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Vampire's Kiss (1989)

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Summary: A frustrated Manhattan literary editor, Peter Loew (Cage), meets a mysterious woman (Beals). During a passionate night of lovemaking, the woman bites him on the neck, drawing blood. When she disappears the next morning, Peter becomes convinced that she was a vampire and that's he's become one too. As he loses himself to pressure of everyday life, he begins to act the role of a creature of the night. (MGM/UA)
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Country: USA
Directed By: Robert Bierman
Written By: Joseph Minion
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na fortsigma
64
T5
na Edje
82
T7
na Zeno
80
T9
na CatScandal
75
T8
i don't think cage has ever been crazier. his delivery on every single line is bizarre and unexpected and hilarious. the film isn't as brilliant as something like bad lieutenant: port of call new orleans, but if you like that style of over-the-top full cage lunacy then this is perhaps the most undiluted example.
na Ocelot
64
T5
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lct6x-XqWrw
na TheDenizen
60
T5
Nicolas Cage acts gloriously loony, but too much of it goes nowhere. Worth watching just for the scene of Cage loping down the street shouting "I'm a vampire! I'm a vampire!" Was Jennifer Beals sporting hairy armpits or did I just imagine that?
na Criminal5
80
T7
An interesting hodgepodge of ideas (vampire as businessman, vampire as fetish, etc.; throw in some paranoid schizoprenia and now the juices are really stewing), none of which are terribly well-developed but all of which make this more interesting than it might otherwise have been. Also, it's hilarious. (Nic Cage as a delusional vampiric Manhattanite with an awful accent? Hell yes!) It runs out of steam for a bit towards the end, but picks up again and finishes on a high note.
na chiefg
50
T3
na rhinderman
94
T10
na schnofel
15
T1
na BillyShears
85
T9
"IM A VAMPIRE IM A VAMPIRE IM A VAMPIRE"
na micmac•
81
T9
na VCohaagen
80
T8
Possibly one of the greatest performances ever crafted by the insanely brilliant Nicolas Cage.
na Clark Nova
85
T6
na undersmiles
0
T1
na Spunkie
40
T3
Cage is nuts in this one.
na Rumplesink
40
T2
na Thespianity
100
T10
The ultimate test of humour.
na follower
61
T5
na snb
15
T1
na MrCarmady
95
T9
One of the best performances of all time. Hilarious and unhinged, but also surprisingly subversive.
na ledcollector
60
T5
na ProtectMeYou
6
T5
na Chavie1982
65
T4
na kangadoodoo
45
T3
na apm182
60
T3
the worst at his best; Nicholas Cage may have even questioned his acting "career" after seeing himself in this film. ALVA!
na karkde
60
T4
na bertonia
60
T2
na klanc11
93
T10
na V. Scarlato
5
T1
na Ectopants
80
T8
na Dancon7
52
T2
na Upton
60
T6
na Daffy6964
79
T5
na Alwyn
68
T3
na Haz567
30
T1
na CMQuinn
80
T8
na JirKar87
70
T5
na OiPaulOi
45
T3
na LordofDance
50
T6
na koruthaiolos
76
T7
na Seftref
90
T10
na Ubernoober
71
T3
Reminds me alot of a 80's American Psycho but just not as encapturing jsut seems to lack something decent watch. Although you might not want to put it that high on your must watch list.
na Stripy
37
T1
It is more or less miserable, just Cage going berserk, some other goofy stuff he does in the second half and things like the couch coffin made laugh from time to time.
na TheMantidMan
40
T5
na AAAutin
32
T2
na Kramer
86
T7
na guana
35
T10
na roger1
78
T2
na A Gay Shark
83
T5
na allmovie
5
T3
na Immortaliste
30
T1
na Honest_Thief
5
T10
na dflanny
83
T9
Delightful crap. Cage destroys all around him.
na gaucho
6
T9
na joseywales
75
T8
na jhook
68
T2
Bizarre film completely saved by what might be the original Crazy Cage performance. This movie would have been a trainwreck with anyone else. As it stands, it's a fascinating piece of character study watching Nic Cage playing a schizophrenic man that thinks he's becoming a vampire. Really liked the tics Cage gave Loew, namely the British accent that comes and goes depending on who he's trying to impress. Recommended for Crazy Cage fans only.
na dmarques
67
T4
Nicolas Cage thinks he got turned into a vampire, proceeds to troll everyone in the movie (including animals), funny at times if only for Nicolas Cage "acting".
na Aliisza
60
T1
na Mr.Ocean
60
T3
na lesintrigant
75
T8
na rickyafraid
86
T9
na cloak
70
T8
na mark83
8
T9
na komois
85
T9
na luchatein
83
T5
na Stim
64
T7
na Barraoc
50
T3
na ptkw
90
T9
na pandapanda
72
T5
na radyokafa
40
T1
na Bandy
80
T7
na PepeCamello
50
T4
na Mubear
78
T4
na friendo55
74
T4
Well, now at least I know my ABCs. So bad that it's great. Incredible stuff from Nic Cage.
