As trashy cinema, this erotic drama had so much potential: impressive and unnecessary amounts of nudity, an over the top Nicolas Cage with terrible hair, and a supporting cast including Joe Pantoliano, Steve Buscemi and Marisa Tomei. Sadly however, after laughs in the first half, the film reaches a point where it meanders and drags, which means it is neither a legitimately good film nor a comic gem.

Hilarious wig on Cage. Hilariously bad movie.

Before The Room... there was Zandalee.

Boring as hell, but it got my gf hot so bonus points for that.

"It's impossible to take this stony-faced drivel seriously, but, purely on the level of Cage giving another one of his patented over-the-top performances, it at least provides some chuckles."