Without a doubt, this movie is dumb. No-budget, bottom-of-the-barrel dumb. But some people just like to see that. We're talking goofier than Piranha, and way more obscure than the Feast movies, and far worse in every way than any of that. If the outlandish concept intrigues you, and you like to watch the occasional awful movie, you won't be disappointed. Just don't think it's anything better than it claims to be.

The movie starts with a warning from Uwe Boll to not watch it. I never thought I'd say this, but... I wish I listened to Uwe Boll.