na frozenpeas42
70
T6
na M_A
40
T4
Nicolas unhinged = pure joy.
na adrenaline
60
T5
na x@nder
53
T3
na normalman
5
T9
This is Nicolas Cage with all the ACTING restraints removed from his brain. Pure, unadulterated Cage. And it's freakin' incredible. I could watch this a million times. Don't settle for youtube clips! The context makes it SO much more bizarre!
na Jdiddy381
75
T9
na burksta
50
T3
About as oddball and insane as anything you'll ever see. Half of it doesn't make sense but the ridiculousness of Cage's over-the-top performance and the screenplay make it more than memorable. Classic entertainment.
na domys
30
T2
na 24truths
70
T5
na xxzcuzxx
55
T6
na BullyFanatic
90
T8
na glumpy_99
53
T1
Cage's astonishing commitment to a portrait of unhinged, off-the-wall insanity forms the centrepiece of genuinely bizarre film, which can't make up its mind whether it wants to be an outlandish camp-fest or something a little more ambitious; unfortunately it never comes into focus or succeeds on either level. Worthwhile for Cage completists, and for the chance to hear some truly odd lines of dialogue, though Cage's victimisation of his co-worker is taken to an unecessarily gruesome extreme.
na themadelf66
70
T4
na IluvMovies
81
T5
na mightysparks
50
T4
na k.van.
10
T10
na wokelstein
76
T7
na kelaal
100
T6
na unrecorded
81
T9
na Pillgrum
50
T10
na Fierenza
65
T6
na matilda
85
T9
na andagh
97
T10
Look at her teeth! Look at her teeth! She's a goddamn vampire!
na Whiteboy567
100
T10
na Skerringer
85
T10
na mynameisdoug
80
T6
na -BigEvil-
85
T8
This movie is hilarious. Though I'm sure there's some sort of metaphorical subtext here (perhaps about sexual predation), the sheer absurdity and surrealism is enough. Nicolas Cage's unhinged performance is so exaggerated, and it's an immediate giveaway that this isn't exactly supposed to be taken seriously. Sometimes referred to as 'Kafkaesque', which is appropriate coming from the same man who wrote the similarly off-kilter After Hours.
na Mikado
84
T10
na frg
8
T8
na filmcricket
42
T3
na DavidJohnson
40
T2
na dro
80
T6
na htcaetano
66
T6
na clarkah
60
T4
na Meta Critic
31
T1
na eadwinn
90
T9
One of most intense, craziest and creative acting performances ever recorded on film.
na wetwillies
90
T7
It is performances like these that give Nicolas Cage the internet reputation that he has. A strange joy to watch.
na batui
60
T4
I wonder if this would have been a better movie without Nicholas Cage. He played the character as crazy from the start; believing he was a vampire wasn't much of a change, more like the straw that broke the camel's back.
na avgcrtckr
53
T4
na AlleyLights2
69
T6
na CHOICECOD
90
T9
na JeffWiiver
2
T2
na ribcage
70
T6
na kj2145
85
T6
na Jakea350
66
T2
Cage's off the walls performance is the only thing that makes this movie worth watching, but its one hell of a performance. Another good flick for a cold October night with some friends and some beers. Cage had to do multiple takes for the scene where he eats the cockroach. And yes, it was a real cockroach.
na Pedlya
100
T10
na Kojiless
78
T8
Nic Cage goes completely nuts in what just may be the strangest vampire movie I've ever seen. Perfectly cast for the role, Cage delivers in nearly every scene, right down to that ridiculous accent that seems to be a cross between a California surfer, Jeeves the Butler, and a preppy undergraduate from Harvard.
na fenixdown
77
T6
na sjostrand
65
T8
na fakesenator
85
T9
na GodlessNoble
90
T10
na hekkon
75
T5
na Mr. Mxyzptlk
83
T7
na hazelhawks
53
T4
na rfdutra
5
T5
na lumpnboy
83
T7
na kedar1981
70
T6
na Liina Aukia
40
T2
na PJH
77
T5
na salihertek
50
T1
na edkrak
60
T5
na sandri
75
T3
na cbrowning33
75
T4
na mike615
65
T6
na Travisbickle
55
T2
na RNG
99
T10
na ZombieBuffet
50
T3
na Jarmann
60
T3
na dhabit
50
T2
na MBBinger
60
T4
na servetsuvari
30
T1
na cblur21
42
T2
na rikolai
75
T7
na ddyment
66
T5
na JooJoo
9
T10
Abnormally well done for this bizarre subject matter. American Psycho's 80s sociological aspect, also an equally insane and narcissistic lead, combined with a Kafkaesque mix of suspense, horror, & comedy. Nicholas Cage is off the charts, certainly his most expressive if not best performance [hard to choose between this & Adaptation]. I can't remember the last movie that made me laugh this much - too crazy to miss.
