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Valhalla Rising (2010)

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Summary: 1000 AD, for years, One Eye, a mute warrior of supernatural strength, has been held prisoner by the Norse chieftain Barde. Aided by Are, a boy slave, One Eye slays his captor and together he and Are escape, beginning a journey into the darkness.
Genres: Action, Adventure
Country: Denmark, UK
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na indifferenti
7
T4
na Thingstead
79
T7
na pavementSAW
80
T5
na gert
40
T2
na pietias231
70
T5
na psim
75
T5
na pcalado
40
T9
na batui
30
T1
na ten
74
T7
na bender
75
T7
na eddof13
76
T7
na Dobermann
24
T1
na OziiX
50
T1
na Giuseppe
70
T4
It could've have been a lot more than it ended up being, if it had included a little bit more exposition and a little less - somewhat forced - symbolism. The cinematography was of a very high standard only matched by some scenes of a striking brutality. Mads Mikkelsen did a very good job of portraying the eerily silent main protagonist. For all its shortfalls, this movie won't leave you indifferent.
na gunter
65
T2
na Adam Voigt
65
T7
na NRM02
51
T4
na Rocketlucco
30
T2
Overall Enjoyment: 10/40, Plot/Themes: 5/20, Cinematography/Direction: 10/20, Acting/Writing: 5/20 This movie was incredibly boring and had only the minor semblance of a background plot stringing together the randomly dispersed scenes of aimless wandering and equally pointless violence.
na cryptosicko
90
T9
na p00q
70
T6
na jimmyjazz
80
T9
na pierrot
80
T10
na burkayadalig
41
T1
incredibly dull and dark + exteremely violent (spilling guts, cut heads, etc) couldt watch more than 40 minutes...
na oucho
30
T1
na waddayanuts
44
T2
Like a feature length version of the killing of Col. Kurtz. Interesting idea which unfortunately doesn't work. There's simply too little narrativity to justify it's running time.
na gyanrosling
88
T7
na Meta Critic
61
T6
na pomattovich
78
T6
na nerevar
2
T2
na Kaptajnen
75
T7
na jesperhp
70
T6
na jbric7
80
T6
na FakeIdentity
5
T1
Boring!
na karantinos
70
T6
na lhenry9
81
T7
na I.L.
72
T6
na killjoy
68
T5
na Derekstar
100
T10
Amazing. It's unlike anything I've ever seen. The plot is subtle and mysterious. It takes until the end of the film for you to piece it together. The sound design is highly innovative. It made it feel as though I was watching one long montage. The visual style is absolutely perfect. The sky looks awesome and menacing. The landscape and the vegetation look incredibly harsh and untamed. This film is great. I'm so pleased that with the right vision, films like this are still possible.
na nateb
50
T2
The first couple minutes are pretty cool.
na tradingair
4
T2
na Quibb
64
T1
na rev.elation
60
T5
na bermudez
0
T1
na chaw
100
T10
na Quimbo
77
T7
Bizarre and compelling. Beautifully shot story that felt like a parable ... even if I couldn't figure out what the point was. Gorgeous soundtrack.
na djemba
87
T9
na Siltem
65
T7
na Kojiless
82
T10
Sucked me in, chewed me up, and spit me out...then beat me to a bloody pulp, cut me into ribbons, and left me to die on a boat in the middle of a noisome mist. And I loved every minute of it.
na mariogui
68
T5
na katafrakt
78
T6
na anime salve
87
T6
na methad1
85
T8
na tzb
90
T10
Hypnotic and amazing.
na umutku
86
T8
na charda77
45
T1
na LEAVES
43
T5
na NightGoat72
100
T10
na differenxe
84
T6
na popolinka
36
T2
na boodige
85
T7
na BrotherReed
20
T1
na CHOICECOD
70
T3
na TheWhaler
60
T4
na hercules111
55
T1
na darthfrede
90
T10
na diabrura
80
T6
na chrisjdgrady
3
T1
na Pietteno
59
T1
na sthlm
80
T6
na Voodoofly
60
T6
na Luna6ix
81
T8
as yet another person versed in herzog's works i immediately related this to aguirre, yet somehow i feel the the actual intent of this movie, hate me if you will, is more intellectual. the setting is more ambiguous, and the real point of it, the only thing we have to go after is the flora. how many movies give you only that?
