A worthy addition 2 the hall of classic stinkers, the first 20 minutes or so feature some of the most unintentionally hysterical dialogue ever. Unfortunately it's impossible 2 always b unintentionally funny, so it turns into a slog through bad filmmaking & far more horrific acting. Still, there's much mockable fun here: the family's staggering levels of obliviousness make slasher-flick teens look like Sherlock Holmes & a seduction/popcorn scene is as insanely bad an idea as anything by Ed Wood.

I only watched it as a prelude to Best Worst Movie (the documentary about it). This IS the worst movie I've ever seen. The acting is utterly atrocious, he effects are stupid, and the script could be the worst thing ever written in the history of film. Even the title is completely wrong (they are referred to as Goblins the entire movie). All that being said, it's so bad I laughed quite a few times.

The legend surrounding this one was just too hard to resist, especially after seeing the documentary that it spawned 20 years later, "Best Worst Movie". It was actually much worse than the piece of shit that I thought it would be, completely inept in every area. However, what truly damns it is that I can't imagine watching this ever again. Is it so bad that it's good? Errrr, no. The incompetence is amusing at first but it's still a really unpleasant viewing experience. I felt unclean afterward.

The kind of cinematic atrocity that at least points to a unique directorial vision. It's just that the vision is so fundamentally misconceived (absurdly high-pitched anti-vegetarian screed, anyone?), founded in some weird anti-logic, and completely oblivious to how human beings actually act in the real world.

This might just be the worst movie ever made. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

As advertised. Incredibly lame. Yet it was so fascinatingly braindamaged that I watched it 'til the end without a qualm

So bad it's fantastic. I genuinely adore this film.

Okay, I saw this with rifftrax so I don't know if this counts but I don't intend to watch again without. Yes, Troll 2 is bad, but... I don't know, somehow it wasn't as bad as I expected. There was a lot of terrible but it was still watchable and it kind of made sense, plot-wise (except for the popcorn, what was the deal?) Troll 2 is bad, but I'd actually hesitate to call it the WORST movie. The Room is a case of far more inept filmmaking than this. Troll 2 is still totally unenjoyable though.

Fucking awful. It is hard to find a film that critics would be ashamed to even label 'exploitation'. Putrescent garbage.

This bogus "sequel" is one of the worst. Crammed with cheesy makeup FX, a nonexistent plot, and some of the most awful acting in screen history, this has to be seen to be believed -- but please don't.

Nowhere near as badly put together/acted as I'd expected, and far from unwatchable. Still so bad it's funny, though.

Ukiki

I luvs, yuhuhuh

YES!

THEY'RE EATING HER.... THEN THEY'RE GOING TO EAT ME.... OH MY GOOOOOODDDDD!!!!!

Piss soaked meals, popcorn sex, and a whole lotta goo.

I cannot give this movie anything less than a 50... Yes it's bad, but its entertainment value is priceless. Watch it with a few friends and I guarantee you'll have a great time. A must see.

Final Rating: 1/100 (F) - I implore, both the director and the actors of this movie should burn themselves at the stake.

It's a hilariously terrible movie.

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

This movie. This...movie

Hilarious. One of the greatest bad movies of all time. The "actors" have literally no talent. If you were handed the script and then just read on the spot outloud that's how it sounds. The writing tends to have everyone saying what they are currently doing or what they are about to do. Brilliant.

So incredibly bad it's borderline surreal. I had a great time, but I feel like because of the quality I can't rate it much more than this.

The shopkeepers reaction to eggs is possibly the single greatest piece of unintentional comedy gold i've seen. The king of all 'so bad it's good' films.

An amazing spectacle, to say the least. One would never be prepared for the mind-imploding adventure they are about to embark on. Troll 2 is a gem. "Look at this writing! You know what that means? HOSPITALITY! AND YOU CAN'T PISS OF HOSPITALITY."

The standard bearer in anti-vegetarian cinéma.

Brilliantly entertaining film, due mainly to its complete failure to be a good film.

they're eating her... and then... they're gonna eat me... OH MY GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWDDD

Creates a new bottom for horrible films to aspire to. I'm of the opinion that's something to be praised for.

You know what would go great with this movie?? A DOUBLE DECKER BALONEY SANWIIIIICH.

I like to think that comedy can be used even in the bleakest of circumstances, that social workers joke about the horrors they've witnessed not as a symptom of heartlessness but as a symptom of heart. In comedy the dark soul of man is deferred, we pull on the devil's tail. But this, this is too bleak. Too bleak for the peeing over the food, too bleak for the chainsaw, too bleak for the fly on the forehead -- none of it was worth it. May god have mercy on my soul.

