I know that Nielsen has been typecast since Airplane, but you would think he would shy away from total crap.

Only some parts with Leslie Nielsen are funny, all the rest is pretty lame.

Terrible, sure, but endlessly quotable. Basically, what Tripwyre said.

If you enjoy the Leslie Nielsen style of comedy film which is a non-stop stream of bad puns, sexual innuendoes and parodies, held together by a very flimsy storyline, then you should appreciate this. It's about as polished as the genre gets. Doesn't have the cult status of the Airplanes or Naked Guns, but in fairness it's just as good and puerile as those. Laughter is the best medicine!

So stupid, but it makes me laugh

I can't objectively rate this higher, as it is really not a good movie at all. But when I was 11, I ate this shit up, and I must admit that there are a couple gags in here that make me laugh to this day when I think about them. I just have a soft spot for Leslie Neilsen, I guess. I find the man endlessly funny. Plus I'm fond of what's being spoofed here -- it pays to only use iconic pop culture films, instead of cramming in everything. This one's not very good, but Neilsen's done much worse.

Only just more than half the jokes work; the others are cringe-worthy or go for Family Guy lengths of overlong. But the good jokes offer up some pretty out-there and hilarious set-pieces. Leslie Nielson isn't the best comedian, but when he's good, he's Leslie Nielson.

Fairly poor 90s parody. Harrison Ford films The Fugitive, Patriot Games and Clear and Present Danger feature most prominently among many- probably half of the small amount of fun in the film comes from spotting what's being spoofed, and Leslie Nielsen definitely was a great comic actor. Unfortunately too many jokes fall flat and the mash-up plot is very poor. Naked Gun or Airplane! it ain't.

[insert sarcastic review about great acting performance by Leslie Nielsen here]

one of the few films that makes me laugh now as much as it did when i was 12.

Two words: Leslie Neilsen

I always say this movie when someone asks me what's the worst movie I've ever seen. It's an easy answer.

My friends and I weren't expecting Shakespeare when we rented this, but damn. Just a bad movie. All 13 rating-points come from the part where the usher uses a lightsaber to show someone their seat. For some reason, that cracked me up.

Slightly more palatable than most of Leslie Nielsen's other non-Zucker visual pun films, but still not good at all. It has one or two laughs (an improvement from most of his other films), but the parodies are obvious and dumb. A cameo with John Walsh is cute, but even that goes a bit long.

I laughed so hard in the cinema. Maybe a lot more than I would today. But still - this is such a lot of fun.