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Water for Elephants (2011)

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Summary: In this captivating Depression-era melodrama, impetuous veterinary student Jacob Jankowski (Robert Pattinson) joins a celebrated circus as an animal caretaker but faces a wrenching dilemma when he's transfixed by angelic married performer Marlena (Reese Witherspoon). An affinity for elephants brings together the young pair, but the warmth between them sends Marlena's cruel husband, animal trainer August (Christoph Waltz), into a frightening fury.
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Genre: Drama
Country: USA
Directed By: Francis Lawrence
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na Vesey
73
T5
na Bojangles
50
T5
The colors did strike me as beautiful for some reason. The awful close up reframing kept the cinematography from being great though. And so considering three quarters of its runtime is a typical love triangle plot, there's not much going for it. Hal Holbrook is a god.
na RAmpersaND
85
T9
na hubies
65
T3
na Madeline
45
T2
na Mini-T
84
T6
Who would have thought that I would actually liked a film with Robert Pattison in it. But nothing we haven't seen before. However, the setting of a travelling circus was entertaining enough for me.
na ocWavean
70
na kerryland
65
T2
na marcoschava
78
T6
na Wysh
50
T4
na davesv
74
T5
na AAAutin
47
T5
na gunes
78
T4
na mammy
71
T6
na Kums
71
T4
na raipe
64
T7
na Simulacra
85
T10
na KeanuGrieves
18
T1
Woefully miscast, Water for Elephants is a film about cruelty that glosses over the cruelty and draws an unfortunate comparison between abused wives and elephants who only take commands in Polish. Any points it gets, it gets for the elephant.
na vargas
75
T6
na Gesine
77
T8
na Daph_NL
59
T6
na Damoon
72
T4
na dst7175
70
T6
na fcherchi
7
T7
na alexandroid
60
T2
na OMGFridge
55
T5
Rather uninspired screenplay, elevated by the cast and some lively set pieces.
na jzrhoades
45
T3
na tdawson48
63
T2
na EgbertSouse
80
T6
na Emz92
63
T8
na jenya291182
52
T2
na ratson
92
T10
na BrotherAck
60
T4
na stephane92
75
T7
na Albin
58
T2
na vmboudreau
50
T3
na Kalle85
20
T1
na jimmiegs
84
T4
na mkellins
40
T2
na mullins
86
T6
na billkerwin
73
T3
Great art direction vividly evokes a slightly threadbare '30's circus and the direction in the first half effectively establishes the story and characters, but the casting is uneven (Waltz and Witherspoon all sharp angles and intelligence and Pattinson a big round-eyed melancholy pudding) and the last third of the film seems slightly incoherent and somewhat rushed. I gotta admit, though . . . the elephant is very cool!
na Stripy
78
T7
na ThereminJam
79
T5
na Alyne
75
T6
na SlantMag
20
T5
"Beauty comes in all shapes and sizes, and Water for Elephants finds immense pleasure in juxtaposing extreme dimensionality with budding emotion." - Glenn Heath Jr.
na wokkal
85
T8
na chmul_cr0n
72
T7
na mashenka
60
T3
Two good things: Christoph Walz and a Polish-speaking elephant
na simin
76
T8
na nandorizzi
45
T4
Not badly done, but everything is so cliche that simply does not hold the attention as it should.
na Jen
50
T2
na burflok
65
T5
na Aron Ericson
60
T5
na ivorydroid
60
T6
na dzejson
64
T5
na salopiantree
60
T4
na GeneralGrind
69
T3
na Vassago
73
T7
na Mansbridge
72
T4
na dsturek
80
T8
na MJVmovieMan
54
T3
Instead of "Titanic" we get "The Circus," with all of the elements remaining the same. Despite a slew of talented actors (yes, Pattinson is included), this gorgeous-looking film gains little traction with the flimsy relationship that goes underdeveloped between Witherspoon and Pattinson. Where's the overwhelming chemistry? I didn't see it. And as for an elephant staking a man through the head... hmmm... And that's all I have to say about that.
na mostafah
70
T7
na shade
65
T3
A standart drama. Pattison is not a bad actor but he never achieves something admirable which will I remember him with. Waltz is more than a good baddie but I cared more about the animals than the people.
na zugurzz
75
T3
na eglucis
76
T5
na aquasheep
50
T1
na mlightle3
90
T9
It had heart.
na jwlieta
85
T5
na maddriver52
76
T7
na lotr23
40
T2
na redpatriot
74
T7
na MovieCrazy21
71
T8
na jktrey
79
T4
na monclaro
50
T4
na retsxlif
72
T7
na danwest6
65
T4
na cbaarck
51
T3
na some_person
86
T9
na Deidamia
70
T5
na Castrogol
30
T1
na Joelius
31
T5
Not a very surprising or particularly engaging film but it was worth watching.
