. Although the films weakest point is probably the plot. It claims that is based on actual events, and it seems to give some pretty realistic facts, but you never know these days with the whole "based" on actual events. But the weak plot does not at all poison the film whatsoever.
na bof
78
T8
na bizarre_eye
82
T8
na flund
5
T1
na Darko
65
T6
Good Movie
na Recep Akol
65
T6
na Not-the-One
2
T2
na Meta Critic
60
T6
na inferi
83
T5
na sjostrand
57
T7
na komois
80
T8
na NoSex
75
T6
na chemical404
53
T5
na Jyan
81
T6
na HKi
36
T1
na dzejson
65
T5
na mita
80
T5
na Kartoffeln!
85
T7
na SmooveJ
64
T2
na Indicam
75
T8
na NathanDarko
90
T8
na seyfettin
85
T9
na MrsEmmaPeel
80
T7
na jaquex
75
T4
na Shmendrek
3
T6
Conceptually, I'm completely in love with this film, and for the first 45 minutes, it was everything I had hoped it would be: a tense, disturbing home-invasion thriller. But when the action moves to the exterior my interest started to wane, culminating in the revelation of "their" identity. Why did the film do that? I was so much more engaged when I didn't know who "they" were. I would have gladly finished the movie having never found out. Something about a faceless threat is always creepier.
na Optimus_mike
75
T6
na msutton
78
T6
na brandonpcv
83
T9
na filmaffinity
53
T3
na stanthecaddy
76
T6
na aquasheep
75
T6
na Eruannele
60
T3
na gonzalo
7
T6
na poltergeist
66
T6
na DavidLynch
85
T9
na Hadleyreis
74
T7
na TJ Ximenez
85
T6
na djemba
55
T3
na Zeno
66
T1
na suz
90
T8
na SpokoWap
90
T10
na markkermode
1
T6
"A perfectly-fine stripped-down little horror movie and if you're not a hardcore horror fan you'll probably find some of it surprising."
na freakman
85
T8
na AKS
58
T3
na LennyNero
70
T7
na ebabil
73
T4
na MaxBaron
88
T7
na KMcNeil
55
T5
na ZombieBuffet
65
T7
na RNG
86
T9
na wcsae
75
T7
na oKoReli
82
T8
If you like survival horror, this is film for you.
na hashus
73
T6
na hehheh
2
T4
Irritating irrational-acting lead pair. Worth watching though, if you are a fan of horror that is done by sound effects and non-gore gut splashing.
na Beageal
54
T1
na tiamat
50
T1
na knyttelol
92
T9
Like blair witch but instead of screaming teens there is a normal french couple. LOTS of suspense, I almost couldnt bare some scenes.
na Haruko
63
T3
A bit long even when it was only 77 minutes! It is scary to wait what's behind the corner, but not when that's the only exightment in the movie. The movie is baised on a true story and it shows - real life horror is just not that horrific.
na symatak
5
T1
na wayofthegun
70
T5
na deadstick
75
T7
na hellsditch
74
T4
Somebody's a fan of the "Texas Chainsaw Massacre"! I dunno...it seems like I've seen a million of these movies already, and although it's technically well made (nicely photographed, good performances, quality suspense)...the whole enterprise just felt slight, and a tad flat. And there are enough of the tried and true horror cliches that had me rolling my eyes on at least a half dozen occassions.
na Killfast37
70
T5
na EarthlyAlien
70
T4
na Mire
40
T2
na autumnbreeze
66
T6
na jtb
50
T5
na Melangee
67
T3
na loserville
75
T8
na Mingus
1
T4
na balbobin
71
T4
na nikolaskejd
100
T6
na icromaholicx
75
T8
na horatio5
52
T6
na ManInBlack
7
T8
na Bravopunk
84
T8
na capitalist
40
T3
na 8raz
68
T5
na TheWhiteYeah
53
T3
na wtfmates
82
T4
na korbenPL
67
T9
na Barthalen
67
T5
Having been spoiled by intense home invasion horror like Martyrs and À l'intérieur, I could not help but be a little underwhelmed by this one. It doesn't rely on gore, which is good, but the tension ebbs away a bit too often.
na whitelighter
52
T1
na JMBosch
58
T3
Creates quite a bit of good tension, but the build up is very slow and too drawn out. When the attacks come, they're a little underwhelming. A lot of horror-by-numbers "doing-stupid-things" and "running through the house/attic/woods/sewers." After the reveal, the somewhat interesting "ambiguous, spooky intruders terrorizing with noise" angle became a much less interesting "betrayal of innocence" perspective that seemed to drop the ball.
na gackt
65
T5
na f-adam
60
T5
na skyreduction
85
T10
na donofthedead
88
T9
na Riptide0
79
T6
This is an amazing exercize in tension and subtle, ungory horror...right up until the final act where it becomes a fairly standard slasher film trying to convey a muddy moral. If you watch the first hour (?) it's fantastic. I think they just ran out of steam, which is a pity because this could've been a classic horror film.
na Prismatic
28
T1
na tinythedogg
70
T6
A very good French gem in suspense. A pleasant surprise where a movie like The strangers, Vacancy, movies like that came from. The two leads were excellent in their role and to see who the antagonists at the end are make this just a tad more creepier. Even the beginning with the mother and daughter really drags you into this, but the movie is very short, but to the point. Doesn't overdo things and the fact that this was based on a true story and then what one of the villains said, creepy.
na bearjazz
70
T4
na ScrumYummy
65
T5
na bullet06
72
T6
na Fran
35
T2
na Coheed
65
T5
na meltemaka
2
T2
na Mawazh
70
T5
na caiman
77
T6
na danielldb
70
T6
na Zygrunte
38
T2
na Hanky Panky
70
T6
na labballin24
70
T6
na weather
100
T10
na Mekka
70
T6
na filmcricket
54
T5
na muku25
55
T5
na slayerdoll
60
T4
na ricardo reis
26
T3
na Veterini
75
T5
na SoylentGreen
3
T6
na PennyLaneAF
70
T5
na Bruce
30
T1
na merve
60
T5
na jmankas
60
T3
na alzuke
64
T2
na imdb
66
T6
na mikebracken
80
T8
"No cheap scares, genuinely scary."
na jonas01radio
80
T6
na auritech
67
T6
na alsolikelife
1
T4
na Empire
4
T8
na Luna6ix
77
T6
if "the strangers" was a rip off of this movie they couldnt have gone more out of the way to omit every good part of this movie and expand on the bad parts. it's an all around good movie, got great horror action--and light, but not neglected--gore. my biggest complaint is that the end was pretty stupid, and a whole lot of bs--you'll agree once you see who "they" are.
na bobyang
65
T5
na Piglet
75
T9
na tomelce
25
T7
na Gladstone
4
T4
na mayabelle
0
T6
na xTraP
60
T3
na Manfy
80
T8
na filmgirl79
65
T5
na Akron
15
T1
na johnshaft
75
T6
na SqwashSilver
95
T5
na Corganist
78
T7
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