An abject lesson in the potential consequences of confusing obnoxiousness with comedy, Zac Efron's Pool Party loudly observes what happens when two assholes turn up at a party full of other assholes and provokes zero laughs accordingly. For the good of mankind, one hopes the wider public might one day take it upon themselves to finally inform Justin Long and Queen Latifah that, no matter what they try, they're about as funny as the holocaust.