Itīs so bad, itīs great *lol*

Do you like naked women? Do you like zombies? Do you like lakes? Then you'll love zombie lake! Or not, because it's pretty much terrible all-over.

So bad it's almost good... but not quite.

Tough one to get through. They could have made this a lot more fun if it was about 42 minutes long.

It is an awful film, but what is significant is that, except the gratuitous nudity and an odd subplot (zombie and daughter?), there is nothing truly in this. No fountains of blood, no makeup effect except green facepaint, no real plot, little of anything except nudity and the feeling that, if intentional rather than lazy, this could have been a funny anti-horror, where scenes of zombies loaming over the doomed villagers turns into anti-climatic ramble under a stone arch. Skip this one.

The story is dumb, the acting is non existent, the zombie makeup is just green paint, the gore is just red paint, the music is wretched, and not one second of it is scary or funny. There's even a ridiculous subplot about a child in the village who was fathered by one of the zombies. The only points are for the gratuitous underwater beaver shots of skinny dipping chicks (there were a lot).

Every time the hot blonde girl gets naked and starts having sex, Nazi zombies show up and start eating her. As soon as they leave, she goes back to having sex. After which they return. Rinse and repeat.

Bizarre, laughably bad film with no scares, bad makeup/effects, ridiculous goofs, and hilariously dumb dialogue. This is really just a showcase for lots of European softcore nudity.