POLICE!

One of the strangest and inept z-grade martial arts films I've seen, made by an infamous director close to my heart, which balances itself between quality (the fighting is surprisingly good) and badness which eventually becomes positives for the film. Considering how many films, especially in the martial arts genre, are unwatchable experiences, these sorts of films are in ways good cinema because they are engaging, even if the material on screen is perverse in many ways.

This movie is absolutely awful. So awful that it almost breaches into the realm of self-parody. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?!" "I WAS-" "I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT!" If that dialog was intentional it would be brilliant. However, considering the quality of the film otherwise I know it's not. Even so this is laughably bad of the best possible quality.

the best worst film evar!

"Crazed martial arts rapist". Oh, if that was the only thing idiotic or worthless about this film! The action scenes are pathetic, the story was written by a drooling mouthbreather, and the "jokes" have to be heard to be believed. Even the villain who rips out the eyes of his victims and rapes and mutilates red-headed women is dull and irritating. There are a few moments of unintentional humor, like the last fight, but watched in the context of the film itself, they're ineffectual.

Acting is top notch, amazing directing and fantastic use of the soundtrack. Wait.. what? This movie is SO bad that it's absolutely hilarious. You'll cry tears of laughter and it's amazing that everyone can do martial arts in that movie! WOOHOO

PSI of 0?? Any movie that has a kung fu fight where the villain licks blood off a knife gets at least a 60 from me. Hilarious. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxkr4wS7XqY Seriously, how can you not enjoy that?

Hilariously bad, wooden kung-fu flick from Hong Kong.