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Train (2008)

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Summary: In Europe, a group of American college athletes unknowingly board a train that will become one deadly ride. (imdb)
Country: USA
Directed By: Gideon Raff
Written By: Gideon Raff
More information at the Internet Movie Database
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na misterlizard
30
T4
Another dumb "Eastern Europeans are all torture-porn freaks" movie. Bunch of unlikeable kids get trapped in a silly situation based on a silly premise (an American college wrestling team off to compete in the Bumfuckistan championships? Really?) They die is a variety of nasty ways, you know the rest. No surprises, apart from the shock of Thora Birch ending up in such a trainwreck of a movie.
na Murravener
73
T4
Not a terrible film, but could've been fueled by a better plot. On the upside, the horror and gore is tremendously well done.
na uzi_si
65
T5
na jonfoto
85
T8
na mertagabey
10
T1
na comanchex
24
T1
na roger1
80
T3
na monikaacm
45
T2
na slayerdoll
45
T3
na visceroid
65
T5
na daisylegs
20
T3
na kamilinio
42
T1
na kayserili80
50
T2
na perplexetic
55
T6
na Alyne
78
T7
na xTraP
45
T1
na Zygrunte
60
T5
na Bruce
30
T1
na muutanet
3
T1
Poor, Thora. Can't you pick any better scripts? There's ANYTHING I can say good about this piece of trash.
na bloodsome
62
T3
na SpokoWap
66
T5
na imdb
48
T2
na Architeutis
50
T1
na cranky
50
T3
na Darko
35
T4
Watchable
na dzejson
40
T2
na jamesdepaolo
47
T3
this movie is bad. Thora Birch, from American Beauty this is where her career has gone too..this was supposed to be the Terror Train remake...but it lost the rights to it...the actors were bad...the story was horrible...now the positives..the gore..the killings...and its a brutal bloodfest...but again that is only 46 mins out of 89...
na Scarface
45
T2
na ZombieBuffet
55
T3
na syrena
55
T4
Nothing new here, but worth checking out if you like this sort of thing. Definitely could do worse.
na iacoomeen
48
T2
na nauru
18
T1
Poor script, poor sound, poor acting, poor pretty much everything. Go watch Transsiberian if you need immerse yourself for 90 minutes in tired old stereotypes about all the "dangers" of railways in Eastern Europe and Russia.
na nutcrackr
50
T1
This movie is stupid and completely frustrating. Horror movies are notorious for bad decisions but there is not a single good decision in the whole movie...SPOILERS: one very fit wrestler puts up no fight, the majority of the good guys are as good as dead barely a third of the way through. The leading lady decides when hope is lost to come back and finish them all off herself, somehow carting propellant around the 4 corners of the train - preposterous.
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