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Twins

Twins

1988
Comedy
1h 47m
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Avg Percentile 27.65% from 5366 total ratings

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Rated 09 Apr 2011
30
11th
Oh, man. There's this comedy called Twins, right? And it's got Danny DeVito and Arnold Schwarzenegger in it. And they're twins! Hahaha, get it? You know, because DeVito is really small and Arnold is huge...but they're twins! How does that even work? It's brilliant! Geez, I need to go lie down, my sides are hurting from laughing so hard.
Rated 27 Oct 2008
10
6th
He runs a state now ya know?
Rated 30 Nov 2007
40
7th
Hilariously unfunny
Rated 11 May 2020
45
22nd
If you look closely, Arnold and Danny are actually physical opposites, which makes the very idea they are twins hilarious.
Rated 31 Jul 2009
70
67th
Whenever I watch this film it puts in mind of a story I heard on the radio years ago saying that Arnie and DeVito had a fight and Arnie picked DeVito up and threw him across the room. I have no idea if it's true, but I always spend this movie imagining that magic moment.
Rated 12 Jan 2007
60
22nd
Rubbish but fun.
Rated 16 Jun 2011
45
13th
Apparently Michael Chinich was the hack casting director on this. What a fool, they look nothing alike!
Rated 21 Feb 2008
82
77th
Great Duo. This is a tough role for Arnold but he pulls it off.
Rated 15 Sep 2015
2
21st
Being attacked by some hired muscle, Arnold explains to the thug that he has neglected the first rule of a crisis situation by resorting to violence before negotiation. The thug, unconvinced, swings an axe at Schwarzenegger's head. Arnold, in incredulous disbelief, exclaims "You have no respect for logic!" and hurls his opponent through an elevator. It is one of the greatest entries in the action hero's extensive oeuvre of one-liners. Otherwise, shit movie.
Rated 21 Mar 2011
15
3rd
Yes, that's your governor!
Rated 01 Mar 2007
30
9th
Poor.
Rated 17 May 2020
76
56th
I have fond memories of watching this movie as a child. After re-watching it, the film does not have a perfect script but it is entertaining. The 2 leads work well together. Overall I would recommend this comedy.
Rated 01 Feb 2008
2
33rd
Why have I seen this so many times? I mean, I've watched this crap like five times. What gives?
Rated 13 Jan 2012
75
65th
Love me some AHHHHNULD comedies.
Rated 08 Feb 2008
26
10th
What an unlikely duo!
Rated 14 Dec 2009
68
4th
Too much Danny DeVito.
Rated 07 Jan 2011
81
18th
1
Rated 19 Mar 2008
15
12th
He is ugly
Rated 27 Jul 2010
35
3rd
Brilliant idea, awfully executed.
Rated 14 Oct 2007
90
70th
Very funny, well-cast film. And finally, one of Arnold's films actually accounts for his accent.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
60
23rd
A bit of comedy relief, but not quite enough to fill a feature length film.
Rated 29 Jan 2008
1
4th
lol
Rated 31 Jan 2023
80
60th
The story is all over the place, the score/soundtrack is inconsistent, but damn it if DeVito and Schwarzenegger don't have amazing chemistry together. The movie is at its best when it's focused on a being a fun buddy comedy and road movie. Yes, it takes too long to get going, and it's overly schmaltzy at times, but honestly It's charming enough that I don't really care. Worth watching if you're a fan of cheesy 80's movies or a fan of Danny/Arnold. Otherwise I suggest steering clear of this one.
Rated 10 Mar 2020
84
73rd
Arguably a poster and punchline in search of a movie, but Schwarzenegger and DeVito are perfect (and perfectly cast) here, with Arnie especially convincing (and ultimately adorable) as the Pinchot-like hayseed, and DeVito playing more in his own lane, but throwing off snarky barbs like a master. Loses some impetus when the crime plot intrudes (the search for Mother wasn't enough?), but compensates with its genuinely sweet nature (and modestly moving finale). Bonus 6 points for Webb and Preston!
Rated 09 Jun 2009
50
14th
Arnold and comedies don't match, end of.
Rated 15 Oct 2008
70
27th
Not particularly great, but Schwarzenegger and DeVito are good together.
Rated 15 Dec 2011
49
18th
It's never outright bad but it's tedious, forgettable, and has a really flaccid ending. Has Ivan Reitman really not made any funny movies besides Ghostbusters?
Rated 22 Apr 2007
0
6th
Schwarzenegger was somewhat big and iconic star during the 80s so it's hard to understand why he made this movie, about as funny as the premise is.
Rated 29 May 2007
5
20th
This movie = my childhood
Rated 21 May 2018
60
45th
Doesn't really do anything clever, but it's a mindless, hyggelig time. Wow, what the hell, just spotted Terry Bozzio's name in the credits. Anyways, I hilariously shed a tear at this dumb movie, so one thumb up. 37th film of 2018.
Rated 03 Jun 2012
67
19th
Cheesy high concept movie. It's amusing enough for what it is, not much more.