na Traumzirkus
73
T5
na LetterRip
88
T7
na taranets.org
90
T6
na larcher
75
T5
It is an ok movie, but a very well done one.
na senorita
76
T3
na steakel
70
T5
na QPR74
77
T8
na Dmitr
61
T4
na Rozno
55
T2
na ewalters
70
T4
Rosie (the elephant) not only saved the circus from an early grave, but also this movie from being a very dull b grade movie. There was enough here to captivate, but not amaze. I'd like to nominate this movie for "could have been a classic", it had the right stuff, but the acting and the editing just did not convert. Disappointing.
na Cyanroach
0
T2
na TnS
70
T6
na kkl
60
T3
na veldenje
70
T3
na SirEvo
65
T3
na tibuka
60
T5
na raquelmplima
61
T4
na flurl123
84
T7
na cwaits
60
T2
disappointing book and disappointing movie.
na muzak66
69
T4
Robert Pattson sure got his ass whipped a lot near the end.
na Gordon Cole
66
T5
na naviniea
66
T7
na Jdiddy381
60
T5
na xav2nice
65
T4
na jksterup
70
T2
na SaffronAJK
76
T3
na kjfellows
2
T2
na Tizzy
50
T4
na stoker
60
T6
na bialins
78
T3
na tetcyo
60
T1
na fzycow
78
T2
na glm
70
T5
70.000
na Beacon
78
T4
na busesosyal
40
T4
na cr00mz
6
T6
na stoutl
60
T1
na crogalien
88
T7
na ellenholcomb
85
T5
na lancaster
40
T1
na twometerman
6
T8
na Tesenstein
75
T2
na nibbish
63
T6
na theone347
79
T5
na nicson
60
T5
na soxfandoug
65
T3
na Reese
87
T8
na Rebelo
65
T4
na nendre
86
T6
na Strangeluv
76
T6
na xaila13
72
T2
na burnogelo
80
T3
na stagemadness
50
T2
na avgcrtckr
48
T3
na Ownerzx
70
T6
na Mike333
75
T8
na matilda
71
T6
na Radres
58
T3
na teddi
55
T5
na burkayadalig
66
T3
beautiful story, great art direction, Christoph Waltz is superb, even Robert Pattinson is bearable however lack of chemistry and cliche storyline keep the movie from becoming good... and now we know who should get the Best Elephant in a Supporting Role award: Rosie, the Polish speaking elephant:)
na aatx1228
68
T5
na grodrig1
80
T6
na IMDBpredict
70
T6
na lvlr
20
T9
na azazel74
69
T4
na medium123
82
T8
na ZimpanX
76
T7
na edearauj
70
T3
na NoiseMaker
83
T8
na pagan
50
T2
na salviomari
68
T6
na Fran
60
T4
na sandra90
90
T6
na lol
50
T3
na Asgarth
73
T6
na woodke1235
50
T3
na addwillis
82
T7
na vheujge
65
T7
na Gaile
70
T7
na Watashi
40
T2
na kirchenmaus
47
T2
na KMcNeil
2
T2
na DavidJohnson
74
T6
na Blair
70
T3
na zevel6
44
T2
na RottenTomato
60
T3
It's a tale tastefully told and beautifully filmed, but Water for Elephants suffers from a pronounced lack of chemistry between its leads.
na goranmacan
9
T5
na Kaptajnen
25
T2
na Squarehead
40
T3
na alinag
59
T4
na OsirisDunmer
50
T6
na corley
55
T4
na thaklos
56
T2
This film runs its grand theme into the ground with a deplorable lack of tension. Waltz puts forward a lot of effort, but his bouts of insanity are surrounded by monotonous exposition and unnecessary melodrama. There is an unmistakable hubris in the films focus on spectacle, and it is clear that a smaller film, one driven by characters rather than mystique, would be better positioned to make a tangible connection with its audience.
na Mewn
72
T5
na rubicscupe
82
T9
na JoO
76
T8
na Digger
65
T3
na Baby Fish
6
T4
na carpediem227
55
T3
na WWallce4prez
59
T3
Good set design and vibrant colors are about all this has going for it. Waltz out-acts the other two leads by a long shot, but he goes so over the top he becomes cartoonish. Tarantino performances only work in Tarantino films. The Twilight dude reminds me of an awkward highschooler in his first play. There is little passion or chemistry in a film that should have loads of both.
