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Summary: Five best friends are each looking for a relationship -- a valentine to die for. And this year they might just get their wish. (Warner Brothers)
Starring: Johnny Whitworth, Marley Shelton, Denise Richards, Jessica Cauffiel, Jessica Capshaw, Daniel Cosgrove, David Boreanaz, Katherine Heigl, Hedy Burress, Fulvio Cecere, Woody Jeffreys
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Supposedly based on the book, but the two have little in common
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a group of rotten kids pick on a nerd & a number of years go by then... the now grown brats pay for it
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I feel sorrier for the people who made this than I do for myself after watching it.
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A great proposal, but underutilized. The book is more macabre.
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A reasonably good Horror slasher flick thanks to a few pretty cool scenes and general concept, however there are many cliche Horror moments that make it slightly cringe-worthy. Acting is pretty good by the cast of well known stars, with Denise Richards probably standing out the most as the sexy Paige Prescott. While it's reminiscent of the late 90's Horror slasher films it fails to bring the same magic that those films did. Overall still worth a look but I can't promise you'll be pleased.
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I'd rather watch Scream of I Know What You Did Last Summer.
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Slightly substandard horror fare. It's got the formula down, but I just didn't care at all. I've seen more character development in porno.
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Seriously stupid, I thought they would at least care for JM's character but instead they were interested in those porn stars that I just expected for the obvious moment in which they'll die.
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After Scream reinvented the slasher genre with its tongue firmly planted in its cheek, the inevitable wave of copies - predicted by Scream itself - followed. These neo-slasher films gradually declined in overall quality, whilst growing progressively more ridiculous, climaxing with the pungent pile of cinematic feces that is Valentine. It brings absolutely nothing to a genre which had already become so vapid that shaming it is an almost impossible task at which Valentine succeeds. Avoid!
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Flat and boring. Is this supposed to be genera bending because instead of killing teens it's twenty somethings? Well, here's the skinny, it's not scary, gross or sexy, nor well acted, interesting or exciting. I can neither identify with the killer or the victims, i can however, watch the rote directing pans and pretend to wonder what happens next. A great movie to take a date to if you're planning on making out since the screen will provide little distraction, after all it is called valentine.
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The worst non-Uwe Boll flick I ever did see.
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Stupido un-excelente.
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Crap
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Crappy
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