na iranscam
70
T3
Essentially Aguirre: The Wrath of God minus the substance of its predecessor. While I'm not impartial to films with slow pacing, Valhalla Rising's drags out way too much for way too little in its 90-minute duration. That being said, the remarkable digital cinematography along with the ambient soundtrack establish an undeniably haunting atmosphere. I just wish there was more depth to this than "Vikings wander into uncharted territory, go crazy, and brood pensively about it for a while."
na ppplll
80
T8
na b4con
90
T9
na bertonia
80
T5
na kamesha
8
T1
na ceja
65
T7
na M_A
81
T9
na JakeAesthete
58
T6
Kind of boring, no?
na DeazMoviez
75
T7
na chemical404
56
T5
Refn makes his art out of testosterone. If he made sculptures instead of films they would be made from blood, cum, metal and mud. Some people would like that, but majority would go like 'Oh, I see what you did there, you pretentious SOB lol'. Same with his movies; they have something that attracts attention, but not enough of substance to maintain it. At least this one is better than Bronson.
na ari
82
T9
na jesselc
55
T4
na trevitron
45
T2
na NRM01
73
T10
na Xzlu
70
T7
na jnmovie
76
T6
na muang42
87
T5
na danluvana
72
T9
na sirius
58
T2
na segarion
91
T7
na shebang
47
T5
Disappointing after having enjoyed Refn's two more famous films. Where some people seem to see an exploration of violence and nature I just experienced tedium and pretension. Room for interpretation is all well and good, but this felt like a projection of a basic moral message through the ultimate bad-ass (TM) protagonist who never utters a word. Essentially this is a primal, much less entertaining precursor to Drive.
na Spunkie
35
T2
All Refn does is putting on lots of air and mimicking the effect of infinitely better films (namely Aguirre and Stalker).
na jimbeam
75
T4
na Pinny
70
T6
na rhinderman
54
T3
na sixx
71
T8
The main character doesn't say a single word the entire film. Take that as you will.
na jimjarmusch
80
T8
na madscientist
58
T3
na Foxtrot434
95
T9
na retsxlif
44
T2
na JaycetJayce
82
T9
na sucseven
45
T4
na Moribunny
43
T4
It's a departure for NWR. It's very audio-visual, concerned with mood and constructed like a dark fairytale. There is little dialogue. But it's also a typical macho fantasy film. A stoic, mute superman, One-Eye is the teenage or henpecked male's self-ideal: Everyone in his bullshit world respects him out of fear and he needn't bother making a single verbal or facial expression. Besides being a vicious killer, he is unhampered by trifles like a personality or a biography.
na Wyzt
75
T7
na perplexetic
70
T8
na rbf451
65
T5
na irend812
80
T8
na fartblaster
64
T4
atmospheric, sparse viking movie with little dialogue or action
na PSJ
76
T7
na Kalle85
20
T1
na BrotherAck
70
T6
na luckyrory
49
T5
na burksta
73
T5
na fincherking
86
T6
na cbaarck
50
T2
na killersmalls
60
T2
na frg
81
T8
na favrewanab
40
T1
na boston
63
T3
na Rabpire
20
T2
na dirkdigger
90
T5
An amazing space journey in Viking times (!) by Danish cult-director Nicolas Winding Refn (Pusher 1-3, Bronson, Drive). I'm very biased here. Firstly I'm a fellow-Dane. Secondly I'm a huge fan of Refn's work regardless of nationality. I literally like all his movies, although Bleeder might be the weakest of the bunch. Valhalla draws on inspiration from classic, in lack of a better word, ambient-exploration-films like Solaris, Aguirre, Apocalypse Now, 2001: A Space Odyssey and more. Be open!!!
na Moonriver
58
T3
na Splendid
85
T8
na zae
92
T10
Extremely atmospheric. Hypnotic to watch. Cinematography is mostly fantastic, although the digital photography look feels a bit overdone at times. The plot, and its subtext, is a bit too opaque, but the more I think about it the better it gets.
na RandallODim
83
T7
na stefro
93
T10
na Demorest
100
T10
A constantly evocative take on the inextricable link between violence and civilization. Even the lingering moments, and oh there are many, consist of an infinity of contingent possibilities of bloodshed. So thematically concise and well realized that I cannot help but love it. Perhaps it garners from me a higher score than it deserves. Alas.