Rated 09 Jul 2011
50
9th
Yeah, it has a couple of funny moments worth a few points. Nothing to write home about though.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
75
48th
Twins is a simple and silly film that gets into themes that are so easy to deal with, it's sad. The teaming of Schwarzenegger and DeVito is what makes it fun. The contrasting characters allow for many silly themes at once, because contrast was the whole point of the film. In short, it's not very deep, but the gimmicks make it fairly enjoyable. Pretty good!
Rated 24 Sep 2010
49
15th
Ridiculous movie but I have a soft spot for it. Enough laughs to get me by.
Rated 12 Sep 2015
93
51st
It's such a bizarre and overly complicated mix of ideas. The simple stuff is best; Schwarzenegger as a fish out of water, DeVito messing with him. And it's an interesting movie for Arnold on a couple different thematic levels.
Rated 02 May 2015
50
14th
Danny DeVito is great. It has some really funny moments despite being pretty dumb.
Rated 16 Apr 2009
67
40th
The comedy in this movie doesn't really work for me and it's a odd plot but these two actually have excellent chemistry with each other and sell the emotional moments quite well. Schwarz doesn't have much range but besides the action stuff I think he's quite good at playing a wide eyed childlike behemoth.
Rated 17 Sep 2008
30
35th
lidt, ganske lidt, sjov
Rated 14 Aug 2007
30
10th
aw come on...
Rated 08 Nov 2018
58
13th
Surprisingly more enjoyable than I was expecting it to be. Stupid premise, yes, but Arnie gets to flex his comedy muscles and DeVito does his manic DeVito thing and the end result is just funny and heart-warming enough that I never felt like I wanted to turn off the TV or watch something else. I'll be damned if I'm going to score it any higher than this though.
Rated 07 Oct 2009
15
3rd
I always end up thinking of this film everytime I try and remember the title of the David Cronenberg film 'Dead Ringers' (which is excellent incidentally). It's a fucking tragedy I tell ye.
Rated 08 Aug 2015
67
24th
Happy National Twins day! Okay, I just found out today randomly that it was Twins Day and I had just finished this movie. Coincidence? Absolutely. So, this movie is pretty cute. It isn't going to knock all four socks off of twins but it will make you laugh a little and smile a bit more. Arnold and DeVito are a funny twin brother combo. Arnold does steal the show with his almost childlike sense of wonder of the real world as he has been sequestered off on an island in the Pacific...
Rated 30 Jan 2018
40
7th
With the right material, Schwarzengger and DeVito could have been a dynamite duo, but once the gimmick of them being brothers wears off, Twins is a real slog that is only watchable due to misplaced feelings of nostalgia. Arnie's naive bumpkin schtick quickly gets old, and DeVito isn't nearly as charismatic here as it he is in many other comedies from the period. The dopey crime subplot is lame and was probably shoehorned in, while the sentimentality is grating. It's also short on laughs.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
60
14th
One gag movie, kind of touching, mostly lame.
Rated 14 Feb 2009
76
35th
good old movie
Rated 10 Apr 2011
25
10th
x0
Rated 24 Feb 2007
70
24th
An attempt at exposing a humerous side of Arnold, which is there. This just isn't exactly the best way to shine through. A film that isn't bad. It's just easy to forget.
Rated 13 Sep 2010
34
34th
#90s(l)#, liked, oldies(2) }*{ #80s(l)#, story, A Schwarzenegger.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
49
31st
Standard late 80's fare buddy comedy. Devito is typecast as a sleazeball with Ah-nold actually is funny just being himself. In the end, however, I find it highly forgettable as everyone involved has done better countless times.
Rated 24 Dec 2009
40
1st
Ridiculous premise, unendurable comedy.
Rated 30 Jul 2007
70
0th
Not a masterpiece, but you can have some good laughs.
Rated 26 Oct 2007
44
18th
We laughed here and there. Danny DeVito is always pretty funny.
Rated 28 Jul 2008
59
9th
Unbeliveable film that looks really dated today.
Rated 01 Aug 2007
75
67th
Arnold's best comedy feature with a concept that actually works for him. "You move too soon..."
Rated 17 Oct 2007
40
36th
TONIGHT IS YOUR NIGHT BROOO!
Rated 25 Sep 2014
6
41st
Twins is undoubtedly a silly film and by no means Arnold Schwarzenegger's or Danny De Vito's finest moment. But I've always had a soft spot for Twins and regardless of the moronic plot, this film still makes me laugh each and every time. And the chemistry between the pair is priceless. Arnold arguably does comedy just as well as action. Simply because he delivers humour so badly that he's hilarious. Twins is a very nostalgic and enjoyable 80's childhood film.
Rated 06 Jun 2009
60
61st
Incredibly stupid but strangely entertaining, bolstered by the pairing with DeVito and the fact that Arnie can fill any comedy role by simply being himself. Also has some pretty good lines thrown into the goofball humour, with many of them provided by Arnie for some extra and often unintentional amusement. For a film with a one word concept, which is even revealed in the title, it manages to hold both a passable plotline and the attention of the viewer provided you go in knowing what to expect.
Rated 05 May 2008
79
53rd
If you're on a transatlantic flight this is ok. If you're looking for something off beat and quirky then give it a go - otherwise it's nothing to write home about. One joke (how can they be twins) stretched out for 110 minutes.
