Plodding, and the title is decidedly misleading ("women"?). Not sure they have the time-paradox thing down quite right either. One of the lamer MSTs (more snide than funny), though it did get a bit better toward the end. Brace yourself for one head-smacking finale ("The corn is as high as an elephant's eye").

MST3K was extremely funny. Without MST3K, the movie is boring and bland, and it's got a monkey (!!), and I hate them. I will say that in every review for films with monkeys. Fuck them. And where were the women..?

Mst3k score: 4/10

The chick was crazy hot and it has the drunken boss from Agent for HARM as a drunken space admiral. Other than that, worthless.

Some parts of the romantic plotline are cute, but the film is largely forgettable. A lot more could have been done with the premise, but instead we get a bland cast of flat characters walking around a jungle for ninety minutes.

Saw this on Mystery Science Theater. A brilliant allegory for race and nationality in today's world, as well as a modern-day Romeo and Juliet.