na TreyAtwood
77
T7
na Noxville
75
T6
na zyth3x
80
T9
na givethanks
50
T4
na Jake_R
80
T7
na zerothh
25
T1
na Darkling
60
T5
na peder
75
T6
Nihilistic yet enriching. Feels less like watching a film than like taking a good long look at a really powerful painting. The music is great too, especially toward the end when it builds to a chilling storm of noise as the characters realize they're doomed and begin to act accordingly. The only flaw that matters to me is the trendy spurts of bright red blood, the kind of thing added in post to stuff like 300 and Game of Thrones. Who thought that was a good idea for something like this?
na Ammit
85
T7
na jsopanen
45
T3
na Frink
59
T4
na NRM03
64
T6
na jgreenwood
30
T1
na ricozy
40
T2
na gtsnuggler
3
T6
na djross
35
T2
Men (only men) wander about the countryside, interspersing their perambulations with occasional gruesome violence. Some heavily-filtered landscape photography and some jabs at crusading Christians were not capable of convincing this viewer that behind the butchery and strolling around there lies much of significance. The addition of a boy who speaks often of wanting to "go home" fails to add any emotion to this monotonous affair.
na Criminal5
80
T7
Like in Aguirre, the Wrath of God (its most obvious influence), nature dominates the characters, reducing them to an infinitesimal presence against a harsh and unforgiving backdrop. But this isn't just a retread, and Refn's ambiguous and allegorical treatment of religious themes - along with his stunning digital cinematography - make this a haunting film in its own right.
na bentien
22
T1
na moosemoose
83
T8
na daveh
77
T7
na Simon M.
85
T8
na Kruspe
60
T4
na KasperL
30
T2
*yawn*
na fenixdown
83
T9
na Adelius
60
T6
na alexandroid
65
T3
na FarCryss
75
T6
na Mikado
87
T10
na Skerringer
87
T10
na marcelvidal
85
T9
na BillyShears
80
T8
SLOW BURN: The movie.
na gazpacho
65
T7
na avgcrtckr
54
T4
na ruoja
70
T8
na adrian
60
T5
na bof
60
T5
Gorgeous photography, shocking violence, heavy-handed religious symbolism that ultimately doesn't really go anywhere. Maybe. Should probably rewatch.
na chmul_cr0n
40
T2
na JooJoo
4
T3
na ailm
67
T6
na daria.wrazen
55
T2
na Cook3777
70
T5
na luisferreira
70
T6
na drian
80
T7
na winds
5
T6
na Grum
90
T9
na Jos
91
T10
na -BigEvil-
80
T7
In the beginning there was man and nature. Which is dominant, which is more barbaric? Can they be distinguished at all? Set against the otherworldly mists of the Scottish highlands, Valhalla Rising's are men at their most primal state. The religious overtones are interesting. Refn scoffs tribal notions of holiness, but doesn't reject some sort of spiritual enlightenment.
na xmoffx
4
T6
na Amember
7
T4
na jacub82
76
T6
na Lejyoner
45
T1
na LennyNero
70
T7
Strange movie that gets better and better the more you start thinking about the symbolism used in it.
na blucthulhu
40
T2
Much too esoteric for mainstream audiences, and exceedingly ponderous for just about everyone else, this film's interesting premise is blown with an over-reliance on slow motion and flat characters endlessly predicting a horrible fate. Those with an in on the conflict between Christian and Norse theologies will most likely recognize the level of symbolism being reached for by Refn, but enduring the journey is an exercise in stamina Odin himself would find difficult to complete.
na filmcricket
66
T7
na JMBosch
90
T10
Although the film's strongest asset is its incredibly captivating cinematography (digital done RIGHT, like Antichrist), there IS a lot more here, constantly boiling under the surface. The plot unfolds through the cinematography (maybe a bit too subtly, judging by reactions here), and combined with the soundtrack and Mads, it is absurdly compelling. One Eye, who comes from elsewhere, will lead the Christians to a fate greater than their quest, and a test of their faith they may not be ready for.
na KingKongBong
80
T5
na onetwothree
50
T5
na miss jesus
30
T1
How can a movie about Vikings be intolerably dull? Here's how: give it almost no dialogue, and acting that isn't particularly evocative. Pack in at least 10 minutes worth of footage of people staring. Provide no character development. This film shares a lot of traits with super-interesting films like Aguirre Der Zorn Gottes and The Quest for Fire, but unlike them, this is a lot of sound (well, not that much sound) and fury signifying nothing.