Rated 21 Apr 2009
30
25th
When I was a kid, my brother had this soundtrack and used to rock out to it all the time. Has nothing to do with the quality of the movie, but I think it's funny.
Rated 22 Jul 2010
3
27th
Not even the unintentional humor is enough for me.
Rated 29 Aug 2010
55
13th
Watch and laugh. Nothing special but ok for watching once with the family.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
85
50th
Funny stuff.
Rated 08 Apr 2010
65
16th
It was funny when I was a kid.
Rated 25 Mar 2009
83
33rd
Decent comedic pairing of Arnold and Danny with some funny lines.
Rated 29 Jul 2020
72
25th
This won't change your life but it is a solid choice to lightly entertain yourself for just under two hours. It confirms a thought I've had for a while now, which is that Arnold is actually a good actor. Much of the laughs in this rely solely on his personal comedic timing, and he knows how to nail that beat pretty much every time.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
40
2nd
Such a stupid premise, obviously.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
68
57th
COOKEEZ?!
Rated 27 Jan 2009
40
23rd
Just not funny. Exactly the sort of lowbrow bogosity I look forward to never seeing again
Rated 02 Mar 2020
70
53rd
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Rated 01 Sep 2010
50
13th
Oh hollywood!
Rated 22 Aug 2007
55
51st
Good
Rated 01 Jan 2009
50
31st
It is what it is.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
68
19th
More Arnie, More Danny, not more fun
Rated 25 Mar 2007
52
18th
Some kinda funny scenes, but mostly just a shit Schwarzenegger comedy film. He never should have teamed up with Danny DeVito.
Rated 05 Dec 2009
40
28th
Sickeningly sweet comedy about brothers, and about how genetics have no say in whether you're a nice person. All together now: Awww....
Rated 27 Jan 2023
45
10th
I felt like I had memories of appreciating this as a kid, but going back and watching it, I (1) did not remember any of it and (2) can't imagine that I would have enjoyed this as a kid at all. It almost feels like they took it too seriously? I don't know, it's a mess.
Rated 02 Mar 2009
45
51st
Makes you wonder if you have a long lost twin, and if so, who is the more attractive one...
Rated 03 Jan 2018
70
45th
There isn't much to say about "Twins", at least not in any meaningful sense. A film based primarily around the absurdity of its two physically and morally opposed leading men being twins, the bulk of the actual narrative takes a backseat, occasionally rearing its head to introduce conflict into a story that would otherwise have very little. And yet, even in its slightness, "Twins" is a well-meaning, lightly humorous comedy that has no pretensions about being anything close to high art.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
56
49th
Twins works, because Danny DeVito and Arnold Schwarzenegger work as completely mismatched actors, but this movie just took three or four prime years away from Schwarzenegger in his, "Let's Do Comedy" phase.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
60
8th
I LOVED this movie when I was a child. Alas, I've grown up.
Rated 26 May 2007
80
89th
Classic.
Rated 27 May 2015
70
39th
69.500
Rated 18 Jul 2020
75
56th
Another childhood favorite.
Rated 13 Apr 2009
61
18th
I thought it was pretty funny back in the 90s but now...
Rated 17 Oct 2007
75
30th
Great stuff. Arnie's making fun of Rambo is priceless. Enjoyable and well put together.
Rated 16 Nov 2007
0
5th
what?
Rated 26 Jun 2009
60
20th
Funny for 80's films. Wouldn't watch it today
Rated 01 Aug 2009
10
14th
Dumb
Rated 30 Jun 2007
5
0th
Amusing enough, but almost instantly forgettable.
Rated 17 Dec 2011
55
29th
Seriously though, who thought this was a good idea?! It's a concept so ridiculous that it could have only been thought of in the late '80s/early '90s.
Rated 06 Jul 2009
50
15th
Tolerable, if only for the pairing of Devito and Scwharzenegger
Rated 21 Nov 2016
62
18th
Passes the time with a few laughs though by no means a good movie
Rated 01 Oct 2008
23
14th
Ivan reitman, say no more
Rated 22 Sep 2008
5
2nd
awful movie
Rated 31 Jan 2009
20
7th
Ugh. I'm embarassed to even admit to watching this. At least I can honestly say I saw it years before I could even drive, and not since then.
Rated 04 Jul 2008
2
0th
anything but that
Rated 25 Aug 2017
62
23rd
Dr Strangelove? No Citizen Kane? No Alien? No Inception? No Les Intochables? No Daft, fun - absolutely, yes Then again was in teens last time I saw it.
Rated 30 Jan 2012
50
21st
This movie has four writers listed. And appropriately so, as it would take four drunken idiots to make these two twins.
Rated 18 Oct 2012
15
18th
Almost everything is awful about this movie, but it's so awful that it's pretty neat. I'd kill myself though if I'd have sex with Arnold, look at that face after the act. Eewwwwwwwww
Rated 14 Feb 2007
5
44th
Unintentionally hilarious in the best ways possible. Love me some AHHHHNULD. When Arnold got some ass for the first time I've never felt prouder or seen a more recognizable face.

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