Admittedly, I don't have a very good appreciation for campy films. However, Troll 2 is one of the rare "its so bad its good." Its still real bad though.

Bologna will save us all!

So bad that it is amazing.

So anti-consensus that it almost approaches Brakhage's work in challenging the audience.

You know this movie's reputation. It deserves it. Consistently awful actors, script, and direction. Too bad it was supposed to be a horror movie, though; it could have been one of the best comedies ever. The movie's been over for half an hour, and I'm still laughing hysterically.

"They're eating her... and then they're going to eat me... YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, TROLL!!!"

Like The Room, it's hard to rate this because it's a really amusing movie but it's amusingness comes from how utterly terrible it is. Still, I have to rank this higher because while the Room is an awful piece of Misogyny, this is just a fun silly movie that happens to be completely awful on all levels.

Watched it for the lolz - and lolz I had.

Troll is completely, unbelievably awful. But it's also one of the most hilarious things ever created, albeit unintentionally. How do you score something like that? I'll split it down the middle. It's worth watching, though.

It does bare more resemblance to it's predecessor than Crank 2.

The best shot of this entire movie is when the girl flips off her boyfriend then it cuts to their view of the van and it's too far away to see anything inside it let alone the hand gestures of someone sitting far in the back seat on the opposite side. Luminous.

For a film that is ultimately about how vegetarians are the spawn of Satan, this is surprisingly bad.

This film changed my life for the greater good.

Grotesquely inept on every single level of film making. But let's face it: after years of Youtube exposure, you know what you're going into, and in that regard, it doesn't disappoint. It will melt your brain and make your eyes bleed, but it will not disappoint...

I'm sorry, but I genuinely love this movie. Everything about it. Having seen it in theatres several times now, it's probably my favourite theatrical experience ever. The movie is so flawed in every conceivable way, but those flaws make it hilarious. It's sad to me that some people's reviews sound legitimately offended this film exists, because it seems impossible to me not to have fun with this movie. See the documentary Best Worst Movie, & it's even funnier knowing how wild the production was.

I give this a fifty as it ties the Room for my favorite bad movie ever. It is so unbelievably terribly hilarious. If someone every says to you 'watch Troll 2' they are not your friend and should never be trusted. If someone says 'WE should watch Troll 2' they should be considered your best friend and can be completely trusted. Also, I AM TIGHTENING MY BEST ONE NOTCH SO I WON'T FEEL HUNGER PANGS.

There's nothing I can say about Troll 2 that hasn't been said already. Except of course "Well, I didn't think it was that bad". But it was. Oh, was it ever THAT bad.

The scariest part is that it's technically proficient.

Really bad indeed, but i expected something much worse. The Killer Eye still takes the cake, Troll 2 is funnier though

as to what i heard an acclaimed trash-movie. good for some laughs, but definitely not worth a hype...seriously, i've seen WAY worse than this. try "tammy and the t-rex" for size.

Horrible movie. But it's still absolutely hilarious to watch.

Troll 2 is so unbelievably bad that it's hard not to like. I had a hard time choosing what grade to give it between and 0 and a 100. It's a lot of fun and is absolutely hilarious. If you get a chance, check it out. You won't forget it.

Yes, it is hilarious...

Fun fact: the costume designer is Laura Gemser of Emmanuelle fame. And yes, the movie is pretty much what you'd expect of a movie where the costume designer is most famous for being naked. Hilarious, obviously: a family take on an entire city of vegetarian German goblins (there are no trolls in the movie) from Stonehenge, aided by their undead grandpa. "A balony double-decker sandwich!"

"Only the power of goodness can defeat the goblins."

So bad, its actually very fun to watch Creedence Leonore Gielgud made me pee my pants

There's a few shots in this film that need mentioning. The immense close-up of the Welles look-a-like grandfather's mouth, eclipsed in sexual tension only by the double mouthed corn eating scene. Admittedly I'm mainly reviewing this film out of sympathy for the films I've left hovering around 50-60 mark to bump them into a more respectable tier.

The amount of 0's this movie has received is absurd. Not great but still entertaining as shit and a good time if you aren't a douche. Things I learned from this movie: you can not piss on hospitality, Niblog is Goblin spelled backwards, Goblin queens look exactly like Maggie Gylenhall, and of course if you have friends it will keep you a virgin for life.

There will always be a special place in my heart for this jewel.

"They're eating her! ...And then they're going to eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOODDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

the best worst film. no debate.

The director is at least trying, which makes it all the more hilarious.