na aaaaaaarrggg
43
T3
na Richterman
2
T3
Movie drags on in multiple spots. Watch it after a few drinks.
na lisko
60
T5
na suz
8
T2
na JakeAesthete
65
T6
na thefog1331
40
T1
na borgeest
89
T10
na friedoctopus
95
T10
na slidercc
31
T4
na HKi
47
T1
na jere7
80
T5
na saucyjack
39
T2
Interesting for Cage's weird acting, but other than that actually quite boring.
na paikov
75
T4
na ashwagandha
45
T4
na wolfe41
89
T9
na Rutt13
40
T2
na astrobuck
60
T3
na daveylow
45
T1
na winbran
80
T8
na dj001k
80
T8
na nuotio
53
T5
na Stain
80
T7
Completely insane performance from Nicolas Cage
na coot
83
T9
na AndyDan
50
T1
na kily316
74
T4
na gelfling
80
T2
na djross
85
T10
An accurate portrayal of love in the 1980s.
na Thejaff
61
T3
na madiso
60
T7
na fezenstein
85
T10
na daniel
30
T4
na sweetsin0r
70
T3
na blinkyinkey
80
T6
na Tweeker_Bee
85
T7
na Finner
75
T5
na candace
20
T2
na iqcumber
85
T9
na dr_maclud
35
T1
na MrBialas
1
T1
na barterer2002
84
T9
na DrHiz
80
T7
na Jack_Murphy
58
T3
na massesRasses
52
T2
na nunstrangler
71
T6
na gorkemoge
40
T3
na mistercheech
99
T10
I NEVER MISFILED ANYTHING. NOT ONCE NOT ONE TIME.
na rottentomat
62
T5
na I.L.
75
T7
na drone
0
T1
na Melveis
4
T3
na EastonD
83
T8
Nicolas Cage, when allowed to act, is our finest actor.
na twincinema
80
T9
na Hadleyreis
73
T7
na Prismatic
29
T1
na sirphibes
72
T6
na Eddie Yang
70
T3
na Groggykash
65
T3
na sellis
0
T1
na Svinet
25
T1
na Janne
80
T9
na ecalder
85
T10
na Granto
52
T3
na Jurispathic
6
T8
This film has Nicolas Cage chasing his terrified secretary into the woman's washroom, eating pigeons with a set of cheap, plastic vampire teeth, and running in the street yelling "I'M A VAMPIRE I'M A VAMPIRE!". Pretty much the best movie ever.
na IMDb-byvotes
54
T2
na OMGFridge
90
T10
Cage in an early crazy role destroying everything in sight, he goes berserk even by his standards. Its like a late 80's take on 'American Psycho' that has an insane script and filled with terrific yet highly strange scenes. Darkly comical and it also features a couch coffin. In other words, it was AWESOME.
na gorejunky
40
T1
UGH--this was so hard to sit through. Cage's performance almost destroys a semi-decent script. With the glut of vampires movies available, don't waste your time.
na Talyn Golic
80
T6
Cage brings his special brand of crazy to a surprisingly well told story of a man slowly losing his mind. This is one time Cage's overacting fits the role perfectly, his over the top mannerisms working well showing someone dissapearing into their own world. It's a very black comedy, similar to American Psycho, with the over-the-top absurdity being the point and Cage commits to that totally. A very strange movie that looks stupid at first glance, but there is an interesting story here too.
na chemtrails
73
T8
This film is two things: the tortured life of a self-hating misogynist yuppie, and Nic Cage's personal playground.
na DTI
83
T7
na Murderface
40
T3
na sheddle
85
T8
It's like Nicolas Cage drank a shitload of Red Bulls and tried to act
na JoelofArc
40
T3
na crazymoronx
81
T9
na Golfingdanls
6
T5
na allisoncm
29
T2
na Odyssey Dave
63
T2
na Veterini
79
T7
na DrPhilOssify
75
T7
na filmaffinity
50
T2
na chiphall72
20
T1
na RavynLoony
82
T10
na salty dog
39
T1
na Simon M.
90
T9
na jjack229
65
T4
na JJJames
85
T8
na RCMERCHANT
75
T6
na miss jesus
23
T1
Cage's inexplicable "acting" does nothing to improve this film, which does a poor job of elucidating its central joke anyway. His constant bullying and terrifying of one of his assistants was not funny at all, and by the time it escalated to rape, any understanding of the film's approach to comedy was out of my grasp.
na imdb
53
T3
na jimmyjazz
80
T9
na creck
60
T3
na Arithaniel
7
T7
na Castroph
7
T8
Unimaginable in every way.
na barfly
45
T1
na negative
3
T8
na ReCreation07
82
T3
na winds
7
T10
na deadbill
90
T7
na nogoodnik
89
T9
na purity
3
T9
na itzivan
40
T2
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