Relentlessly corny horror comedy starring John Carradine as the patriarch of a pack of sexy female vampires who lure men to their doom in a dusty crypt. Horrible acting, bad one liners, and no gore to speak of. The run time is shamelessly padded out by a nearly 8 minute orgy sequence where one lucky sailor engages in a PG rated romp with three topless vampire vixens. Terrible. They even include a fat vampire for no reason other than to indulge in a whole series of fart jokes.