na Only_Sony
67
T7
na mrsackles
84
T4
na IMDb-byvotes
70
T5
na jakartan
46
T1
na heezy
70
T5
na recordtank
80
T9
na Darbicus
70
T7
na MCR
52
T4
na dharmabum
46
T4
na muutanet
23
T3
A sure chick flick; there's nothing new you haven't seen before in this genre films. A black and white and safe story. It was so funny how they portrait so small and skeleton like girl with suck a big and graceful animal.
na megdesilva
81
T6
na korbenPL
32
T3
na Cinterbian
79
T3
na ianhobo
82
T5
na frnk23
25
T2
na FilmStar**
100
T10
na Kermit
86
T5
na imdb
69
T7
na guanabeer
96
T9
na Stewball
60
T3
A must see if you've never seen a movie about a love triangle before. I liked the animals and the cool picture post card night scenes of the train. I'm sorry, Pattinson may have been pretty good but I couldn't dissociate him from Twilight--maybe that's why he just irks me. Q: Why didn't he just go back right away and take the stupid last test? Ans: He never would have joined the circus and had all that fun. If you thought there'd be chemistry, well, there's a sucker born every minute.
na schnofel
30
T2
na DerMessias
52
T3
na hoolie
70
T4
na Kerfoot32
40
T2
na Kortee
65
T6
na Deniz
70
T6
na numan
72
T4
na jeff_v
62
T4
A throwback romance film in the mold of The Notebook or the first half of Titanic --I'd like to see a more daring director just go all-out and film it in black-and-white. The story is pretty standard stuff and the most interesting character is the cruel ringmaster played superbly by Christoph Waltz, who would twirl his mustache if he had one. Unfortunately, he's the only one who brings some inspiration to the film.
na mitsu
90
T8
na jordanlige
100
T6
wonderful movie 10 out of 10
na wts
65
T3
na jack parsons
7
T5
My biggest problem with the film was the lack of chemistry between Robert Pattinson and Reese Witherspoon. I think Robert Pattinson gave a better effort than Reese and the lack of chemistry fell mostly on her part. This was a real treat though, I thought it was overall really good acting and a charming little story with some stunning cinematography. It's such a relief to see a REAL set and with minimal computer help. Most people have been critical of the script, but I rather enjoyed it.
na Emre Bekman
73
T5
na snettis
100
T10
na nicanick
75
T5
The acting on R. Pattinson's side deserves maybe "20", Reese Witherspoon a solid "50", Christoph Waltz "80", but the interaction between all of the actors is very poor, meaning that the movie suffers greatly from this. I, however, found that the story and the pictures were so overwhelmingly beautiful that this issue was not of such great importance for me. Logically, I should give this movie something between 50-55, but because it touched me and is simply beautiful, I think it deserves a 75.
na SirStuckey
60
T5
Not too bad really. Waltz shines as a bad guy (shocker) and Witherspoon is pretty good. The elephant shines and does some pretty amazing looking stunts. Some people seem to think there are a lot of shallow characters in this movie. I didn't really think that was so, but I've also read the book so I know the character's stories already. My mom really enjoyed it.
na ladyC
67
T6
na chao
83
T7
na Emanoela
60
T3
na explorer
70
T8
na buffyangel
78
T9
na Jos
60
T2
na filmcricket
50
T4
na sid
60
T5
na ohwell
60
T5
Paul Schneider has left Parks&Recreation for stuff like this?!
na Possebon
64
T1
na DougCollins
90
T7
na KCR
35
T5
na ElienB
80
T10
na Silver
6
T6
na JacksoK
60
T2
A nice film with a nice enough story. Poor casting with Pattinson (clearly cast to attract little teenage girls) and Reese Witherspoon. neither are suited for a timeless drama and there was 0 chemistry between them. The ending was lackluster and all to familiar and sappy. Christoph Waltz was the best thing about the film playing the ringmaster, pity he never had a twisty mustache though :(
na pattigrzyb
92
T10
na partible
72
T5
na daniel
20
T3
na Komond
65
T6
na radyokafa
70
T4
na nickv
68
T6
na walkabout
30
T1
Fails to work on almost every level possible. Ridiculous script. Pattinson is quite awful. You can't help feeling sorry for Witherspoon.
na aleycat89
60
T6
na mastermind
65
T5
na JangoB
61
T2
na infrared
60
T2
Opowiesc o polskim s%u0142oniu. Boring.
na Cloudynow
55
T2
na gyanrosling
6
T3
na tchico
70
T5
na BeautyBliss
50
T2
A silly fairy tale with no relationship with reality.
na Evah
68
T5
na olric
85
T8
na Vanguardjosh
90
T6
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