na cloque
10
T10
na Sunsplitter
58
T8
na td888
73
T4
It reminds me of Herzog's Aguirre, but that's all. Fell asleep halfway, managed to see the other half with my eyes taped open. There was something there, but Nicolas lost it halfway.
na geden
86
T8
Contemplative and berserk.
na jewellrunner
81
T8
na Bootaaay
77
T4
Valhalla Rising does a few things right; there's some beautiful, arresting imagery on display here, and while the characters, setting and story are all certainly intriguing, they are presented in a particularly opaque manner. There's next to no dialogue, long periods of brooding silence accompanied by a droning, martial-industrial soundtrack, but it's the pace, or sheer lack of it, that really lets Valhalla Rising down, and while I enjoyed the experience, it's not a film I could easily reccomend
na lethe
56
T3
na panzerwolf
15
T1
Yes, yes, it's very artful and gritty, I get it. The scenery is beautiful and the overall emotion of the movie is that of forlorn darkness, but to hell with all of that when I was so bored, I was ready to claw my own eyes out. I don't require endless action from a movie to like it, but at least some kind of a plot to keep me awake is usually preferred.
na Bruce
40
T2
na Nursus
91
T10
Magnifique !
na Jorg
2
T6
na dharmax
66
T1
na dmk
75
T7
na Gideon
2
T6
na nevejas
90
T10
What a treat for eyes and mind! One of the few pieces of art that leaves you with way more open questions than answers it provide if you can see not just watch that is. Yet this is not your usual action movie, or better way to say it not your usual movie for it is slow paced and symbolic to the bone. One eyed man who sees more than the others, young boy who knows better than old men, a travel to somebody's hell and somebody's holy land. Worth seeing but not recommendable to everyone.
na IMDb-byvotes
59
T2
na ichibansan
70
T3
na alohim
80
T4
na jonas01radio
85
T9
na Nygaard
35
T2
na ghostdogpr
90
T9
na tinysausage
66
T3
A beautifully shot film with artful ambitions (or should that be pretentions?) I didn't mind the slow pacing, it suited the mood of the film. But lovely cinematography alone does not a good film make and in the end it is badly let down by the lack of character development and a narrative arc.
na Bravopunk
81
T6
na kvaka65
4
T6
na belgamo
55
T2
na gunesx
90
T10
na Thorgall
95
T10
na kafka1325
52
T4
na muutanet
63
T6
The directing and the style was something odd and beautiful same time. The story was told as you were there; it was nicely cryptic. But the latter half did not give what the beginning promised and evidently it thumbled it's own feet.
na toby5
55
T2
na Cerebrus
100
T10
na bobyang
60
T4
na kedar1981
70
T6
na iar80
9
T1
na O_o
100
T10
na lovelyrita
8
T9
na Eglaia
55
T2
I simply could not bond with this one..
na metz
50
T6
na Iwantham
73
T3
na Thomassejer
75
T7
na Empire
4
T8
na Bitch Alert
40
T3
A dull pseudo-artsy mess.
na Kilathaar
30
T1
na sakaerka
85
T5
na schnofel
35
T2
Nothing more than an appropriation of cinematic styles. Violent mysticism in great scenery. The Dark Ages made digital.
na Coheed
100
T10
na Veterini
80
T7
na DaeSanye
5
T4
na nuotio
50
T4
na Ofterdingen
22
T1
na nihilanth
30
T1
Pff.
na pivilated
80
T3
na webshooter
30
T1
na torontodog
70
T7
2 interesting movies in one. The action parts are violent and brutal. The dreamy travel sequences are slow and visually impressive. But when they are combined in this film, the pacing is uneven as the plot grinds to a crawl in the middle.
na buak
30
T1
23 Ekim 09. 19:00. emek sinemasi, filmekimi09 berkantla &
na beecharmer
45
T3
na screamin_p
60
T3
na hehejaja
50
T3
Aguirre directed by a mute - and maybe a bit trashy - Malick, or a mute - and cheesy - Tarkovsky. Not as good as it sounds like, but not that bad either, pretty fun at times.
na imdb
64
T5
na Adalon
55
T4
na Kavu
60
T4
Hauntingly beautiful and extremely brutal, but riddled with uneven pacing and a screenplay too cryptic for it's own good.
na cranky
92
T10
Amazing.
na ivyy
60
T5
na Bene
82
T9
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